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3:00 AM ET, May 22, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Hasselhoff Gets Custody!  —  After the famous hamburger incident, David Hasselhoff has emerged victorious in court!  He has won temporary custody of his two kids.  —  The court hearing today was closed — secret.  Hasselhoff went into court stripped of his right to visit with his children in the wake of the burger video.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
The Hoff Gets His Kids?!  Is This a Mistake?!  —  Damn!  Looks like Pamela Bach is a wreck, because a judge has awarded The Hoff temporary full custody of his two kids.  Despite that video of a drunken Hoff taken by his teenage daughter, the judge ruled in his favor.
Access Hollywood:
The HoffAt 'America's Got Talent' Presentation  —  On May 7th a Los Angeles judge suspended Hasselhoff's visitation rights with his two daughters Taylor-Ann and Hayley Amber after a video showing the actor drunk was leaked to the media.  Earlier today, Hasselhoff and Bach met in court for a hearing on the issue.
Ken Lee / People.com:
Judge: David Hasselhoff May See Daughters Again
Discussion: CELEBRITY SMACK!
Eva Longoria / Egotastic!:
Eva Longoria's Ass Is Very Charitable  —  Eva Longoria and her ass were on hand at the "Spike for Hope" Celebrity Volleyball Match, and I don't think there's ever been a better way to raise money for charity.  Getting Eva Longoria in bikini bottoms, and flying through the air is a perfect …
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Daily Mail:
What cheek!  Eva Longoria's revealing beach frolic  —  Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria stepped out of Wisteria Lane and onto the beach to test her sporting prowess at a celebrity volleyball event to raise money for charity.  —  Longoria turned out to be a valuable player …
Cord Jefferson / MollyGood:   RAISING MONEY AND EYEBROWS
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:   Guess the Ass  —  Find out who it belongs to after the jump.
Hollywoodtuna:   Eva Longoria's Ass Is Nast
The Superficial:
Eva Longoria cures cancer
Discussion: rumorficial.com
Extra:
Paula Abdul Breaks Her Nose  —  A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to "Extra" that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip.  —  As a result of the fall, the "American Idol" judge broke her nose.  —  The spokesperson told "Extra" that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.
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Sarah Hall / E! Online:
Paula Abdul Falls Straight Down  —  RECOMMENDED (0)  —  Paula Abdul has always had a soft spot for the underdog.  —  The American Idol judge took a fall over the weekend while trying to avoid trampling one of her pooches and wound up with a broken nose, her rep told E! News.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Paula Abdul Broke Her Nose!!
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Avril Lavigne gets into a Duff huff  —  Plus: Marilyn Manson 'had no soul left' after Dita Von Teese left him  —  Why can't pop princesses just all get along?  —  Avril Lavigne and the Duff sisters, Hilary and Haylie, were both invited to attend Maxim's Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort last week …
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Nick / Celebslam.com:
These chicks hate each other  —  Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff.  The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn't run into each other at last week's Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort.  Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet.
TMZ.com:
Stapp's Wife: Scott Chucked Orangina Bottle at My Face  —  Scott Stapp's wife claims that she was "in fear for her life" when the rocker flung a glass bottle of Orangina at her face during an alleged incident Sunday morning.  —  According to the police report, Stapp's wife, Miss New York USA 2004 …
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A Socialite's Life:
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Addicted to Make-Up Sex  —  Even though John Mayer was spotted keeping the company with a new girl last Thursday, inside sources still suspect that he and Simpson will continue their on-again, off-again relationship for at least a little while longer.
Discussion: NY Daily News
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Lorenzo Benet / People.com:
Lane Garrison Facing Up to 7 Years in Jail  —  Actor Lane Garrison pleaded guilty Monday to vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence and two other alcohol-related charges that could result in a sentence of nearly seven years in prison.  —  Flanked by two attorneys …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Too Much Information  —  Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had.  Gross.  —  A source close to Calum said, "Calum was knocked out by her body. … I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed.
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The Blemish:
Lindsay Lohan is a tiger in the sack
Discussion: Fametastic and Right Celebrity
Lesley Abravanel / Scene in the Tropics:
Every Breathing Second of Britney Spears  —  Play by play Britney, because you know you just can't get enough.  —She arrived via private jet in Miami around 4pm Sunday from Orlando, and after a wild paparazzi car chase through South Miami, she hit South Beach for some shopping with her girls.
Los Angeles Times:
Exclusive: Seven weeks of Prince in Hollywood?  —  Hollywood will be raining purple this summer, if current plans hold up.  —  Prince is expected to announce a seven-week residency at the historic Roosevelt Hotel that will include a heaping helping of music, dining and VIP guests, sources say.
Discussion: PerezHilton.com and Defamer
cityrag:
Sexy or Scary with No-Hairy?  —  Worth1000's look at Bald Celebrities confirms that shaved heads are best left to dudes...  But there are exceptions...  Britney Spears: Bald & Lesbian Ready  —  Angelina Jolie & Gwen Stefani Are Hot & Hairless  —  More below!
Michael K / Dlisted:
A Mighty Hard-On Takes Cannes  —  Angelina jolie, Brad Pitt, Mariane Pearl and company attended the Cannes premiere of "A Mighty Heart" this evening in France.  Brad went for that old Hollyweird look and much looked better than he did earlier in the day.  Angelina is still Angelina …
MSNBC:
Jolie: I have a lot I want to do in this world  —  Angelina Jolie talks about her new film 'A Mighty Heart,' motherhood, and humanitarian work; Brad Pitt talks in a separate interview … Story continues below ↓  —  advertisement  —  Jolie on her role as Mariane Pearl  —  Ann Curry: It's interesting.
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog and Snitch
X17 Online:
Jessica Lightens Her Hair, Load  —  Jessica went back to blonde and she's also back to being escorted everywhere by Ken Paves now that she and John Mayer have allegedly broken up!  Jess and Ken hit Cannes together last night to promote her new film, Major Movie Star, where Jessica cracked her infamous smile …
Discussion: Seriously? OMG!
 
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