EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: Jon Gosselin Caught On Tape: ‘I Put My Kids Out There To Every Pedophile And They Never Got Paid For It’  —  In a raw and sure-to-be controversial audio recording, Jon Gosselin rants against TLC and expresses disgust because “I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it.”

Lambert Fallout!  Morning Show Performance Cancelled!  —  Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that ABC has cancelled Adam Lambert's planned performance on Good Morning America tomorrow.  —  No official reason has been given for the cancellation.

Two helpers to lower her on to the sofa and her own personal toilet roll: Mariah Carey's diva-style behaviour on GMTV is revealed by Kate Garraway  —  She insisted on bringing her own butterfly-shaped confetti to the X Factor and left the normally affable television host Phillip Schofield furious with her tardiness.

Taylor Lautner's Wild Ride: The New Issue of Rolling Stone  —  Taylor Lautner's body is a temple.  The 17-year-old New Moon star with the eight-pack abs and tan, chiseled face tells Rolling Stone's Neil Strauss he's never smoked pot, never tried cigarettes and never snorted a line of cocaine …

COVER STORY: Britney's Ready to Marry Again!  —  Oops... She's going to do it again!  —  OK! has learned that Britney Spears is telling friends she's ready to marry her boyfriend Jason Trawick.  And all it took was her boys' blessing to convince her to move ahead with plans for her third wedding in five years.

EXCLUSIVE: Angelina Jolie Not a Fan of Obama  —  Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie's seal of approval.  —  “She hates him,” a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).  —  “She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts.

Khloe Kardashian Never Brought a Boy Home Before Lamar  —  For fans eagerly anticipating next month's season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, family matriarch Kris Jenner promises it will be worth the wait.  —  “We're ready to launch season four any minute and it's crazy,” …

Madam bares Playboy links  —  Michelle Braunis out to destroy the myth about Playboy Playmates which  —  Hugh Hefnerand his staff cultivated for decades — that the pin-ups are wholesome girls-next-door who just happen to have incredible figures they don't mind showing off.

Miley not so smiley  —  Miley Cyrusis famous, but there are still some people out there who've never heard of “Hannah Montana.”  When Cyrus and a friend came into the Pop Burger on East 58th Street and ordered, the counter manager asked for her name to mark the order.  She snapped back, “Are you serious?

Tequila Threatens Lawsuit Over Stolen Sex Tape  —  More naked drama for Tila Tequila — this time over a sex tape she claims was stolen off of her laptop computer.  —  Just days after she Ustreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila …

VIDEO: Paula Deen Hit in Face with a Ham  —  Forget the ham.  Somebody should have said, “Duck!”  —  Celebrity chef Paula Deen was in Atlanta helping the Hosea Feed the Hungry charity load up food when an errantly tossed ham hit her in the face, leaving her with a sore nose but no other apparent injury.

Hugh Jackman to star in ‘Real Steel’  —  DreamWorks greenlights sci-fi movie  —  Steven Spielberg and Stacey Snider are betting big on robots for their first project since securing $825 million in financing for the reconstituted DreamWorks.  —  The DreamWorks principals have greenlit the …

Exclusive: Details on Steamy Love Scenes Between Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie  —  In what could be one of the most obscenely hot movie match-ups in history, Angelina Jolie is reportedly set to get hot and heavy with Johnny Depp in ‘The Tourist,’ and according to screenplay snippets given exclusively …

Lady Gaga Gives Her Fans The Royal Treatment  —  Rihanna wasn't the only one signing records last night!  Lady GaGa and Dr. Dre stopped by Best Buy in Hollywood to greet their fans, but the new queen of pop went the extra mile and ordered 80 pizzas for the hordes of admirers camped outside the store!

Rosie O'Donnell Does Not Enjoy Being Single  —  Living single is less than rosy for Rosie O'Donnell.  —  “I'm not [enjoying the single life],” O'Donnell told PEOPLE Monday at Rosie's Broadway Extravaganza annual gala.  “But on we grow, so to speak.”  —  Earlier this month …

Paula Abdul: I'd Be a ‘Really Good’ Talk Show Host  —  Oprah Winfrey is saying goodbye to her talk show.  Could Paula Abdul replace her?  “I have really great ideas,” Abdul told “Extra” Monday from her cousin's new store, Tweak 99.  Abdul, 47, said she hopes to do a talk show in the next two to three years.

Ex on Kevin Federline: Fans Will Be “Very Shocked” By His Weight Loss  —  For those flabbergasted by summertime photos of a dramatically heavy Kevin Federline, get ready for the next shock: a slim-again K-Fed, thanks to his participation in the next season of VH1's Celebrity Fit Club.

Tommy Lee Jones exits ‘Lincoln Lawyer’  —  Director/co-star cites creative differences  —  Tommy Lee Jones has bowed out of “The Lincoln Lawyer.”  —  Jones had been set to direct and co-star with Matthew McConaughey in Lakeshore Entertainment's adaptation of the Michael Connelly novel.

Apatow, Universal pick up pitches  —  Ansari, Woliner score with trio of comedy concepts  —  Judd Apatow and Universal Pictures have picked up a trio of comedy pitches from Aziz Ansari and Jason Woliner.  —  Ansari, a former “Daily Show With Jon Stewart” correspondent who stars opposite Amy Poehler …