Anna Nicole Smith's Diaries: Sex, Drugs and Food  —  Two diaries kept by Anna Nicole Smith in the early 1990s paint a portrait of a woman apparently deeply in love with her then-husband, J. Howard Marshall II, but often worried about her weight and disdainful of sex.

Is There an L.C. Sex Tape?  —  Lauren Conrad is denying she made a sex tape with one of her co-stars, but sources are telling TMZ a different tale.  —  A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that they were approached by a third party claiming to have the tape — allegedly featuring Conrad with her …

MEL'S FLAKY FOR BABY  —  MEL B was Flaking out yesterday before her possible paternity battle with old flame Eddie Murphy.  —  The former Spice Girl, 31, got a big box of Cadbury's Flakes from her daughter Phoenix Chi to celebrate the birth of the eight-year-old's new sister in Santa Monica.

Out-and-out debate over Jodie, Anderson  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Out magazine has anointed Anderson Cooper and Jodie Foster as two of America's 50 most powerful gay people - but it's not likely that the CNN anchor and the Oscar winner will be thanking the editors.

Lucy Liu is a Lesbian Vampire  —  Like in this leaked clip of Lucy Liu and the underrated Carla Gugino in Rise: The Blood Hunters, lesbians are sexy even when they're covered in blood.  In reality, most lesbians have mullets and fanny packs and wear NBA jerseys.  In Hollywood, they wear school girl outfits and thongs.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOCKED INTO DEAL WITH MANAGER SHE 'HATES'  —  Does Britney Spears "hate" her manager, Larry Rudolph?  And is Rudolph even her manager?  —  Here's a better question: Who is in charge of Britney Spears, anyway?  —  A day of frustrating phone calls yesterday leads me to believe …

Mary and Max Sitting in a Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G  —  Mary Kate is in love!  This warms my stone cold heart.  MK (forgivably dressed like a gnome — she is at a hockey game after all) and her boyfriend Max Snow checked out the NY Rangers last night, but looked way more into each other (and some serious lip-on-lip action not seen here.

Kate Beckinsale Says She Has Breast Envy  —  Kate Beckinsale may love her feet - at least she says her husband does - but when it comes to breasts, she'd like Queen Latifah's.  —  Asked by Glamour in its May issue if she could switch bodies with someone for a day, who would that be …

BEAT THE CLOCK  —  NAOMI Watts and her boyfriend, Liev Schreiber, have decided they don't want their unborn child to be illegitimate.  The couple once planned to marry after their first child is born.  But now Watts wants to tie the knot with Schreiber, 39, before she gives birth in late summer.

Mischa Celebrates Easter!  At a Nightclub...  While I appreciate that Mischa dressed for the Easter holiday in her bright yellow dress, methinks it may be a little much for church.  Ha.  Kidding, kidding, she's out at a nightclub in LA. Also, this dress/lipstick combo totally and deliciously belong in a late 80s music video.

Lindsay Lohan is Actually Wearing a Bra  —  This is what I love about Lindsay Lohan.  For Lindsay, the fact that she's actually wearing a bra, even though her shirt is completely see-through, and unbuttoned, means she's actually dressed quite conservatively.  She probably thinks she's over-dressed, in fact.

Dita Von Teese on Marilyn Manson: 'We're Not Friends'  —  Dita Von Teese may be ready to move on from her marriage to Marilyn Manson, but circumstances have kept the pair in contact.  —  "We're in touch," Von Teese, 34, told PEOPLE Thursday at the julib.com party for the musical Wicked at Hollywood hot spot Social Hollywood.

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Penelope Cruz's Caribbean romance  —  Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz are reportedly enjoying a romantic Caribbean holiday.  —  The Hollywood stars - who recently got together after Josh split from Scarlett Johansson and Penelope ended her brief fling with Orlando Bloom …

IDOL'S CHRIS RICHARDSON AND BLAKE LEWIS GET COZY  —  Given the fact that I haven't been able to decide which of these guys I like better, I'm very happy to see that they now come in one convenient package.  —  Our Towleroad photoshop experts are calling foul on its authenticity …

Kirsten Dunst is Doesn't Care if You Don't Like It  —  In response to Blondie fans who have flooded message boards slamming the decision to cast her as Deborah Harry in an upcoming biopic, Kirsten Dunst manages to alienate the people who will pay to see this movie in one sentence.

TMZ:  —  Singer Avirl Lavigne was quoted in The Sun earlier this week saying, "What's happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person."  Only problem — she didn't say it.  —  "I didn't say that," Avril told Los Angeles radio duo Valentine and Lisa Foxx this morning.