Lohan Chauffeured by Lawyer to Rehab  —  TMZ has confirmed that Lindsay Lohan checked into Promises rehab facility under the watchful eye of her lawyer.  —  TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday.  Sources tell TMZ this is "a serious medical treatment program …

Lohan's Official Statement  —  A rep for Lindsay Lohan issued the following statement:

NICOLE RICHIE - NOW WASTING AWAY IN THE UK...  good morning!  back to the grind - and back to some tabloid stories going around this week!  the brand new cover of UK's closer magazine features nicole richie and her ongoing weight battle which seems to be a story that just won't go away …

Heather Locklear's Bikini is Too Small - Perfect Fit  —  Continuing the trend of over-40 celebs in bikinis, here are some pretty nice Heather Locklear bikini pictures.  I don't know how she stays in such great shape after so many years, but like knowing how sausage is made, it's probably best not to ask too many questions.

Mother's fears for 'super-skinny' Amy  —  Amy Winehouse's mother has revealed her concerns over her daughter's weight loss.  —  Janis Winehouse says she is terrified that the Rehab singer will waste away to nothing.  She said: "Amy's always been slim but has never been this skinny before."

VIDEO: Barbara Walters Says Rosie's Welcome to Return  —  Rosie O'Donnell was not fired and she is welcome back on The View whenever she wants, Barbara Walters said at the outset of Tuesday's show.  —  The announcement came during the first live broadcast of the ABC daytime chatfest since …

Paris Hilton's prison perks  —  Paris Hilton will lose weight, gain "street cred' and look more beautiful after she goes to prison, her friends claim.  —  Pals of the hotel heiress - who has been sentenced to 23 days in jail for driving with a suspended licence - believe Paris' imprisonment will be good for her.

MTV FLASHPOINT: CAM & JESS  —  HANDLERS are working overtime to prevent any drama between Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel at the June 3 MTV Movie Awards, where the dueling divas will meet for the first time since their Golden Globe dust-up last winter.  —  In January, Page Six reported that Diaz …

Rose McGowan Explained  —  We've been seeing odd pictures of Rose McGowan and trying to put our finger on her strange face lift.  Then BAM!, Awful Plastic Surgery hits it on the head... "Is Rose McGowan going through a wind tunnel?"  —  Celebrity Plastic Surgery Explosion!  —  Image via AwfulPlasticSurgery

Opri to Birkhead: Pay Up!  —  UPDATE: In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Larry Birkhead says:  —  Despite their filings, both Ms. Opri and her attorney received notification making them aware that I would be out of the state of California taking care of my daughter until the conclusion …

Eva Mendes Sex Scene  —  An Eva Mendes sex scene?  Perfect!  —  Eva Mendes, who is currently filming her new movie "We Own the Night," is set to have an on-screen sex scene with Joaquin Phoenix.  Despite appearing naked in several magazines, Eva was unable to muster the courage to film …

Potty Pete Doherty is in a spin  —  JUNKIE rocker PETE DOHERTY failed to show up for a DJ set in front of thousands of clubbers — so Celebrity Big Brother star PRESTON stepped in.  —  Fans paid £40 each to see troubled BABYSHAMBLES singer Doherty, 28, spin his tunes.

Lohan, Duff friends again  —  Pam Anderson has to break the news about the sex tape to her kids  —  The feud between Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff is over.  —  Duff says she ended all the "weird weirdness" between them.  "Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like …

Jamie Foxx Flashes the Crowd  —  Jamie Foxx went fox-hunting ... with a flashlight.  —  The Oscar winner partied hard at Moon Nightclub in Las Vegas on Sunday night and — we're told — was looking for the pleasure of a little female company, so he did what any self-respecting movie star would do …

Own a Piece of History.....Or Something  —  Some foolio is selling pieces of Lindsay Lohan's torn up Mercedes on eBay .  They claim they picked up these little gems right before the scene was cleared up.  The bid is up to $100.  —  Their description is rich: … It's so one of her friends.

Ashley Judd Wins Indy 500?  —  Almost, her husband Dario Franchitti did.  But she may as well have with all the attention she's getting.  Most news headlines read Ashley Judd's husband wins Indy 500.  Poor guy, all that work only to become Mr Judd.  Having said that, I think we can all agree …