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5:25 PM ET, May 22, 2007

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New York Post:
VIRGINAL KATEE VEXES KATIE  —  KATIE Holmes, call your lawyers and Scientology advisers.  —  A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie.
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:   "Katee Holmes" To Lose Virginity On Film
NY Daily News:
Dad's book is no Oprah pick  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  It could be a chilly Father's Day for Oprah Winfrey 's dad.  —  The talk queen tells us she's "shocked" and "disappointed" that she had to hear it from the Daily News that her 74-year-old pop, Vernon, is writing a book about her.
Pete Norman / People.com:
Angelina Jolie Taking a Year Off Work  —  Angelina Jolie has decided to take a year off to spend time with her family, PEOPLE has learned.  —  "I'm working this summer.  I'm in Prague for a few months, then I take two months off, then I work for two months," Jolie said Tuesday while promoting …
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Michelle Collins / Best Week Ever:
EXCLUSIVE: Paula Abdul's Wasted On TV Again  —  Last night, Paula Abdul made a curious appearance on New York's Fox 5 affiliate, explaining what exactly went down during her recent nose breakage... specifically Paula.  While the official story goes that she tripped in an effort to avoid crushing …
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Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton: Please God, save me from jail  —  Nothing's going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try.  The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book The Power Of Now and - wait for it - a Bible.  —  If ever there was a cry for help this is it.
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FemaleFirst:
Paris Hilton tagged  —  Paris Hilton is to be tagged with an alarm to protect her from fellow prison inmates.  —  The hotel heiress will be provided with a panic device giving her a 24-hour link to prison guards in case she encounters trouble when she begins her prison sentence next month, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper.
Discussion: D*ana's Dirt
Metro.co.uk:
Mick 'stung willy into action'  —  It doesn't rank among traditional treatments, but Sir Mick Jagger apparently once tried to use bees to enlarge his manhood.  —  The Rolling Stones frontman, who has a tiny todger according to one ex, tried to let the insects sting his penis to blow it up - a traditional Amazonian marriage ritual.
Discussion: Dlisted and Celebslam.com
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Tamara Hardingham-Gill / Daily Mail:   Mick Jagger 'used bees to enlarge his manhood'
People.com:
Jon Heder and His Wife Have a Girl  —  Kirsten and Jon Heder at Blades of Glory premiere  —  Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, have welcomed their first child, the actor's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  The baby girl, Evan Jane Heder, is "safe and sound and healthy," …
Tamara Hardingham-Gill / Daily Mail:
Mel C: 'I wonÂ't reunite with Spice Girls'  —  Melanie C has put a spanner in the works for plans for a Spice Girls reunion.  —  The 33-year-old has insisted that she has no plans to reunite with the girls and is concentrating on her solo career.  —  The girls have been spotted together …
Discussion: Crazy Days and Nights
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J. Harvey / A Socialite's Life:   Sporty Spice Is Stubborn
People.com:
Jessica and John Reunite in New York  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have gotten together ... again.  —  The off-and-on couple reunited in New York City on Sunday night, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.  —  "They saw each other last night.  I have no idea what will happen with them tomorrow," says one source.
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Daily Mail:
Has Britney fallen off the wagon again?  —  There are new fears for troubled Britney Spears after she was reportedly seen downing shots of booze after a disastrous comeback gig.  —  The singer, who recently spent time in rehab, enjoyed a wild party in Miami into the early hours of the morning.
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popbytes:
DANCING 'STARS' DRINK THEIR MILK!  —  good morning y'all!  so last night i did end up voting from two different phone numbers (you could only call five times from one number before getting cut off) for laila ali & her dance partner maksim schermosky to take the top honor tonight on dancing with the stars …
Michael K / Dlisted:
Crackhead Prom  —  Grown-up crackheads have no business dressing like that!  I'm really hoping Drew Barrymore's[ Birthday] party was a costume party, because Courtney Love and David LaChapelle look ridic.  Homegirl looks like she would suck off her prom date for a hit of freon.
Discussion: Wendy Wayrad
TMZ.com:
Holy S**t!  Paris Turns to Religion?!  —  Hallelujah brothers and sisters!  Paris Hilton has cometh over to the light!  Can you feel Jesus knockin'?!  Let him in!!!  —  With her jail term only two weeks away, Ms. Hilton is pulling out the big guns to prepare for her stint in the pokey …
TMZ.com:
Francis Goes with Not Guilty in Sexual Battery Case  —  Candy Spelling's favorite smut mogul Joe Francis has just pleaded not guilty to one count of alleged misdemeanor sexual battery, a charge stemming from an incident in January in which, cops say, Francis fondled an 18-year-old against her will.
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Simpson and Mayer aren't calling it quits yet  —  Plus: Louisiana school now teaching readin', writin' and Scientology  —  Jessica Simpson and John Mayer just can't stay apart.  —  Jessica Simpson isn't back on the market quite yet.  —  The "Dukes of Hazzard" star reportedly broke …
Discussion: The Blemish and WOW Report
Ain't It Cool News:
AICN Exclusive!  So What's Going On With WATCHMEN Casting?!  —  A longtime source reared his head today and passed on a few tips about faces we're likely to see in WATCHMEN when Zack Snyder's film version of the long-in-development graphic novel adaptation finally makes its way to the screen in 2008 …
X17 Online:
Drew's Got The Blues  —  Or at least her mystery man does - we spotted the starlet sneaking into Republic in the company of this dude in a blue-hued polo shirt.  (Any of our commenters want to take a stab at putting a name to his face?  Y'all have been on fire lately!)  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »
Michael K / Dlisted:
Laying It On THICK  —  Parasite Hilton made sure she was photographed holding two books in her hand: the bible and a self-help book called "The Power of Now."  Notice that these books could have easily fit in her purse.  DUMB WHORE!  What's even better is that she has her scrawn-ass nipples out while holding the Bible.
Us Weekly:
Orlando Bloom Calls Split With Kate Bosworth "Extremely Unfortunate"  —  Orlando Bloom wants to fall in love and settle down...any takers?  —  The 30-year-old Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End star told the Mirror that despite the fact that he's a romantic who really …
 
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