Britney and K-Fed Sign Divorce Settlement  —  After a five-hour meeting on Thursday afternoon with their lawyers, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finally reached a divorce agreement, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  "All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning …

Beckhams Having Trouble Finding L.A. Home  —  Victoria and David Beckham are still looking for a home in California - because the couple refuse to overpay for a house whose price has been raised simply because the famous pair is interested.  —  "It's pretty hard to keep identities secret …

Mayor Mike's future looks im-Prez-ive to Murdoch  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Should Mayor Bloomberg run for President, he will have a major ally in fellow billionaire Rupert Murdoch.  —  The media mogul was singing Bloomberg's praises recently, just as The Washington Post reported Monday …

MICHAEL JACKSON'S MYSTERY ILLNESS: A BID FOR ATTENTION?  —  Woody Allen's Greatest Fear |  Reverend Al: Mixing It Up With the Wrong Rappers  —  Michael Jackson's Mystery Illness: A Bid for Attention?  —  Does Michael Jackson have pneumonia?  Does his back hurt?

Courtney Love Bikini Pictures are Very Scary  —  So, normally, when I post celebrity bikini pictures, I'm all "wow, she's hot," or "OMG!!!"  Well, today it's definitely "OMG," but for a different reason.  Today it's "Oh My God, I think my eyes just melted inside my skull."

Courteney and Coco Have Ladies Night On The Town  —  Courteney hit up Il Sole for the second night this week, but this time her adorable date was a little more apt to make a mess of her plate (not that I've witnessed Lisa Kudrow's table manners, for all I know she's a freestyle eater).

J.Lo is panned & banned by chain  —  Big-time Latin music seller says she forgets her roots  —  A day after Jennifer Lopez went back to the Bronx to sign autographs, the nation's top Latin music chain accused her of forgetting her roots.  —  Ritmo Latino yesterday banned all J.Lo CDs from its 50 stores …

Bahamian inquest into Daniel Smith death delayed  —  NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) — An inquest into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old son was put on hold Thursday pending a legal challenge filed by Howard K. Stern, the lawyer-turned-partner of the former Playboy Playmate.

Kelly Clarkson is Red Hot  —  I know these pictures of Kelly Clarkson on the beach in Hawaii hit online yesterday, but I've been so completely blown away by them that I couldn't write anything until now.  I mean, look how much weight she's lost!  Who says you need to wear a bathing suit …

With five private jets, Travolta still lectures on global warming  —  His serious aviation habit means he is hardly the best person to lecture others on the environment.  But John Travolta went ahead and did it anyway.  —  The 53-year-old actor, a passionate pilot, encouraged his fans to "do their bit" to tackle global warming.

And The Mom Of The Year Award Goes To ...  Cute, cute, cute — sickening, I know, but this is just baby love at its best.  Now, some of the male persuasion here in the office swears we're gonna learn she's pregnant in the next couple months.  —  Click through to see some more cute pix and to place your bet ...

She means big green for 'Purple'  —  Fantasia's arrival pumps up box office  —  Fantasia Barrino's fans know the R&B diva as a one-named wonder, Fantasia.  —  But around the hit musical "The Color Purple," the 22-year-old star could be called the $6 Million Woman.

Christina Ricci Doesn't Travel Light  —  Christina was rocking a very severe new do at the launch of the Samsonite Black Label Fashionaire Collection in New York last night.  She must have been more excited than she looks, though, as she just signed on to be the new face of the swanky luggage brand.

What Should Cameron Do Next?  —  Cameron is clearly reaping the benefits of all those trips to the gym - she's looking absolutely fabulous lately.  Unfortunately, she won't get to show off her hot bod in any of her upcoming projects - it's all voice work for the Shrek movies.

Ashlee Simpson Gives John & Jessica a Thumbs Up  —  Eight months into his relationship with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer has passed an important hurdle: Simpson's younger sister Ashlee approves of him.  —  "Ashlee loves John," a Simpson pal tells PEOPLE in its new issue.  "She thinks he is great for her.

Candy Spelling: Reconciling With Tori 'Feels Great'  —  For Candy Spelling, what's the best thing about reconciling with daughter Tori?  "Having my whole family back together again," she tells PEOPLE.  "It's kind of nice."  —  What prompted the reconciliation?

Michelle Rodriguez's Bikini Line Needs a Wax  —  So, I know that some women don't go for the whole "Brazilian" thing, and prefer the natural look, but Michelle Rodriguez has taken it to a whole new level.  We've seen Michelle Rodriguez bikini pictures before, but never before have we seen so much emerging from her bikini bottoms.

Denise Richards' House Hunt  —  The woman whose name I dare not mention in the presence of my Powerbook is on the search for a new house.  Us Weekly reports that Denise Richards is looking to make a move and is searching for homes in the $7 million area.

'REAPING' THE BENEFITS  —  Hilary Swank rocks the red carpet in a cherry-colored Peter Soronen dress and Chopard jewels at Thursday's L.A. premiere of her supernatural thriller The Reaping.  The Oscar winner tells PEOPLE that working with a swarm of creepy-crawlies on the movie didn't freak her out.