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5:45 AM ET, September 19, 2014


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Michael K / Dlisted:
¡¡Escándalo!!  Miley Cyrus Could Go To Jail For Disrespecting The Mexican Flag  —  Mexico might (read: probably not) do what other countries should've done a long time ago: Throw Miley Cyrus in jail!  —  During a show in Monterrey, Mexico on Tuesday night …
MEXICAN FLAG ASS STUNT  —  Triggers Criminal Investigation  —  Miley Cyrus could go to jail for getting her ass whipped on stage ... with a Mexican flag.  —  Miley was performing Tuesday night in Monterrey, Mexico when one of her dancers spanked her prosthetic butt with a Mexican flag.
Kim Kelly /
All Hail Vulvatron, GWAR's Unlikely New Vocalist  —  ‘Vulvatron commanded a central role, stepping away from her mic only long enough to battle her monstrous bandmates or spray the audience with goo.’ … The public face of GWAR — the all-singing, all-decapitating, blood …
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Zach Johnson / E! Online:
NEWS/ Jennifer Lawrence Supports Chris Martin at Coldplay Concert: “She Knew Every Word to Every Song”  —  In a [sky] room full of stars, Jennifer Lawrence shined brightest.  —  The actress watched boyfriend Chris Martin's band Coldplay perform at the Ace Hotel Theatre in L.A. Wednesday.
Sophie Vokes-Dudgeon / Us Weekly:
Jennifer Lawrence Is Guest of Honor at Chris Martin's Coldplay Gig in Los Angeles: Details  —  J.Law really loves Coldplay!  Chris Martin's band performed at the Ace Hotel Theatre in Downtown Los Angeles on Wednesday, Sept. 17, and guess who was in the crowd?  His new beau, Jennifer Lawrence.
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Stephanie Webber / Us Weekly:
Lindsay Price Gives Birth, Welcomes Son Emerson Spencer With Curtis Stone  —  Another mouth to feed!  Lindsay Price and celebrity chef Curtis Stone have welcomed their second child, his rep confirms to Us Weekly.  The couple's new bundle of joy, son Emerson Spencer, arrived in L.A. on Tuesday, Sept. 16 and weighed in at 7 lbs, 11 oz.
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Scoop
Curtis Stone and Lindsay Price Welcome Son Emerson Spencer
Discussion: POPSUGAR Celebrity
Gary Levin / USA Today:
Darrell Hammond returning to ‘SNL’ as announcer  —  The irreplaceable Don Pardo is being replaced as Saturday Night Live's stentorian announcer, and Lorne Michaels didn't have to look far: Longtime cast member Darrell Hammond is rejoining the show as the (mostly) unseen voice introducing the show …
Bill Carter / New York Times:
Darrell Hammond to Replace Don Pardo as the Announcer for ‘Saturday Night Live’
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Exclusive: Matthew McConaughey Won't Be Back For ‘Magic Mike XXL,’ Director Says Sequel Will Be “Very Different”  —  Let's get right down to it, while Channing Tatum has said the entire cast would be back, Dallas, aka Matthew McConaughey, won't return for the “Magic Mike” sequel.
Joan Rivers' Doctor — It's A Lie ... There was NO Selfie  —  Dr. Says It's a Lie  —  THERE WAS NO SELFIE  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Joan Rivers personal ENT doctor did NOT take a selfie while the comedienne was under anesthesia shortly before she stopped breathing ... so claims the doctor herself.
Discussion: PerezHilton and Just Jared
Stephanie Webber / Us Weekly:
Sonequa Martin-Green Is Pregnant, Walking Dead Star Expecting First Child With Husband Kenric Green  —  Sasha's headed for motherhood!  Sonequa Martin-Green is pregnant and expecting her first child with actor husband Kenric Green, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.  —  PHOTOS: Walking Dead cast — what they look like on red carpet
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Scoop
Tom Brady / Facebook:
Found my old resume!  Really thought I was going to need this after the 5th round. #tbt
Discussion: Us Weekly and The Wrap
Peter King / The MMQB with Peter King:
Manning on Manning  —  ENGLEWOOD, Colo. — The challenge of interviewing Peyton Manning is coming up with something new to ask.  He might be the most interviewed athlete of this generation.  Over the past few years, I've struggled to find something—anything— that he hasn't talked about in a while.
Alicia C. Dennis /
Jill (Duggar) Dillard: We're Registering for Dr. Pepper  —  When it comes to baby prep, the list of must-have products can be overwhelming.  But Jill (Duggar) Dillard and her new husband Derick know how to prioritize.  —  “Derick said we should put Dr. Pepper on there, because if you have late nights …
Simon Perry /
Princess Kate, Still Very Ill, Won't Travel to Malta  —  Prince William will head to Malta this weekend in place of his wife Kate, their office announced.  —  Kate continues to struggle with the “effects of Hyperemesis Gravidarum,” her spokesman says and will not travel “on the advice” of her doctors.
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MTV and Logo TV to Air ‘Laverne Cox Presents: The T Word’
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Are Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas Back Together?
Michael K / Dlisted:
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