Kardashians Sign $40 Million Deal with E!  —  With E!  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  2:04 PM PST — Sources connected to the deal tell TMZ ... Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris and Bruce will get the lion's share of the money ... and they are each getting equal pay.  —  We're told Kendall …

Michael Lohan — Rosie O'Donnell Is a Talentless FAILURE  —  Rosie O'Donnell  —  Is a Talentless FAILURE  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Rosie O'Donnell is in no position to bash Lindsay Lohan — at least according to Lindsay's loyal father, who claims Rosie's a washed-up failure at life …

See Scarlett Johansson's New Wrist Tattoo!  —  Scarlett Johansson plays a badass in The Avengers, and now she's got the body art to prove she's just as tough offscreen.  —  The actress, 27, has been showing off her new wrist tattoo while promoting her Marvel Comics movie around the globe.

Behind the Scenes: My Body Painting Shoot with Astor  —  Hi everyone, I wanted to share this photo from my latest shoot with beauty brand Astor.  —  Makeup artist Joanne Gair transformed me into a story of color—literally!  The shoot was done to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the brand.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Spend Weekend Together  —  Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis enjoyed some serious alone time together during an escape from L.A. last weekend.  —  The longtime friends and That '70s Show costars went on a three-day getaway to the coastal town of Carpinteria, Calif., just south of Santa Barbara.

Justin Bieber pens song about Yeater's baby mama claim  —  Justin Bieber has written a song about the woman who falsely claimed he had fathered her child.  —  Last year Mariah Yeater took out a paternity case claiming she got pregnant after a backstage encounter with Bieber at one of his concerts.

Giuliana Rancic and Bill Rancic ‘Adore’ Their Surrogate  —  Giuliana and Bill Rancic are thrilled that they are finally going to become parents - and they've bonded with the woman who is making their dreams come true.  —  The couple, who have documented their struggle to have a child …

Michael Fassbender: 'I'm... quite comfortable riding bareback.  And riding horses'  —  As I already previewed last week, Michael Fassbender has a feature in the new issue of American Vogue.  He and Natalia Vodianova got their supermodel on in an oddly Germanic/Sprockets-style photo shoot.

Lane Garrison — No Domestic Violence Charges Filed ... at Least for Now  —  No Domestic Violence Charges ...  At Least for Now  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Lane Garrison's lawyer says his client will not be charged with felony domestic violence for allegedly brutalizing his former girlfriend Saturday night ... at least not immediately.

Ryan Seacrest Inks New Two-Year Deal to Stay With ‘American Idol’  —  The host has signed a two-year, $30 million pact to remain with the long-running singing show.  —  Ryan Seacrest is staying put at American Idol.  —  As he hinted during an interview on NBC's Today show this month …

HOT or NOT: AUBREY O'DAY - “WRECKING BALL”  —  Former Danity Kane and current reality starlet Aubrey O'Day released a track, “Automatic” after the first season of her show, All About Aubrey wrapped, but she's back with a follow-up entitled, “Wrecking Ball.”  —  She signed her deal …

Mel Gibson In Talks To Join ‘Machete Kills’  —  Despite his recent less-than-flattering headlines about his war of words with screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, Mel Gibson has reportedly lined up another acting gig.  —  According to Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter, Mel is in talks for a supporting role in “Machete Kills.”

David Guetta and Usher Reteam for ‘Crazy’ New Record  —  The DJ tells THR that he and his “Without You” collaborator are currently in the studio mixing up a new hit.  —  Coachella festival attendees got to see the smash collaboration “Without You” live when R&B star Usher joined David Guetta …

TWITTER LOOP: BRIAN McKNIGHT RESPONDS TO CRITICISM ABOUT X-RATED SONG + VIDEO  —  Looks like 2012 is the year of not giving a eff, because everyone is doing the most.  Noted singer/songwriter Brian McKnight has been under twitter attack since Monday, when he released a snippet of his latest song, “If Your Ready to Learn”.