JESSICA SIMPSON GETS AN ELLE COVER!  —  good evening!  i literally just walked in the door from the lily allen concert which was great (but i'll write that up in a separate post tomorrow evening) anyways after those awful recent pictures of jessica simpson surfaced today around the blogosphere …

'Jackass' star Bam Margera gets hitched  —  PHILADELPHIA - Bam Margera — professional skateboarder, MTV star and amateur prankster, just earned himself another title: husband.  Margera, 27, who became a punk hero on the shows "Jackass" and "Viva La Bam," married childhood friend Missy Rothstein …

'Factory Girl' is making out fine  —  Sienna Miller  —  Vanilla Ice  —  One explanation for Britain's surging population is that cold weather makes them horny.  It might also explain the very public hookup between Sienna Miller and English musician-slash-module Jamie Burke on a chilly Saturday night.

Actor claims self-defense after arrest  —  MALIBU, Calif. - Ryan O'Neal says his weekend arrest came after he fired a gun in self-defense to prevent his son from whacking him with a fireplace poker.  —  The actor told the Los Angeles Times that he arrived at his Malibu home Saturday night …

Hugh: I won't be marrying Jemima  —  It looks like Hugh Grant's hell bent on remaining a bachelor for life after dismissing reports he will marry Jemima Khan.  —  Speaking after his Music and Lyrics premiere in London last night, the actor responded to a question about marriage with Jemima, saying:

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Party Away the Rehab  —  So when you get out of rehab, and you're at that delicate stage "trying" to be "sober," I don't think the first person you really want to call, and head out clubbing with is Paris Hilton.  Of course, nobody told that to Lindsay Lohan.

Ryan Phillippe Talks About His Split With Reese Witherspoon  —  Three months after his split from Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe says, "This is the most difficult time in my life."  —  "I must stay focused on my kids," Phillippe, 32, tells TV's Extra in an interview airing this week.

Hardy Boys II Men: Cruise & Stiller at Fox?  —  Apparently, Kevin Federline's recent self-effacing Superbowl stunt has inspired Tom Cruise.  —  Insiders tell TMZ that Tom Cruise has been talking with Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of "The Hardy Boys" at Twentieth Century Fox.

Bystanders are Tara stricken by Reid's decline and fall  —  Tara Reid takes a spill on the red carpet at the Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America bash on Saturday night.  —  Despite Tara Reid's best efforts to revamp her image, the perennial party girl fell back into old habits over Super Bowl weekend.

Girls Aloud back in school uniform  —  Girls Aloud have gone back to school for Red Nose Day.  —  The band were joined by fellow pupil Russell Brand and Stephen Fry as their cane-wielding headmaster.  —  The celebrities got into their school ties and blazers for new Walkers crisps adverts for Red Nose Day.

WINTOUR POWER  —  'SHORT OF letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do . . . I really am pretty happy with what God gave me," says Jennifer Aniston, denying tabloid speculation that she has new breasts.  —  YOU CAN get a dinner party argument going instantly if you ask people …

Tori Spelling Gives Baby Shower Guests Lip Injection Set  —  Tori Spelling gave guests at her baby shower a cosmetic lip injection set in their goody bags.  —  The former 'Beverly Hills 90210' actress and her husband Dean McDermott gave guests an exclusive gift bag produced by The Silver Spoon …

Former "Oz" Actor Charged In Homicide Case  —  Actor Granville Adams, who appeared in the US network HBO prison drama series Oz, has been arrested in connection with the death of a man who fell down an elevator shaft during a fight in New York City.  —  Adams was arrested on Saturday and charged with criminally negligent homicide.

JT Smoked Away his Tears  —  Justin Timberlake is finally ready to open up about the important things...like his appearance on Punk'd back in the day.  Timberlake (correct me if I'm wrong) was the first victim ever on Ashton's show and got a little emotional about the prank …