Jessica Simpson: Seeing Nick Lachey With Another Woman Hurt  —  Jessica Simpson says seeing Nick Lachey with another woman after their split was painful.  —  "Oh, it hurt me," Simpson tells Elle in its March issue.  "Two or three weeks later?  Yeah, I'd say it kind of hurt me."

PORN STAR SHOWED HIS STUFF  —  PORN legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago - that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" during a party at the Chateau Marmont.  Hilton "asked if they could see it.

Lindsay In the Danger Zone  —  Rehab-hopping Lindsay Lohan threw herself back into the hornet's nest over the weekend — by popping into the Hollywood bar scene.  —  TMZ spies didn't see her drink, but she tempted fate by keeping company with premiere party pal, Paris Hilton.

Word is Donald ducks payment  —  Donald Trump is sprucing up his Atlantic City casino properties - but some contractors are mumbling talk of a boycott over disputed payments for work at the Trump Taj Mahal.  —  "He's always had a bad reputation," says a source.  "He's the Leona Helmsley of the casino world."

Justin Timberlake Was High During Punk'd Prank  —  Pop star Justin Timberlake was high on marijuana when he made an emotional appearance on Ashton Kutcher's prank show Punk'd in 2003.  —  The My Love singer was tricked into believing his possessions were being taken by the tax authorities and appeared to be on the verge of tears.

O'Neal: Griffin Attacked Me With a Fireplace Poker  —  Ryan O'Neal says that it was his son Griffin who instigated the incident that led to Ryan's arrest on suspicion of assault early Saturday morning, as first reported by TMZ.  In a statement to TMZ issued by O'Neal's rep, Ryan accuses Griffin of …

Rock wasn't G-manly enough for FBI chief  —  Rock Hudson  —  J. Edgar Hoover's obsession with Rock Hudson's gay lifestyle caused Universal Studios to alter a movie in which he starred, a new book claims.  —  The FBI director, a lifelong bachelor who may or may not have been a crossdresser …

Tom & Katie Party in Miami  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes partied late into the night in Miami on Saturday.  —  The couple were among the star-studded crowd at the Ocean Drive magazine and MarketAmerica.com pre-Super Bowl party in South Beach, where Fergie and her Black Eyed Peas bandmate Will.i.Am kicked off the night's concert.

Andy Dick Bothers Ivanka Trump & Is Forcibly Removed From 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'  —  Comedian Andy Dick was forcibly removed by security during an appearance on talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live last Friday night, after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump without her permission.

WHO'S POPPING OUT?  —  Short of putting superglue on your skin, there's no fail-safe way of getting a revealing frock to stay up.  —  Our advice?  —  If it can't support you, don't wear it.  —  But this advice comes too late for Naomi Campbell.  —  She wiggled herself into a v low-cut dress …

Britney Spears Loves Fashion, Being Single  —  Britney Spears showed up at the Baby Phat fashion show in New York on Saturday in a too-tight dress and blabbing about her newfound bacherlorette status.  People magazine reports: … Not really all that fascinating, I don't suppose.

Is Naomi Watts finally pregnant?  —  I was calling Naomi Watts pregnant after last year's Oscars so it's hard to tell with her, but reader Millie pointed out to me that she's wearing loose dresses lately and that her boobs are getting big.  Things seem to be going well with her boyfriend Liev Schreiber …

KATE'S DODGY PICS  —  We are used to seeing Kate Moss looking ultra-glam.  —  But her latest modelling pics show us a little more of the real deal...  Kate, one of the most photographed women in the world, has posed wearing no make-up...  All that went on was a little eyelash curling.

Tara Reid Fall Down Go Boom  —  Tara Reid walking on the red carpet.  Tara Reid falling on the red carpet.  Sounds about right to me.  —  Either she hasn't acclamated to the imbalance created be her new oversized breast implants, or walking makes her brain hurt.  Either way, it's Tara Reid, so not at all unexpected.

Whedon exits 'Wonder' pic  —  Joss Whedon, who had been developing a big-screen adaptation of DC Comics superhero Wonder Woman for Warner Bros.  Pictures and Silver Pictures, parted ways with the studio and production company on the project.  —  Whedon announced the news Friday on a fansite, chalking it up to creative differences.

PISTOL PETE  —  BAD NEWS He wants gun licence GOOD NEWS Police refuse  —  WE don't know who'll be happier - the pheasants or the general public.  —  But we're relieved to report that Pete Doherty has just been refused a gun licence by the local rozzers.  —  The dopey rocker made enquires …