Guy Ritchie Told Madonna: “You're ‘Old, Fat, Ugly, Wrinkled’”  —  Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was plagued by physical and emotional abuse in recent years, friends of the couple reveal in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.  —  “She would taunt Guy, saying …

Taylor Momsen Hospitalized After Battling Life-Threatening Throat Infection  —  Taylor Momsen was released Wednesday afternoon from L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after battling a “severe, potentially life-threatening throat infection.  —  “I have been treating Miss Taylor Momsen for the last few days …

Brooke and Charlie Sheen Are Expecting Twins  —  Brooke and Charlie Sheen are thrilled to be expecting twins, according to her mother.  —  “Brooke and Charlie are expecting twins, and they are so excited,” Moira Fiore, who spent time with Brooke last week, tells PEOPLE.  “Obviously, I am floating on air.”

Lil Wayne Has a Boy!  —  Lil Wayne's the proud father of a new son!  —  The rapper's baby boy, Dwayne Carter III, was born Wednesday afternoon at the Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, his rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  He has not released the identity of the baby's mother.

Sarah Palin: My Wedding Hope for Bristol  —  Now that Gov. Sarah Palin's daughter has celebrated her 18th birthday, the GOP vice-presidential candidate says she's hoping Bristol and fiancé Levi Johnston - who are expecting a baby in December - will tie the knot well before the date next summer the young couple had been eyeing.

Alyson Hannigan is Pregnant!  —  Actress Alyson Hannigan is pregnant, her rep Megan Moss tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The How I Met Your Mother star, 34, and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, 42, will welcome their first child this spring.  —  The couple met on the set of Buffy …

How Did Stepford Katie Bust Her Teeth?  —  Katie Holmes left her NYC alien hive this morning looking like the crazy crackie on my block who always want to know if I can give her money for a “hot dog.”  I'm sure that's code for “I'll suck yo dick for a dolla,” so I just ignore her and keep walking.

George Clooney rekindles flame with Krista Allen  —  Apparently, George Clooney may have figured out there's no girlfriend like an old girlfriend.  The bedroom-eyed Oscar winner has quietly circled back to Krista Allen, friends tell us.  —  Their on-and-off long-running romance began in 2002 …

Dr. Phil Sued For Fraud, Defamation and Creative Editing  —  Dr. Phil is facing a lawsuit for fraud, defamation of character... and some shifty editing.  Thomas Riccio, the man who recorded O.J. Simpson's recent illegal activities, claims Dr. Phil aired ads depicting Riccio nodding in response …

DWTS Star Julianne Hough Says Bad Stomach Ache Caused Hospital Drama  —  Everybody, I'm ok.  I'm fine.  In case you didn't hear the news, last night it was my turn to go to the hospital.  Here's what happened.  —  I didn't feel well the whole day.  But I'm a trooper.  I didn't tell anyone.

Samantha's Mom Dishes on Her Relationship With Lindsay  —  Lindsay Lohan posed backstage with Samantha and Charlotte Ronson at Charlotte's fashion show in Tokyo earlier today.  While she's overseas, lots of not-so-fun news is waiting for LL back in the states.

Posh and Becks circus set for move to Milan as Italians expect him to sign free loan deal … Brand Beckham's coming home - or at least to Europe.  —  Swopping the downbeat Home depot Centre in Carson City for the football temple of the San Siro - or in Victoria's case …

Jen Aniston, John Mayer: Not Expecting  —  Ignore the rumors: Jennifer Aniston is not expecting.  —  Blogs were abuzz after Australia's New Weekly suggested in its cover story that the actress took John Mayer back because she is having their baby.  —  But Aniston's rep tells Entertainment Tonight, “Give me a break.

David Sues Over Alleged Californication  —  David Duchovny has filed a lawsuit claiming he was defamed by a newspaper that claimed he was in a relationship with a 28-year-old tennis coach.  —  The Daily Mail, a London paper, ran a story over the weekend claiming that David had a …

Selma Blair Is White Trash Goodness  —  I haven't seen Selma Blair's new show Kath and Kim, I'd rather watch the homeless guy across the street defecate in coffee cups and wipe his ass with pigeons, but I'm liking the white trash hottie outfits she's been seen in lately.

‘Lesbian’ Jodie in sperm stunt  —  And if you didn't think the veteran publicity seeker could sink any lower, she's made an appeal for a sperm donor on national radio.  —  Jodie appeared on TIM SHAW'S show on Absolute Radio, formally known as Virgin Radio, whose guests used to be of a fairly distinguished calibre.

R&B Star Stung in Stingray  —  R&B bigshot Lyfe Jennings just got nabbed by Georgia police for allegedly shooting off a gun, taking cops on a chase in a Corvette, and refusing to take a DUI test.  —  Smyrna, Ga. police tell us they were responding to a gunshots fired call …

DIRTY SECRET OF LA POOL PARTY  —  A SLEW of young celebs enjoyed the pool at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend - oblivious to the fact that the hotel staff never drained the water after a dead body was found in the pool a week earlier, sources said.

Separation Saga: Usher's Relationship With Tameka Gets Chaotic  —  I have purposely steered clear of writing any stories about Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster-Raymond and all the allegations surrounding their separation in recent weeks since the initial report of their split broke on Sept. 5.