Lauren Conrad: There's No Sex Tape!  —  The Hills star Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.  Conrad confirms to Usmagazine.com that "There is no sex tape that exists."  —  The statement comes in response to recent reports online …

Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.

The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole  —  We've obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.  According to a source, problems plagued the set.  Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi.

Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal Get Close  —  Five months after announcing her split from husband Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon seems to be wading back into the dating pool - with Jake Gyllenhaal, her costar in the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition.  —  Although the two have been careful …

POP TARTS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STRESSED OVER SEX SCENE WITH CHRISTINA RICCI  —  While Justin Timberlake is proud to perform as a pop prince, the singer was shy about his ability to bring "SexyBack" to the bedroom ... at least on camera.  —  In an interview with GQ magazine …

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.

Uma Thurman is at the Beach  —  It's always good when pictures of a hot A-list actress on the beach frolicking in a bikini show up online, but in the meantime, here's Uma Thurman.  Sorry.  The only good thing about these pictures is that I never knew her boobs were that big.

MORE FACE TIME  —  LINDSAY Lohan has another modeling contract - this time for Jill Stuart.  Lohan was signed to be the face of Stuart's new couture line that will debut in the fall after the success of her Miu Miu campaign earlier this year.  The much-in-the-news singer/actress will shoot …

He has a need for speed  —  LONG BEACH, Calif. — At age 62, his force remains strong.  —  Training for his second go-around in Toyota's Pro/Celebrity Race, Star Wars creator George Lucas climbed behind the wheel of a silver Scion tC on Tuesday and reached speeds of up to 112 mph.

Complete Hypocrisy  —  Paris Hilton called someone else a "whore."  —  *crickets* … I know she was joking, but still...

Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!

For the Edwards Kids, It's Time for Stump School  —  Two political insiders have joined John and Elizabeth Edwards on the campaign trail this week: Emma Claire, 8, and Jack, 6.  The kids are on spring break, but this fall they'll get a tutor and hit the road.  —  "They love it," said Jennifer Palmieri, a campaign aide.

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

Pete Doherty's penis piercing  —  Pete Doherty is planning to get his penis pierced.  —  The Babyshambles rocker, who is dating Kate Moss, has booked an appointment at North London's Camden Cold Steel parlour and plans to surprise his supermodel lover with the intimate piercing.

There Will Be No "Black Snake Moon"  —  Well, then why the heck should I go see it, I ask you?  It seems that Timberlake's bare bottom was originally to be shown during his love scenes with co-star Christina Ricci, but the pop singer requested that shots of his nekkid hiney be removed from the movie.

Britney Spears Has Another New Boyfriend  —  After meeting him during her stay at Promises, Britney Spears is now reportedly dating musician, Howie Day.  Spears is said to have "fell hard" for Day and is taking him to her cousin's wedding on June 2.  MSNBC reports: