30 Rock Gets No Lift From Jennifer Aniston  —  So about those big-name guest stars on 30 Rock...  Last night's episode, featuring Jennifer Aniston, and, as an added bonus for fans of vintage NBC Thursdays, a Night Court cast reunion, was watched by a season-low 7.5 million, Nielsen estimates report.

Oprah's Message to Montecito Fire Victims  —  Massive wildfires continue to rage through the steep hillsides near Oprah's home in Montecito, California.  As of Friday afternoon, more than 80 homes had been destroyed and hundreds of acres charred.  On her talk show Friday, Oprah sent a message to those affected by the blaze.

Nia Vardalos: Just Call Her “Mommy”  —  Congrats to My Big Fat Greek Wedding star Nia Vardalos and hubby Ian Gomez.  —  The happy couple are now the parents of a little girl, I can exclusively report.  In an effort to maintain their privacy, the first-time mom and dad have decided …

Jessica Alba Calls Daughter ‘The Love of My Life’  —  Svelte star Jessica Alba didn't look like the typical new mom at the Keep A Child Alive 5th Annual Black Ball Thursday, but all she could talk about was her 5-month-old daughter, Honor Marie.  —  “Everything is cute, everything is fun …

Paula to Leave American Idol?  —  Paula Abdul is planning to bow out of American Idol!  —  According to a source close to the reality judge, Paula, 45, who has been with the show for seven years, is developing new TV projects and is hoping to “transition” out of the Fox hit.

THIS JUST-IN  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be publicly downplaying their future plans together, but JT is also buying a New York condo with more than enough room for two.  —  Timberlake, whose search for a Manhattan pad with Biel has been reported here, has gone to contract …

HoHan Wants The Puss AND The Peen  —  HoHan's Hungry Hungry Hippo vagina is starting to slobber for the dick again and SamRo finds this a problem, because...well...she doesn't have a real peen.  The two cooch bumpers have been fighting about HoHan acting slutty with dudes from Las Vegas to London.

Rachel Weisz Loves Billy Elliot  —  Rachel Weisz rocks out a metallic-print Prada dress and simple black Prada pumps during opening night for Billy Elliot: The Musical on Broadway on Thursday in New York City.  —  The 37-year-old British beauty finished off her look with a gold Chanel handbag.

UNREQUITED LOVE  —  “SEX and the City” fans love Manolo Blahnik, but is the feeling mutual?  Asked by humorist Amy Sedaris in Bergdorf Goodman magazine how Carrie Bradshaw ended up wearing his iconic $945 cobalt blue shoes in the screen version of the HBO series, Blahnik admits …

Joseph Fiennes Didn't Sign Up For This  —  When Joseph Fiennes agreed to appear at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in Munich, Germany last night, he probably didn't know that he would be attacked by the glamour goddess from another planet known as Grace F**king Jones!

Ryan Gosling Has A Big Hole In His T-Shirt  —  A solo Ryan Gosling walks around with a BIG HOLE in the back of his “Thrasher” t-shirt while out and about in Los Angeles on Thursday.  —  Recent rumors state that Ryan was passed up as the Green Lantern in the upcoming superhero flick.

Lindsay Lohan warns other girls off DJ girlfriend Sam Ronson on London night out  —  Party-mad Lindsay Lohan was keen to show her friends some real fun in London - but had a far from capital time.  —  The night out was full of jealous tantrums and lovers tiffs, and ended in an undignified scuffle at 4am.

Joe Jonas: I Never Cheated on Taylor Swift!  —  Now it's Joe Jonas' turn to speak out against his ex.  —  Taylor Swift, 18, slammed the Jonas Bro, 19 for dumping her - in a 27-second phone conversation - for actress Camilla Belle.  —  Joe and his brothers, Kevin and Nick …

Hilary Duff Gets A New TV Deal  —  Hilary Duff has scored a big new TV deal with NBC.  —  NBC said it will come up with a new series for the Lizzie McGuire star, although it offered no details on what that might be.  —  In addition, the network said Friday that Duff will appear as a guest …