Stern sidekick in suicide try  —  Artie Langelanded in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post.  Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said.

911 Call Over Casey Johnson's Dogs  —  TMZ has learned there's a fight over Casey Johnson's dogs ... a fight that has escalated to the point that cops have been called.  —  Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips are currently at Tila Tequila's house, where the dogs have been living for the past week.

All the Details of Kate Gosselin's 20-Hour Hair Makeover!  —  Melanie Dunea  —  With her divorce to Jon finally behind her, Kate Gosselin started off 2010 by spending some serious quality time with a new guy — and their date lasted until the wee hours of the morning.

White House Crashers to Host Las Vegas Party  —  The Washington, D.C., couple who made a name for themselves after allegedly crashing a presidential party are now throwing one - and to avoid any confusion, everyone is invited.  —  Tareq and Michaele Salahi are set to be the official hosts at Las Vegas's Pure Nightclub on Jan. 16.

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Mistress Will Claim He Had Gay Romps In Tell-All Book  —  One of Tiger's many mistresses, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, is penning a tell-all book about the golf ace and claims that she witnessed him in gay encounters.  —  PHOTOS: Sexy Pictures Of Tiger's Mistresses

Hanes Goes Another Way, Drops Charlie Sheen  —  Hanesbrands has ended its advertising campaign featuring Charlie Sheen because of domestic violence charges filed against the actor, a company spokesman said Wednesday.  Spokesman Matt Hall said the seriousness of the allegations against the 44-year-old actor made the decision necessary.

David Hasselhoff Leaving America's Got Talent  —  David Hasselhoff is saying goodbye to America's Got Talent after four years as a judge with Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne.  —  In an exclusive statement to PEOPLE, Hasselhoff, 57, says, “I am proud that I was part of making America's Got Talent …

30 Rock's Jane Krakowski Is Getting Married!  —  There's now a 31st rock - on Jane Krakowski's finger.  —  The actress and her clothing-designer boyfriend Robert Godley are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  “Mr. Godley proposed to Ms. Krakowski over the holidays,” says her rep. “She is very, very happy.”

Adult Swim: Lil Wayne not playing Jesus Christ … Contrary to reports that rapper Lil Wayne will be lending his voice to the son of God, a spokesperson for Adult Swim says that the rapper's character in a one-hour cartoon special with the working title “Return of Freaknik” is not Jesus Christ per se, but just a guy named Jesus.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Woman At Center Of ‘Bachelor’ Sex Scandal Exposed  —  RadarOnline.com has learned the identity of the woman at the center of a sex scandal involving ABC's The Bachelor program.  —  HOT PHOTOS: Rozlyn Papa  —  She is Rozlyn Papas, a ravishing Richmond …

Sylvester Stallone breaks his neck shooting fight scene in veteran action heroes' movie  —  Sylvester Stallone broke his neck while filming a fight scene in his latest movie.  —  The veteran action hero had emergency surgery and a metal plate inserted in his neck following the accident on the set of The Expendables.

Sandra Bullock Sweeps The People's Choice Awards  —  Following news that Sandra Bullock is the first female start to headline a movie that has surpassed the $200 million-dollar-mark - The Blind Side, another super successful film for the actress, The Proposal picked up the People's Choice Award …

Five Things to Know About Rihanna's New Beau  —  Rihanna and baseball pro Matt Kemp have gone public with their relationship, cozying up in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where they've been spotted swimming with the dolphins, gazing at the ocean and smooching passionately.

Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese Are Engaged  —  Sorry, Sam girls.  —  Reps for Jared Padalecki confirm to us exclusively that the rumors are true, and he is engaged to marry former Supernatural costar Genevieve Cortese.  —  Padalecki plays Sam Winchester on the CW's cult-hit series …

Death Becomes Michael Jackson, Beats Taylor Swift as Biggest Seller of '09  —  Michael Jackson never got the chance to make his stage comeback, but his untimely death made him more popular than ever.  —  The King of Pop reclaimed his throne, ranking as the top-selling artist of 2009 …

Saoirse Ronan to play teenage assassin ‘Hanna’  —  Saoirse Ronan is in negotiations to reteam with her “Atonement” director Joe Wright to star as the title character in “Hanna,” Focus' tale of a teenage assassin.  —  “Hanna” is described as having shades of “La Femme Nikita” and the “Bourne” movies.

Lindsay Lohan's Fall From Private Jet To Commercial Airline Nightmare (PHOTOS)  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  After a busy holiday weekend of photographing herself in a bikini and partying with Moammar Gaddafi's violent son in St. Barts, Lindsay Lohan is back in New York.  The trip home wasn't easy on her.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom to Be Parents Soon?  —  The bump watch could soon start for Khloe Kardashian.  —  The reality star and her Los Angeles Laker husband Lamar Odom, who got married in September just a month after meeting, are “not doing anything” to prevent her from getting pregnant …