John Travolta Sued by Masseur — He Touched My Penis  —  Sued By Masseur  —  He Touched My Penis  —  BREAKING NEWS  —  John Travolta has been sued by a masseur, who claims the actor tried to have sex with him during a session.  —  According to the lawsuit, Travolta saw the masseur's ad online …

Matthew Fox Arrested for DUI  —  Popped for DUI  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  “Lost” star Matthew Fox was busted for DUI Friday in Oregon ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us, Matthew was arrested at 3:23AM on suspicion of driving under the influence.  We're told there was a passenger in the car.

Model Evangelista, billionaire baby daddy settle contentious child support battle  —  Supermodel Linda Evangelista and her billionaire French baby-daddy this morning settled by telephone their bitterly contentious child support battle, a source close to the successful negotiations has told The Post.

Jack Osbourne and fiancée Lisa introduce precious new arrival Pearl  —  Jack Osbourne has spoken for the first time about becoming a new dad, revealing the “instant love” he felt for his cute baby girl, Pearl, who was born two weeks ago at LA's plush Cedars Sinai hospital.

NJ tan mom Patricia Krentcil calls ‘SNL’ impersonation ‘hysterical’  —  Kristen Wiig appeared as Patricia Krentcil on “Saturday Night Live.”  —  The joke was on them.  —  Tanning-obsessed mom Patricia Krentcil toasted “Saturday Night Live” yesterday after the show roasted her — and came up with a terrific punch line.

Prince Harry, Chelsy Davy “Seeing Each Other” Again  —  Try as they might, Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy can't seem to fight the magnetic force that keeps pulling them back together.  —  A source tells Us Weekly that the off-again, on-again loves are back to their old habits and are testing out the waters.

Lifetime Renews ‘The Client List’  —  The Jennifer Love Hewitt drama will return for a 15-episode second season.  —  Lifetime has given the go-ahead on another round of The Client List.  —  The cable network said Monday that it has picked up the Jennifer Love Hewitt-led drama for a second season.

Tom Cruise Shirtless & Tatted Up For W Magazine's ‘Rock of Ages’ Shoot (EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK)  —  It's Tom Cruise like you've never seen him before.  —  The 49-year-old Hollywood A-lister sheds his shirt and applies the guy-liner for his new role as a rock star in the Broadway musical turned movie Rock of Ages.

ROLL CALL: Kim Kardashian Goes Gluten Free; Kanye West Knocks Cargo Shorts  —  Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans  —  Kim Loves A Trend: All aboard the trend train!  Watch out Miley Cyrus, there's another star hopping onboard the gluten-free trend!

Jay-Z: Blue Ivy Will Be “the Worst, Spoiled Little Kid Ever”  —  It's not easy being father to one of the most famous, fabulous babies in the world!  —  Jay-Z opened up about first-time fatherhood — to Blue Ivy, his fourth-month-old daughter with wife Beyonce — on Sunday's episode of Oprah's Master Class: Special Edition on OWN.

Mila Kunis Alleged Stalker TERRORIZED Her  —  Alleged Stalker  —  TERRORIZED Her  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Mila Kunis' alleged stalker has been unrelenting in his pursuit of the actress ... going as far as breaking into her house, TMZ has learned.  —  Stuart Dunn was detained Friday …

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as you can imagine, s**t is just fkd up right now.  but i wanna say thank you to all our friends and family (which are kinda one in the same) for all the love and support.  —  i'm glad to know that all the love that Yauch has put out into the world is coming right back at him.  —  thank you.

Shakira Sony song: $60M for 3 albums  —  Concert giant Live Nation is close to a multimillion-dollar deal with Sony to release Latin pop diva Shakira's new albums, The Post has learned.  —  Shakira was among a handful of superstars, including Madonna and Jay-Z, to ditch their traditional record backers …

‘1600 Penn’, ‘Animal Practice’, ‘New Normal’, ‘Revolution’ & ‘Save Me’ Picked Up To Series At NBC  —  UPDATE 7 PM: NBC has picked up two more single-camera comedy series, 1600 Penn and Animal Practice (form.  Animal Kingdom).  That brings the number of new NBC series orders today to five …

Ryan Seacrest: Sacha Baron Cohen Gave “Genuine” Apology for Oscars Incident  —  Sacha Baron Cohen didn't just surprise Saturday Night Live viewers when he made a cameo appearance on “Weekend Update” this Saturday.  He also surprised show guest — and one of his most recent celebrity pranking targets — Ryan Seacrest.

Miley Cyrus Don't Need No Fancy Ol' Bra To Go To Dang Ol' Disneyland, It Ain't No Hootenanny  —  Disney has put untold millions into Miley Cyrus' pockets allowing her to live a sweet, care-free existence full of Pilates classes and cakes shaped like giant dicks.  Pharaohs didn't have it this good.

Justin Bieber Graduates From High School  —  Despite his busy appearance and recording schedule, Justin Bieber revealed that he managed to earn his high school diploma at the urging of his mother.  —  VIDEO: Justin Bieber Wants to be Your ‘Boyfriend’  —  “I just finished high school,” …