EATING FOR TWO?  —  BEYONCÉ Knowles still won't confirm her April 4 wedding to Jay-Z, so there was no chance yesterday she'd confirm she's pregnant.  But pals of the tight-lipped newlyweds say the songbird is expecting the couple's first child.  “She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight,” a source said.

EXCLUSIVE: Source: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Will Marry This Saturday  —  Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.  —  “Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice,” the source told Us.

Mariah Carey: Nick Cannon Wants a Wedding “Every Year”  —  For Nick Cannon, one trip down the aisle just wasn't enough!  —  “His plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” newlywed Mariah Carey told Ellen DeGeneres in an interview that will air Tuesday.  —  Carey wouldn't mind another wedding either.

First review: Sex and the City  —  There may be a problem with a film when a narrator constantly tells you the meaning of what you have just seen, gift-wrapping each scene with a moral.  —  There may be a problem with characters who shop with such conviction while the audience looks up from the trough of a credit crunch.

Cynthia Nixon Wants to Marry Her Girlfriend  —  Cynthia Nixon would like to marry her longtime girlfriend, Christine Marinoni.  —  The Sex and the City star says she would definitely walk down the aisle with her girlfriend of four years if same-sex marriages are recognized in the U.S.

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Poses as Charlie Chaplin  —  Gearing up for her latest movie, the Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru, Jessica Alba takes on the guise of screen comedy's first iconic figure, Charlie Chaplin - all for the June issue of Allure.  —  In the course of the accompanying interview …

EXCLUSIVE: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Broke Up!  —  Tony Romo had a bachelor-style hard partying weekend in the Windy City these past couple of days and now we know why.  We exclusively have learned that Romo and girlfriend Jessica Simpson have broken up!

Remy Ma's wedding called off over smuggled key  —  Wedding - or prison break?  —  Remy Ma's jailhouse nuptials were abuptly called off Monday when her rapper groom Papoose showed up with a most curious wedding present: a handcuff key.  —  “A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor …

PEOPLE Critic Reviews Britney's Return to HIMYM  —  Britney Spears returned to CBS's How I Met Your Mother Monday as Abby, the silly-vulnerable receptionist with an unrequited crush on Ted (Josh Radnor).  The ratings spiked with her first appearance, so she was quickly shoehorned into this new episode.

Oprah Winfrey's Show Not Renewed  —  Oprah Winfrey's Big Give will not be returning to ABC this fall.  —  The charitable reality show was one of a handful of shows not renewed by the network, ABC announced Tuesday.  —  “Oprah felt like she got a message out there,” a rep said on a conference call.

That Was Fast — Weiland Out of Jail  —  Scott Weiland was released from jail at 6:54 PM last night — 14 minutes after he was officially booked into jail.  Hell, his rehab stints are longer than that!  —  Weiland turned himself in at 8:55 AM yesterday, was officially booked at just after noon …

Pop Tarts: Tila Tequila Experimented With Girls Before Age 10  —  LOS ANGELES — Tila Tequila has made it no secret that she roots for both sides, and the itty-bitty beauty believes that deep down “every girl is born bisexual”; however, the MySpace sensation has revealed …

Pop Tarts: Holly Heartbroken: Hef Reveals Why She'll Never Be His Wife  —  LOS ANGELES — Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner's “lead” girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old.

Barrymore Stars in New Hit ... and Run  —  Drew Barrymore was the victim of a hit and run yesterday — but she may have gotten enough info so cops can catch the guy.  Charlie would be proud!  —  Barrymore was driving in West Hollywood just before noon yesterday when she was rear-ended.

STARSHIP SEX WITH CAPT. KIRK  —  WOMEN who slept with William Shatner sometimes had an out-of-this-world fantasy - they'd pretend they were being beamed up to ecstasy by the commander of the Starship Enterprise.  The “Star Trek” legend tells Page Six his partners would dramatically gasp …

Brangelina's kids get a glimpse of siblings-to-be  —  Plus: Hayden's Hollywood dilemma; Carmen Electra's guy-snagging guide  —  Angelina Jolie reportedly surprised sons Maddox (pictured) and Pax with a virtual meet-and-greet with their siblings-to-be when she brought them along for a sonogram, E! Online reports.