John Mayer Dissed by Tony Romo  —  It was an awkward red carpet this morning at Cosmo's Fun, Fearless Male Awards with Jessica Simpson's current beau Tony Romo rubbing elbows with her ex, John Mayer.  And while both men behaved like gentlemen on the red carpet, Tony didn't feel like extending the courtesy once they were inside.

Daisy De La Hoya Cleans Up Family Image  —  Nothing says a woman of class like a sweaty vadge, whiskey and dope.  Scandalous pictures must run in the family!  —  Oscar De La Hoya's niece Daisy — who is currently a contestant on VH1's “Rock of Love,” posed for this pic with her Britney partially showing …

Who Says Women Aren't Funny?  —  The idea that women aren't funny—and which male said that?—seems pretty laughable these days.  TV has unleashed a new generation of comediennes, who act, perform stand-up, write, and direct—dishing out the jokes with a side of sexy.

Summer lovin': Drew Barrymore hits the beach in a teeny bikini with her new beau in tow  —  Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore has continued her 33rd birthday celebrations with a romantic getaway to Mexico with her new love Justin Long.  —  The star, who had earlier slipped into a skimpy plum-coloured bikini …

Well-Fed: Britney's ex Kevin Federline piles on the pounds  —  Britney Spears' former husband Kevin Federline headed out for a round of golf in LA over the weekend, and by the look of his expanding girth, he certainly needed the exercise.  —  The hefty 29-year-old looked almost unrecognisable …

Bai Ling Formally Charged with Petty Theft  —  Actress Bai Ling was formally charged with petty theft, the Los Angeles City Attorney's office announced Monday.  —  “(She) was charged based on an arrest that occurred Feb. 13 at LAX where she stole two Star magazines and a package of batteries,” spokesman Frank Mateljan said.

Paris' Guru EXPOSED!  —  So you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough?  Her “Guru” that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.  —  His name is Maxie Santillan.  He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

EXCL: Platinum Dunes Eyeing Rosemary's Baby Remake  —  Ira Levin's 1967 horror novel Rosemary's Baby is going to be born again on the big screen.  —  Shock was tipped off this weekend, and we were later able to confirm, Platinum Dunes is in talks with Paramount to update Roman Polanski's …

Pale Skin Confirmed.  Pregnancy?  No Way.  —  Kate Hudson showed off a slim, but blindingly white bikini body while on vacation in Miami.  We're not so confused anymore!  —  Baby got back, but no front.  —  See Also  — Kate Hudson: We're So Confused!

Jumbos jet is set for Jordan  —  The busty 29-year-old is in the process of buying a Hawker 900 for £4.5million.  —  And Jordan — who posed for The Sun in a couple of saucy air stewardess's uniforms — plans to put her stamp on it by splashing out on a pink paint job and upholstery.

Jeri Ryan Welcomes a Girl  —  Actress Jeri Ryan and her husband, chef Christophe Eme, are the parents of a baby girl, the actress's rep tells PEOPLE.  —  Gisele Eme was born Sunday in Los Angeles, weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz.  —  “Both parents are thrilled,” Ryan's rep David Lust tells PEOPLE.

New blow: The moment Lily Allen discovered her new BMW had been smashed by vandals  —  Lily Allen has had a run of terrible luck this year, and last night was no exception.  —  After partying at London's Groucho bar last night, the singer emerged only to discover a window on her brand new BMW had been smashed in by vandals.

Girl Interrupted, er, Engaged?  —  The internets are abuzz with talk that Winona “Sticky Fingers” Ryder and former child star/'boy singer' from indie band Rilo Kiley, Blake Sennett, are engaged.  —  While Winona's rep denies the story to TMZ, the rest of the blogosphere is claiming …

John Ritter Denied a Second Opinion, Says Wife  —  Amy Yasbeck, John Ritter's widow, testified today that one of the doctors who treated her husband before he died advised against him getting a second opinion on his heart condition.  —  During her testimony in the wrongful death lawsuit …