Britney and K-Fed Sign Divorce Settlement  —  After a five-hour meeting on Thursday afternoon with their lawyers, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finally reached a divorce agreement, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  "All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning …

Mayor Mike's future looks im-Prez-ive to Murdoch  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Should Mayor Bloomberg run for President, he will have a major ally in fellow billionaire Rupert Murdoch.  —  The media mogul was singing Bloomberg's praises recently, just as The Washington Post reported Monday …

WANDERING EYES  —  NOBU in London was the scene of a scene the other night.  Soccer stud David Beckham and his newly blond wife, Victoria (formerly Posh Spice), were sitting near the table where former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining.  "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time.

J.Lo is panned & banned by chain  —  Big-time Latin music seller says she forgets her roots  —  A day after Jennifer Lopez went back to the Bronx to sign autographs, the nation's top Latin music chain accused her of forgetting her roots.  —  Ritmo Latino yesterday banned all J.Lo CDs from its 50 stores …

Prosecutors: Revoke Hilton's probation  —  LOS ANGELES - City prosecutors said Thursday they will ask a judge to revoke Paris Hilton's probation in a reckless driving case, a move that could lead to a jail term.  —  The decision followed an investigation into whether the hotel heiress …

MICHAEL JACKSON'S MYSTERY ILLNESS: A BID FOR ATTENTION?  —  Woody Allen's Greatest Fear |  Reverend Al: Mixing It Up With the Wrong Rappers  —  Michael Jackson's Mystery Illness: A Bid for Attention?  —  Does Michael Jackson have pneumonia?  Does his back hurt?

Isla Fisher's Borat baby  —  Isla Fisher is reportedly pregnant with fiancé Sacha Baron Cohen's baby.  —  The 'Wedding Crashers' actress reportedly announced the couple's happy news in Los Angeles' the Cat and Fiddle pub.  —  A source is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying …

Sligh OK with 'Idol' exit  —  He even considered quitting: 'Not the competition for me'  —  Sure, he made the famous quip that he wanted to make David Hasselhoff cry, but Greenville's own Chris Sligh says he never really wanted to win "American Idol" — and, in fact, even considered quitting …

Ashlee Simpson Gives John & Jessica a Thumbs Up  —  Eight months into his relationship with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer has passed an important hurdle: Simpson's younger sister Ashlee approves of him.  —  "Ashlee loves John," a Simpson pal tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "She thinks he is great for her.

With five private jets, Travolta still lectures on global warming  —  His serious aviation habit means he is hardly the best person to lecture others on the environment.  But John Travolta went ahead and did it anyway.  —  The 53-year-old actor, a passionate pilot, encouraged his fans to "do their bit" to tackle global warming.

She means big green for 'Purple'  —  Fantasia's arrival pumps up box office  —  Fantasia Barrino's fans know the R&B diva as a one-named wonder, Fantasia.  —  But around the hit musical "The Color Purple," the 22-year-old star could be called the $6 Million Woman.

Halle Brings Out Her Best Accessory — Gabriel  —  We've been on a little bit of Halle overload this week, but is there such a thing as Gabriel Aubry overload?  I think not.  The pair are in Paris as Halle promotes Perfect Stranger around Europe.  As I mentioned before, Gabriel is not a bad personal item to bring on a press junket.

Courtney Love Bikini Pictures are Very Scary  —  So, normally, when I post celebrity bikini pictures, I'm all "wow, she's hot," or "OMG!!!"  Well, today it's definitely "OMG," but for a different reason.  Today it's "Oh My God, I think my eyes just melted inside my skull."