Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars  —  So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched.  Why not?  TMZ reports: … I don't know about you, but this is the first news item about Michael Jackson that actually makes him sound normal to me.

Brooklyn Decker: My SI Swimsuit Cover Made Mom Cry - with Joy  —  For Brooklyn Decker, the next few months will bring a series of firsts.  —  The North Carolina-raised model, 22, is celebrating her first-ever time as the cover girl on the coveted Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue …

Access Exclusive: Jennifer Aniston On Gerard Butler, Turning 41 & A Charity Close To Her Heart  —  Jennifer Aniston,Movies,Gerard Butler,Sheryl Crow,Jason Bateman,Billy Bush,Courteney Cox,Paparazzi  —  Jennifer Aniston opened up to Access Hollywood's Billy Bush about her star-studded 41st …

It's A Bird!  It's A Plane!  It's Chris Nolan!  He'll Mentor Superman 3.0 And Prep 3rd Batman  —  EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros is trying to ready its DC Comics stalwart Superman to soar again on the Big Screen, and the studio has turned to Chris Nolan to mentor development of the movie.

EXCLUSIVE: Second Season of Jersey Shore to Shoot in South Beach  —  The producers of MTV's breakout hit Jersey Shore have been dealing with a season two conundrum over the last month — and it wasn't just the cost of reuniting the show's cast members, who currently command five-figure appearance fees …

Lil Wayne — The Tooth Has Set Him Free  —  Lil Wayne mouthed off to the judge in his weapons possession case — and it actually won him his freedom ... at least temporarily.  —  Lil was scheduled to be formally sentenced today ... to begin serving 1 year in jail, but it didn't happen …

‘24’ headed to the bigscreen  —  Fox TV, film studios team on feature adaptation  —  Twentieth Century Fox's film and TV studios are conspiring to finally bring hit television series “24” to the bigscreen.  —  The film side has hired scribe Billy Ray ("State of Play," “Flightplan") to pen the script for the feature version.

K-Fed Goes Commando for Weight Loss Show  —  It takes a lot of guts to pose in just a pair of skimpy camouflage underwear — but that's exactly what Kevin Federline did for his first appearance on VH1's “Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp.”  —  A 232-pound Federleezy took the “before” …

Beyonce's Dad — Destiny's Child?  —  Beyonce Knowles has a new half-brother — if you believe Alexsandra Wright.  —  Wright — who filed a paternity suit against Mathew Knowles back in October — gave birth last Thursday to a baby boy.  The name ... Nixon.  Priceless.

Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's First Kiss Details Revealed!  —  Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player.  Get the latest Flash player.  —  What's the first thing Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift had to do when they started shooting Valentine's Day?

Calvin Klein says Kate Moss was ‘difficult’  —  With her earnings a fifth of what they were two years ago — she had to get by on a paltry £1million last year — Kate Moss has just taken another blow to her amour-propre, courtesy of Calvin Klein.  —  Kate Moss was ‘difficult’, says Calvin Klein

Anne Hathaway On Her “Weird Features” and Surprising Style Icons  —  Courtesy InStyle  —  Anne Hathaway looks as unequivocally gorgeous and radiant as ever on the March cover of InStyle—though she's probably the only person out there who doesn't see it: “I think I've got really weird features.

First Photo - Meet Tom and Gisele's Son Benjamin!  —  The Brazilian magazine Quem got its hands on the first photos of Gisele Bunchden and her son Benjamin, taken during a trip out in Boston at the end of January.  So far this is the only image out of little Benjamin, who's looking so cute at just 2 months old!

Newlywed Katie Price (aka Jordan) Wants Kids Right Away  —  British model and reality-TV star Katie Price - aka Jordan - made quick work of tying the knot with marital-arts fighter Alex Reid.  Now, she hopes a baby will follow in short order, too.  —  “Me and Alex so want kids - well …

Heigl in the ‘Money’  —  Actress' interest revives Columbia, Lakeshore project  —  Katherine Heigl is attached to star in “One for the Money” for Columbia Pictures and Lakeshore Entertainment.  —  Col and Lakeshore were eager to reteam on another Heigl project after their recent collaboration …

Rihanna goes back to her roots with Caribbean-themed new video for Rude Boy  —  She's one of the Caribbean's most famous female exports and Rihanna has decided to pay homage to her West Indian roots in her new video.  —  The promo for the 21-year-old's new single Rude Boy is just as racy …

Tiger & Elin's Wedding Pastor Predicts: It Will Work Out  —  The Rev. Ricky Kirton, the pastor who performed the marriage of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, has a message for the troubled couple: “Forgive each other.  Be there for each other, and it will work out.”

'Late Show's' Biff Henderson falls off stage and into hospital after David Letterman throws him ball  —  Outside David Letterman's Show Stage Door: W53St Ed Sullivan Theater.  'Late Night's' Biff Henderson is taken to hospital after a tumble.  —  Biff!  Bam!  Boom!

Nancy Kerrigan's Father's Death to Be Treated as a Homicide  —  An assault, compounded with an already-compromised medical condition, led to the death of Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan's father, Daniel Kerrigan, according to the Middlesex, Mass., District Attorney - who also announced Tuesday …

But We Already Know EVERYTHING  —  Here's the voice of all mothers Kate Gosselin looking as precious as a pimp at church on the cover of her THIRD book.  Don't you just want to softly stroke her Bret Michaels weave before yanking it out in pieces to tie around her mouth and hands?

Is Penelope Cruz Starring In Lars Von Trier's Psychological Disaster Film, ‘Melancholia’?  —  Could Penelope Cruz be Lars von Trier's leading lady for his psychological disaster film, “Melancholia”?  —  Various sources from the European media are reporting that the controversial director …

Lindsay Lohan Plays a Fashionable Jesus  —  Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of another magazine, this time it's French fashion magazine Purple.  —  Since it's supposed to be more of an edgy magazine or something, Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns.