Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova Are Coming to Desperate Housewives  —  ABC/Florian Schneider; Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images; Toby Canham/Getty Images  —  How many hot mamas can one show have?  —  If you're talking Desperate Housewives, the answer is “as many as it wants,” because the show just added two more!

Tiger Woods's New Boat: A Peace Offering to Elin?  —  The future of Tiger Woods's marriage and career may be in question, but the embattled golf star will have something to look forward to in the coming weeks: A new, custom-designed sporting boat christened Solitude, according to sources.

Tina Fey Gets Airbrushed, Talks Skinny Girls & Palin In Vogue  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION?  —  Tina Fey sat down with Vogue for their March issue, and the Emmy-winning self-described normal girl also graces the cover, shot by Mario Testino.  —  The magazine also airbrushed off the scar …

Hailey Glassman Jokes About Jon Gosselin's “Tiny” Manhood  —  To put it mildly, Hailey Glassman isn't afraid to kiss and tell — and destroy! — when it comes to her famous ex-boyfriend Jon Gosselin.  —  In a shocking new interview with Steppin Out magazine, Glassman, 23, goes into graphic …

Katie Price is the belle of the ball in her Disney-esque gown as she attends Vienna Opera Ball  —  As the biggest night in Austria's social calendar, the annual Vienna Opera Ball draws royalty and aristocrats from around the continent to Austria's capital.  —  So when Katie Price waltzed …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Jersey Shore’ Scandal: Naked Snooki Photo Released  —  A naked photo of Snooki from Jersey Shore has been released, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.  —  See Naked Snooki Photo  —  The photo shows Snooki in here bedroom on her knees, looking at the camera.

Alexander McQueen's family makes agonising decision to hold his beloved mother's funeral the day after his suicide  —  The shocked family of Alexander McQueen today gathered for his mother's funeral just one day after the fashion designer killed himself.  —  McQueen's father Ronald …

Actress Flips Out Over Rival's Success  —  BlindGossip - There are two gorgeous actresses with a similar look and of a similar age who are frequently up for the same part.  A juicy role came along that both girls wanted.  Actress A - who had previously worked with the film's director …

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Twilight’ Saga's Final Book ‘Breaking Dawn’ Will Be Made Into 2 Back-To-Back Movies With “High End” Helmer/s  —  I have this from several sources, and it's definitive.  Filming on the back-to-back movies would begin in mid-October, and Summit Entertainment is looking at “high end” directors.

Katie Gives In To Suri's Demands  —  Last night we spotted Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise leaving the Bowery Hotel in NYC, and the celebritot appeared to be pulling a Violet Affleck with her mom!  Suri was on her own two feet when she walked out the door, but after a few steps she began to protest …

Khloe Kardashian wants to film herself masturbating  —  Khloe Kardashian apparently understands the true meaning of Valentine's Day.  Via Amy Grindhouse: … Finally, documented evidence of the sasquatch masturbation process.  Does it pick up an otter and go to town?

Is Gerard Butler Trying to Make Jennifer Aniston Jealous?  —  Will Gerard Butler's latest move make Jennifer Aniston just a wee bit jealous?  —  The Scottish actor - and ladies man - is offering himself up for a dinner date with the winner of a raffle to benefit charity, according to his Web site.

Malawi Citizens — Make Way for Madonna  —  Madonna's planned $15 million school in Malawi is great for the country's children — but not so much for the people who have to move so it can be built.  —  The government has reportedly told a group of about 200 villagers they need to leave …

Gemma Ward, A Supermodel Betrayed … On a bright day last November, an Amazonian beauty with long, strong-looking limbs and silky blonde hair hailed a cab in the East Village.  Wearing navy shorts and a faux-leopard-skin coat, she looked like an unusually pretty, healthy NYU student, out for a day of combing through vintage shops.

212-Lb.  Carnie Wilson: I Need Help  —  Hold on for one more day?  It's not that easy anymore for Carnie Wilson, who has realized she can no longer fight her weight battle alone.  —  “I need help,” the singer, who now weighs 212 lbs., tells PEOPLE.  —  Wilson weighed over 300 lbs. before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 1999.

Stripper: I'm Not Preggo w/ Josh Duhamel's Baby  —  The stripper who reportedly said she was pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby is lashing out against the reports — claiming there's definitely no bun in her oven.  —  The woman, Nicole Forrester, claims she's been bombarded with questions since …

OK!  EXCLUSIVE: Jen Garner's Relationship Advice for Gal Pal Jessica Biel  —  Jennifer Garner is helping Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake get their romance back on track.  When Jessica told Jen she was having problems getting Justin to commit, “Jen advised her to back off and stop being so clingy,” a source tells OK!.

ACT NOW: Tweet John Mayer And Ask That He Apologize For Using The F-Word  —  After excerpts from his interview in Playboy's March issue spread over the internet yesterday, John Mayer took to his Twitter account to apologize for using the N-word.  In the same interview Mayer used the anti-gay F-word …