SACHA BARON COHEN BANNED FROM OSCARS: EXCLUSIVE  —  Will Sacha Baron Cohen's ‘The Dictator’ Walk The Oscar Red Carpet?  —  UPDATED 5:30 PM WITH MORE DETAILS  —  EXCLUSIVE... BREAKING 3PM... The Academy Of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences has pulled actor Sacha Baron Cohen's tickets from the 84th Academy Awards.

‘Seinfeld’ Star Daniel von Bargen Survives Suicide Attempt, Calls 911 — 'I've Shot Myself in the Head'  —  Survives Suicide Attempt  —  'I've Shot Myself in the Head'  —  Daniel von Bargen — who played Mr. Kruger in “Seinfeld” — is clinging to life in an Ohio hospital after shooting himself …

Rihanna & Chris Brown — Friends SCRAMBLING to Stop Blossoming Relationship  —  Rihanna & Chris Brown  —  Friends SCRAMBLING  —  To Stop Blossoming Relationship  —  Chris Brown and Rihanna are dangerously close to getting back together, sources close to the ex-couple tell TMZ …

Amber Riley: I Dropped Two Dress Sizes  —  Glee star Amber Riley turned heads when she stepped out in a blue Theia sequin gown - and showed off a slimmer silhouette! - at the NAACP Image Awards on Feb. 17.  —  The actress tells PEOPLE she decided to revamp her eating habits last July …

Jennifer Aniston on Moving on From ‘Friends,’ What it Would Take for Her to Return to TV (Q&A)  —  “I've got to go for it now and try to not just be Rachel Green so I can get out of the Fruity Pebbles section at the grocery and explore the organic food,” the “Wanderlust” star told THR about selecting her movie roles.

The Lycra, the Teen bride and the Wardrobe!  Courtney Stodden reveals the secrets of her boudoir  —  On her fervid, alliterative Twitter, Courtney Stodden is prone to making daily status updates about the way she feels, the food she eats and the clothes she wears.

JENNIFER ANISTON REVIEWS BF JUSTIN THEROUX'S DANCE MOVES ON ELLEN  —  Jennifer Aniston's new man has moves to die for, and she was more than happy to help show them off for Thursday's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show!  —  The Friends star sat down with Ellen to chat about her upcoming movie …

This Is News: Zac Efron Drops A Peen Glove On The Orange Carpet  —  We're friends and I care about what happens to your ears, so I'm going to warn you that the clip above (via ONTD) has been smeared with the musical hemorrhoid pried off of the anus hole of music LMFAO.

Cover Story: Bachelor's Courtney Robertson Calls Other Girls “Fatty,” “Horsey”  —  Courtney Robertson didn't take part in The Bachelor to make friends — that much is clear — and she's willing to play dirty to win Ben Flajnik's heart.  —  PHOTOS: Shocking reality TV romances

Angelina Jolie Wrote Foreword to Billy Bob Thornton's Memoir  —  No bad blood — or blood vials — here!  —  Angelina Jolie has written the foreword to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton's new memoir, The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts, a rep for the book's publisher, HarperCollins, confirms to Us Weekly.

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Pics!  Katy Perry Wears 12 Shades of Blue to Launch Her New False Eyelash Collection!  —  In case you've ever wondered what Katy Perry would look like if she were doing her best Violet Beauregarde impression, now you've seen it.  Soooooo many shades of blue.

LINDSAY LOHAN BACK IN COURT THIS MORNING, TWEETS ABOUT COMEBACK  —  Lindsay Lohan will be back in court this morning to face LA County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner for a progress report hearing on her probation.  —  The 25-year-old actress has been on probation for stealing …

Twilight's Jackson Rathbone “Very Excited” To Be a Father  —  He's about to be a first-time dad, but Twilight star Jackson Rathbone isn't experiencing any newbie jitters.  —  “One of the greatest thing I could expect to be in life is a father,” the actor-musician, 27, told Us Weekly …

Ryan Phillippe Exits CBS' Nick Wootton-Greg Berlanti Drama Pilot  —  EXCLUSIVE: Less than two weeks after Ryan Phillippe committed to his first regular series gig, a starring role in CBS' untitled Nick Wootton-Greg Berlanti drama pilot (formerly Golden Boy), he has departed the project.

Leonardo DiCaprio Helps Academy Acquire ‘Wizard Of Oz’ Ruby Slippers  —  Leonardo DiCaprio is helping turn the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences into the Land of Oz.  —  The actor and activist recently helped the Academy Foundation acquire a pair of Dorothy's ruby slippers from …