Janice Dickinson Defends Hewitt In A Bikini As Healthy: "Tyra Banks Is Fat"  —  The Today Show is not one to miss an opportunity to show off the Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pictures.  —  They continued the streak today by inviting Janice Dickinson, the self-described first supermodel, and discussed whether a size 2 is fat.

Quiet Riot Singer Died of Cocaine Overdose  —  Nevada's Clark County Coroner has ruled that singer Kevin Dubrow, from '80s metal band Quiet Riot, died of an accidental cocaine overdose.  The cause of death was confirmed after toxicology results came in Monday.

Speidi Wedding is OFF!  —  TMZ has learned that the royal wedding of the year is O-F-F! *crickets* *snickering* *chortling*  —  An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials …

Apologetic Vick gets 23-month sentence on dogfighting charges  —  RICHMOND, Va. — Michael Vick was sentenced to prison Monday for running a dogfighting operation and will stay there longer than two co-defendants, up to 23 months, because he lied about his involvement when he was supposed …

Kristen Bell is Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini  —  Just when you thought Kristen Bell couldn't get any hotter, we get these pictures of Kristen Bell as Princess Leia in the Gold Bikini, from her upcoming movie, Fanboys.  Yes, every geek's favourite new girl has just upped the ante and stepped …

Slut Bag Stare!  —  If Kim Kardashian was a Care Bear, she'd be Slut Bag Bear and her powers would be shooting used up jizz from her belly to destroy evil.  Seriously, that belt is no joke.  She probably keeps condoms in there.  Yeah, I made a funny.  Like she uses condoms.

David Beckham's Armani Underwear Ad Revealed!  —  Courtesy of Armani  —  As we previously reported, David Beckham has signed up to be the face and barely-clothed body of Emporio Armani Underwear — and the ads are finally here!  The campaign, shot by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas …

Paris Comforts Injured Oompa-Loompa Performer  —  Paris Hilton was at the center of a bizarre nightclub incident when she comforted an entertainer in an Oompa-Loompa costume injured when the crowd rushed the stage.  —  The heiress was among those at Cameo nightclub in Miami early Saturday morning …

ROCKER'S GIRL IN CLUB CATFIGHT  —  BAD boy rocker Steven Tyler was grilled by cops early Saturday after his girlfriend got into a catfight with a Seminole Indian woman at trendy Hollywood, Fla., nightclub Pangaea, witnesses report.  —  The legendary Aerosmith frontman and his blond bombshell girlfriend …

A Posh Pregnancy?  —  Just one day after the "fascinating" David Beckham admitted to Barbara Walters that he would like two more children, Victoria Beckham appeared to be making his dream come true!  During a Spice Girls concert on Friday at the Staples Center in Los Angeles …

Sacha Baron Cohen's Big Bulge Surprise  —  Sacha Baron Cohen has a thing for showing off his privates.  Well, what appear to be his privates, that is.  —  We've already been subjected to Borat dressed in that barely there fluorescent-green banana-hammock bathing suit.

Winona Ryder Sex Tape!  —  Well, Winona Ryder has officially joined the coveted celebrity sex tape club.  The only difference between hers and the others is that this one is actually good, because Winona proves that she's a little freak in the sack: instead of having sex with humans, she has sex with a ventriloquist's doll.

Doctor: Drug combo killed Smith's son  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - The late son of reality TV star Anna Nicole Smith was killed by a combination of methadone and the antidepressants Zoloft and Lexapro — a cocktail that would have turned lethal after about five hours — a pathologist testified Monday.

Britney Spears' Pal Sam Lutfi Disappears From Sight  —  Whenever Britney Spears was photographed, Sam Lutfi was within range.  —  He sat next to Spears on her 26th birthday on Dec. 2.  He went shopping with her at Target on Nov. 28 and was with her on the two days before that.

Pop Tarts: Spears 'Steals,' Paris Pretends and Lohan Does Community Service  —  LOS ANGELES — Britney Spears was busted boogying out of a gas station Friday night with a cigarette lighter that she (oops!) didn't pay for, an eyewitness said.  —  "She went in to buy gum and on her way out took a lighter …

Put Some Damn Pants On!  —  Ashanti's little sister Shi Shi.  —  She-she should know better than to wear a tight sweater as a dress - her legs look like full potato sacks!  I think this girl has high aspirations to be a rap video whore or maybe to just sleep with someone quasi-famous.

I am - Beyonce's Vagina Slip of the Day  —  I am pretty brain dead because I drink too much and my life is about not remembering anything that happens to me when drunk.  So this weekend's been a blur and seeing these possibly fake Beyonce vagina slip pictures from her performing don't really inspire me at all.