Janice Dickinson Defends Hewitt In A Bikini As Healthy: "Tyra Banks Is Fat"  —  The Today Show is not one to miss an opportunity to show off the Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures.  —  They continued the streak today by inviting Janice Dickinson, the self-described first supermodel, and discussed whether a size 2 is fat.

Speidi Wedding is OFF!  —  TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*  —  An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials …

Quiet Riot Singer Died of Cocaine Overdose  —  Nevada's Clark County Coroner has ruled that singer Kevin Dubrow, from '80s metal band Quiet Riot, died of an accidental cocaine overdose.  The cause of death was confirmed after toxicology results came in Monday.

Kristen Bell is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini  —  Just when you thought Kristen Bell couldn't get any hotter, we get these pictures of Kristen Bell as Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini, from her upcoming movie, Fanboys.  Yes, every geek's favourite new girl has just upped the ante and stepped …

Stuffed?  —  Did Becks stuff his crotch with Posh's old implants for his Emporio Armani underwear ad?  It looks like all berries and no trunk.  Stuffed or not, he's still pretty hot.  I'd let him go balls deep.  He can even talk dirty to me in that Minnie Mouse voice of his.  —  Source: Heat World

Winona Ryder Sex Tape!  —  Well, Winona Ryder has officially joined the coveted celebrity sex tape club.  The only difference between hers and the others is that this one is actually good, because Winona proves that she's a little freak in the sack: instead of having sex with humans, she has sex with a ventriloquist's doll.

Pop Tarts: Spears 'Steals,' Paris Pretends and Lohan Does Community Service  —  LOS ANGELES — Britney Spears was busted boogying out of a gas station Friday night with a cigarette lighter that she (oops!) didn't pay for, an eyewitness said.  —  "She went in to buy gum and on her way out took a lighter …

Slut Bag Stare!  —  If Kim Kardashian was a Care Bear, she'd be Slut Bag Bear and her powers would be shooting used up jizz from her belly to destroy evil.  Seriously, that belt is no joke.  She probably keeps condoms in there.  Yeah, I made a funny.  Like she uses condoms.

Was Ricky accidentally outed?  —  RICKY Martin's sexuality has been a very hot topic since he became famous but he has managed to keep people guessing.  —  The hip-swinging Latino heartthrob has never publicly confirmed or denied if he is straight or gay, despite years of speculation.

I am - Beyonce's Vagina Slip of the Day  —  I am pretty brain dead because I drink too much and my life is about not remembering anything that happens to me when drunk.  So this weekend's been a blur and seeing these possibly fake Beyonce vagina slip pictures from her performing don't really inspire me at all.

Courtney Love, actually  —  Who is this smart, put-together woman?  Why, it's Courtney Love, formerly the shambolic drug-addled widow of a tragic rock legend, now a sleek Givenchy muse, devout Buddhist and doting mother.  But has the chaotic hell-raiser been replaced by a boring model citizen?

SMACK THE PONY  —  Police confirmed today that dough-faced trouble magnet Pete Doherty was attacked over the weekend, reportedly by a drug dealer who wholloped the dislikeable mumbler for not taking up his offer of drugs.  —  Yup, just a mere week after HouseWine's dad biffed him in the face …

Amy Winehouse 'Determined' to Attend Grammys  —  While Amy Winehouse's mother this weekend begged her daughter to come home and seek their help, a rep for Winehouse says the singer is looking ahead - and is "determined" to make it to the Grammys.  —  "Amy is thrilled to be nominated …

First look: Whip cracks over new 'Indiana Jones' movie  —  Now that the poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull has been revealed, some details from the super-secret plot also can be officially exposed.  —  Indiana Jones co-producer Frank Marshall is authorized to confirm …

Doctor: Drug combo killed Smith's son  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - The late son of reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith was killed by a combination of methadone and the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro — a cocktail that would have turned lethal after about five hours — a pathologist testified Monday.

Charlize Hit By Criminals  —  Charlize Theron has a new credit — burglary victim.  —  LAPD sources tell TMZ Charlize's Hollywood Hills home was burglarized this weekend.  We don't know what was taken and we don't know if she was home at the time.  —  Story developing...

Mary-Louise Parker & Jeffrey Dean Morgan Step Out Together Again  —  Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan at the P.S. I Love You premiere  —  Are Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Mary-Louise Parker back on?  Morgan and Parker, who split in June, showed up to the P.S. I Love You premiere Sunday night …

Sacha Baron Cohen's Big Bulge Surprise  —  Sacha Baron Cohen has a thing for showing off his privates.  Well, what appear to be his privates, that is.  —  We've already been subjected to Borat dressed in that barely there fluorescent-green banana-hammock bathing suit.