NEWS/ Jodie Foster Marries Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison  —  Congrats to Jodie Foster and her new wife Alexandra Hedison.  —  I can exclusively reveal that the Oscar winner and her photographer girlfriend of almost a year got married this past weekend.  —  A rep for Foster confirms the happy news.

Chris Brown — Stuck in Jail 'Til June ... At Least  —  STUCK IN JAIL 'TIL JUNE ... AT LEAST  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Chris Brown will rot behind bars until June — at the very least — because the singer's latest bid for freedom was just DENIED.  —  Brown — who was jailed last month …

Lupita Nyong'o Is PEOPLE's Most Beautiful  —  She may have won an Oscar for her role as the slave Patsey in Steve McQueen's 12 Years a Slave and recently landed a contract with Lancome Paris, but Lupita Nyong'o “never dreamed” she would be touted as “Most Beautiful” for all the world to see.

Who Is Eric Jonathan Hill And Why You Would Want To Know Who He Is.  —  Bachelorette contestant, World Traveler, Philanthropist, and Extreme sports enthusiast; Eric Hill was hospitalized Sunday April 20th, in critical condition due to a paragliding accident.  —  BUZZFEED USER

Scarlett Johansson, Lupita Nyong'o in Talks for Disney's ‘Jungle Book’ (Exclusive)  —  Jon Favreau is directing the live-action/CG hybrid adaptation of the Rudyard Kipling tale.  —  Lupita Nyong'o, Scarlett Johansson  —  Disney is swinging forward with its adaptation of The Jungle Book …

‘How I Met Your Mother’ spin-off casts Meg Ryan  —  The mother has a voice: Meg Ryan has been cast as the narrator for CBS' How I Met Your Mother spin-off.  —  The actress has landed the unseen vocal role in the How I Met Your Dad pilot, which is considered an obvious front-runner for a series order for CBS' schedule next season.

Quotables: Tori Spelling Needs to Stop Being So Damn Pathetic  —  “I'm so scared we won't grow old together.  That's my biggest fear.”  —A thing actually said by Tori Spelling — a thing that really, truly came out of her mouth — about her biggest fear concerning cheating scuzball husband …

Wynn, Clooney exchange barbs over heated dinner conversation  —  George Clooney, right, shown last year at Wynn Las Vegas promoting his Casamigos tequila with Steve and Andrea Wynn, reportedly took issue with Steve Wynn's comments about President Barack Obama.  (Courtesy)  —  George Clooney.

This week's cover: ‘Orange Is the New Black’ scores a big (prison) break  —  The ladies of Litchfield are back — and they're ready for you to binge!  After the first season of Netflix's prison dramedy Orange Is the New Black premiered last July and became the network's most-viewed original series debut …

Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina  —  Stolen weapon found during pat-down at Tennessee jail  —  A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report.

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde Welcome Son Otis Alexander  —  It's a boy for Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis.  —  The actors welcomed son Otis Alexander on Sunday, April 20, the couple's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has a Thing for Clowns  —  What do you get when you take Elaine Benes and make her ruthless, even more self-absorbed, and frequently enraged?  You get veep Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus's most unforgettable character yet  —  It used to be just physical.

Alloy To Develop Third Feature In ‘Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants’ Series  —  Alloy Entertainment is developing the fifth and final novel in the Sisterhood series by Ann Brashares for feature treatment.  Sisterhood Everlasting will follow the two previous pics based on The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants novels.

Billy Bob Thornton: Angelina Jolie and I “Check In On Each Other All The Time”  —  Such friendly exes!  Billy Bob Thornton revealed in a new interview that he and his ex-wife Angelina Jolie are still a big part of one another's lives.  —  Speaking to relationship site YourTango, Thornton …