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11:15 PM ET, May 21, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
The Hoff Gets His Kids?!  Is This a Mistake?!  —  Damn!  Looks like Pamela Bach is a wreck, because a judge has awarded The Hoff temporary full custody of his two kids.  Despite that video of a drunken Hoff taken by his teenage daughter, the judge ruled in his favor.
Access Hollywood:   The HoffAt 'America's Got Talent' Presentation
Extra:
Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.
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Sarah Hall / E! Online:
Paula Abdul Falls Straight Down  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Paula Abdul has always had a soft spot for the underdog.  —  The American Idol judge took a fall over the weekend while trying to avoid trampling one of her pooches and wound up with a broken nose, her rep told E! News.
Hollywoodtuna:
Eva Longoria's Ass Is Nast  —  I'm not in the mood to write much about Eva Longoria.  I find her to be the most boring and overrated celebrity out there.  She's neither attractive, nor talented and judging by these pictures of her playing volley ball has one nasty skinny ass.
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Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
Guess the Ass  —  Find out who it belongs to after the jump.  —  It's Eva Longoria!  She's playing volleyball at the 'Spike for Hope' celebrity volleyball match to benefit the Padres Foundation.
Eva Longoria / Egotastic!:   Eva Longoria's Ass Is Very Charitable
Cord Jefferson / MollyGood:   RAISING MONEY AND EYEBROWS
New York Post:
PARTY MONSTER  —  LINDSAY Lohan partied without Calum Best the other night, but friends say the two are "still going strong."  The unstoppable starlet hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted "drinking vodka straight from the bottle."
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Too Much Information  —  Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had.  Gross.  —  A source close to Calum said, "Calum was knocked out by her body. … I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed.
Heather / Fametastic:
Calum Best: Lindsay Lohan's "dynamite" in bed  —  Calum Best has reportedly described Lindsay Lohan has "dynamite" in bed, and their sex sessions leave their hotel room looking like a whirlwind has passed through.  —  According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night …
TMZ.com:
Stapp's Wife: Scott Chucked Orangina Bottle at My Face  —  Scott Stapp's wife claims that she was "in fear for her life" when the rocker flung a glass bottle of Orangina at her face during an alleged incident Sunday morning.  —  According to the police report, Stapp's wife, Miss New York USA 2004 …
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Leon Fooksman / Chicago Tribune:
Former Creed singer arrested in West Boca on domestic assault charge  —  The former lead singer of the rock band Creed was arrested Sunday on a domestic assault charge at his $4.9 million home in Long Lake Estates west of Boca Raton, the Sheriff's Office said.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Chipmunk Loving Back On?  —  Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer already back together?  Just when John was starting to look attractive he's tappin' that mess again.  Sources at InTouch Weekly say they saw John leaving the SoHo Grand Hotel in NYC today where Jess is saying.
Discussion: A Socialite's Life and Holy Candy
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Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Avril Lavigne gets into a Duff huff  —  Plus: Marilyn Manson 'had no soul left' after Dita Von Teese left him  —  Why can't pop princesses just all get along?  —  Avril Lavigne and the Duff sisters, Hilary and Haylie, were both invited to attend Maxim's Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort last week …
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Nick / Celebslam.com:   These chicks hate each other
TMZ.com:
Garrison to Plead Guilty to Felonies  —  UPDATE: Just as TMZ told you earlier, Garrison's plea went down as planned.  During the emotional court session, the actor faced the judge and muttered the words, "I am guilty."  —  Sentencing was originally set for August 1, but later moved …
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Lorenzo Benet / People.com:
Lane Garrison Facing Up to 7 Years in Jail  —  Actor Lane Garrison pleaded guilty Monday to vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence and two other alcohol-related charges that could result in a sentence of nearly seven years in prison.  —  Flanked by two attorneys …
Michael K / Dlisted:
A Mighty Hard-On Takes Cannes  —  Angelina jolie, Brad Pitt, Mariane Pearl and company attended the Cannes premiere of "A Mighty Heart" this evening in France.  Brad went for that old Hollyweird look and much looked better than he did earlier in the day.  Angelina is still Angelina …
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Daily Mail:
Brad and Angelina hit Cannes for Pearl film
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Debi Springer / People.com:
Britney Moves on to Miami  —  Spears in Orlando on Saturday  —  It's now six shows under her belt for the rejuvenated Britney Spears, who played to an appreciative, sold-out crowd at Miami's Mansion Sunday night.  —  After many fans had stood in line since late afternoon …
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Lesley Abravanel / Scene in the Tropics:
Every Breathing Second of Britney Spears  —  Play by play Britney, because you know you just can't get enough.  —She arrived via private jet in Miami around 4pm Sunday from Orlando, and after a wild paparazzi car chase through South Miami, she hit South Beach for some shopping with her girls.
cityrag:
Sexy or Scary with No-Hairy?  —  Worth1000's look at Bald Celebrities confirms that shaved heads are best left to dudes...  But there are exceptions...  Britney Spears: Bald & Lesbian Ready  —  Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani Are Hot & Hairless  —  More below!
Phil / Egotastic!:
Pamela Anderson: Bikinis and Boos  —  Not booze.  Boos.  That's what Pamela Anderson got from the paparazzi in Cannes this weekend after making them wait for her arrival for over an hour.  Though, I'm sure there was booze around very close by.  CNN reports on the unhappy reception that greeted Pam on the red carpet.
Discussion: Reuters
RADAR:
JACKO JUNK REVEALED!  —  The news broke late last week that attorneys for Michael Jackson have reached an agreement with a New Jersey man who has a warehouse full of 20,000 pieces of Jackson memorabilia (allegedly $50 million worth).  Per the agreement, the junk will be auctioned off from May 30 …
Discussion: Defamer and The Evil Beet
 
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