Breaking: Paris and Stavros Split!  —  Have Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos split up again?  —  Sounds like it.  —  A close pal of the hotel heiress tells me they have called it quits.  Hilton is said to be the one who ended things because Niarchos has never been too pleased …

Halle Berry Says No More Marriages  —  Though she's been dating model Gabriel Aubry for more than a year, Halle Berry says she doesn't plan to walk down the aisle with him - or anybody.  —  "I will never, never get married again," the Oscar winner, 40, says in the April issue of InStyle.

Britney — I Got My Life Back!!!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears will be leaving rehab this week, and she has made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory.  —  Sources say Britney and soon-to-be ex Kevin Federline had an "amazing meeting" on Sunday.

Shanna Moakler Back With Travis Barker  —  Shanna Moakler has reunited with her rocker husband Travis Barker, she tells PEOPLE exclusively, but denies rumors she's pregnant.  —  "While I hope one day to have more children with Travis, I am not pregnant," says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant.

Britney's aunt begs her to come home  —  Plus: England is in love with Liza's ex, David Gest  —  Britney Spears' favorite aunt says that what the pop star needs more than rehab is to get herself back home.  —  "Britney has to sort her priorities out and quickly, before it is too late …

HOTEL HORROR  —  DON'T expect to see "Desperate Housewives" star Jesse Metcalfe by the pool at West Hollywood's Mondrian any time soon.  According to hotel guests, Metcalfe "was blacklisted" from the Mondrian after "partying for four days straight last week and being really mean to the staff."

Anna Nicole Smith's secret diaries  —  Anna Nicole Smith's secret diaries could jeopardise her claim to her late husband's estate.  —  Anna Nicole - who died last month aged just 39 - writes about a series of lovers she had before she married billionaire J. Howard Marshall in 1994.

KIRSTEN'S NEXT  —  KIRSTEN Dunst has kicked Drew Barrymore's ex, Fabrizio Moretti, to the curb.  The blond pixie is now dating Razorlight frontman Johnny Borell, whom she met at a Razorlight show three weeks ago.  They showed up at Blender House at the South by Southwest music festival …

Janice Dickinson Banned from Fashion Show  —  The self-proclaimed "World's 1st supermodel" transformed last night's Ed Hardy fashion show into a living hell for event organizers — and she's now been banned from future shows!  —  According to inside sources, Janice Dickinson refused to sit …

Murder trial begins for Phil Spector  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Jury selection began on Monday in the murder trial of pioneering rock producer Phil Spector, who came to court in Los Angeles sporting a new blond, Beatles-style shag and smiling broadly as he made his way past photographers.

City Shuts Famed French Cafe  —  THE Health Department has shuttered famed French eatery Brasserie LCB on West 55th Street after owner Jean-Jacques Rachou got into a profanity-laced spat with inspectors - and pals of the legendary French chef say he's being unfairly victimized.

Nothing But Tea For Victoria Beckham on Los Angeles To London Flight  —  Former Spice Girls star Victoria Beckham stunned fellow first class passengers on a flight from Los Angeles to London last month when she refused all offers of food and would only drink peppermint tea.

Gene Simmons, Shannon Tweed Get His-and-Her Facelifts  —  Tweed and Simmons, before their surgery  —  Never ones to follow the crowd, the "happily unmarried" Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed nevertheless have joined a growing trend - of couples who get plastic surgery together.

Heather Mills Makes Graceful Dancing Debut  —  Heather Mills proved a prosthetic leg can't slow her down on Monday's Dancing With the Stars premiere, in which she gracefully performed the foxtrot with partner Jonathan Roberts.  —  In case any viewers didn't know Mills's story …

Drunken depressed dishelved Vince Vaughn disturbs diners  —  Vince Vaughn was out at a Japanese restaurant recently looking his normal dishelved mess.  He was pounding saki and talking loudly about how lousy his life was and how he can't score with women.  He was flailing his arms around …

Miss USA pageant gears up for new queen  —  LOS ANGELES - The Miss USA pageant gears up to name a new queen this week in a live televised competition that organizers say will spotlight how reigning titleholder Tara Conner nearly lost her crown and ended up in rehab.

Harry Potter And The Quitting Co-Star?  —  Warner Bros. is putting a hex on anyone who spreads the rumor that actress Emma Watson does not want to return to her role as Hermione in the last two Harry Potter movies.  —  "We're extremely confident that Emma will be back for films six and seven …

Hello!  Alyssa Milano's Cleavage!  —  I'm always excited when I come across pictures of Alyssa Milano that I haven't seen.  Personally, I don't think we see enough of her and if it were financially feasible, I'd even go so far as to hire my own Paparazzi to stalk her.  That way I could do more posts on her.

Woody's the man for Johansson?  —  Forget Justin Timberlake and Josh Hartnett.  —  The love of Scarlett Johansson's life is Woody Allen.  —  "I'd sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to," the actress, 22, coos in the April issue of Vogue, on stands today.  —  And the adoration is mutual.

Lindsay Lohan is Always Slutty  —  Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!!....  Oh Christ, who am I kidding?  She can't hear me.  —  Whore!  Whore!!  WHORE!!!  —  Hey, Linds!  Just making sure the ol' eardrums work.  Nice completely retarded outfit, whoreslutuselesscuntskank.  Wait, what?