Kirstie Alley Officially Steps Away from Jenny Craig Ads  —  After serving as the spokesmodel for the Jenny Craig weight-loss program for the past three years, Kirstie Alley is stepping aside.  —  “Although Kirstie will not appear in future advertising endeavors for us …

New Criminal Investigation in Britney Case  —  TMZ has learned Sam Lutfi is under investigation by the LAPD for allegedly drugging Britney Spears.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us the Major Crimes Division of LAPD is on the case, after the conservators filed a complaint alleging Lutfi drugged Spears …

Grammy bosses force Amy Winehouse to cover up her topless tattoo  —  Amy Winehouse is cleaning up her act in more ways than one.  —  The singer used her trademark black eyeliner to cover up a topless tattoo on her arm when she performed via satellite at the Grammys, it has been revealed.

CoCo's Ass Is Real  —  The insanely elegant Coco gave an interview to Playboy.com where she talked about everything from her ass to oral sex to wearing shoes during sex. 28-year-old (yeah...28) CoCo had a lot to say. … This is truly a match made in heaven.

State Court May Have Lost Britney Jurisdiction  —  It's the craziest thing we've ever heard, but it's probable the State court has lost jurisdiction in the Britney Spears conservatorship case.  —  Sources at the L.A. County Superior Court tell TMZ, “It's possible jurisdiction has shifted to the U.S. Federal District Court.”

Did Britney Get A Five-Finger Discount?!  —  Our guys are out with Britney right now — she was doing some shopping at Fred Segal — and it seems she may have forgotten to pay for the clothes she changed into and wore out of the store!  —  Apparently she entered wearing a leopard-print top and exited wearing a black shirt over it.

Victoria and David Beckham renew their marriage vows in secret  —  David and Victoria Beckham have secretly retaken their marriage vows - and got matching tattoos to celebrate the romantic occasion.  —  Only a handful of friends and family were invited to watch them remarry in the grounds of Beckingham Palace.

Kirsten Dunst's Split With Jake Gyllenhaal Caused Her to Party More  —  When news broke last week that Kirsten Dunst had checked into rehab, fans were surprised because she is a respected Hollywood vet, but those who knew her were familiar with her partying ways.

Madonna's New Album and Video: Exclusive Rolling Stone Preview  —  Madonna has managed to keep most details about her still-untitled follow-up to 2005's Confessions on a Dance Floor (due April 29th) under wraps, but Rolling Stone got an early listen to five tracks today and some behind-the-scenes info from producer Nate “Danja” Hills.

Socialite Paris Hilton Under Investigation for Owning 17 Dogs  —  Boasted in an interview on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” Monday, February 11 about owning 17 pets, Paris Hilton's love for the dogs landed her at the center of a new Los Angeles Department of Animal Services investigation.

Britney Resurfaces!  —  No, she wasn't out of town.  On the eve of the one-year anniversary of her celebrated head-shaving episode, she's back, bitches!  —  TMZ cameras caught up with the popwreck as she cruised into Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave., carrying a dress on a white plastic hanger.

Sex In The Big Brother 9 House  —  Big Brother 9 barely started and they are already doing sex to each other.  In case you didn't know, this season singles were paired up with their “soul mates.”  Basically BB is a dating service now.  Last night, Nat and her partner Matt got it on.

Jane Fonda: Hype Over Using the C-Word “Is Silly”  —  Put away that bar of soap.  —  Jane Fonda doesn't understand the ruckus made over her using the “c-word” on Thursday morning's Today show.  —  “The first time that I knew about The Vagina Monologues, I was asked to perform …