PROMOTES IPHONE 6 FEET UNDER  —  The ghost of Joan Rivers has a message for you ... BUY THE iPHONE 6!!!  After all, who knows more about the cloud than a ghost?  —  This post appeared — briefly — on Joan's Facebook page Friday morning ... clearly the result of a pre-negotiated deal with Apple.

Mama June Separates from Sugar Bear — Kicks Him to the Curb  —  SEPARATES FROM SUGAR BEAR  —  Kicks Him to the Curb  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Mama June and Sugar Bear Thompson are done — separated — because she's convinced he's been cheating on her ... sources tell TMZ.

‘X-Men’ Spinoff ‘Deadpool’ Gets Winter 2016 Release Date  —  At the the same time, Fox takes 'Assassin's Creed' off the summer 2015 calendar, while shifting ‘The Fantastic Four’ and ‘Paper Towns’  —  Twentieth Century Fox and Marvel Comics are moving ahead with their long-gestating X-Men spinoff Deadpool.

Viola Davis Plays Shonda Rhimes's Latest Tough Heroine  —  When Shonda Rhimes writes her autobiography, it should be called “How to Get Away With Being an Angry Black Woman.”  —  On Thursday, Ms. Rhimes will introduce “How to Get Away With Murder,” yet another network series from her production company …

Ryan Gosling Is ‘Madly in Love’ with His and Eva Mendes's Baby Girl, Source Says  —  Hey, girl - you have a proud papa!  —  Ryan Gosling and longtime girlfriend Eva Mendes welcomed a daughter Friday, and the new dad couldn't be happier.  —  “Ryan is madly in love with the baby,” …

Behati Prinsloo Bikini White Hotness Shooting in Malibu for Especially Strong Beach Tingles  —  Behati Prinsloo may have married what's his face and broken my heart just a little, but she's still my favorite Namibian sextastic celebrity in the entire Namibian sextastic celebrity universe …

Keanu Reeves — Super-Coolly Subdues Home Intruder  —  SUPER-COOLLY SUBDUES HOME INTRUDER  —  EXCLUSIVE  —  Keanu Reeves had his chance to reprise his famous line from “The Matrix” — “I know Kung Fu” — because we've learned a woman broke into his house while he was sleeping and plunked herself on his library chair.

Téa Leoni on Her New Role as Madam Secretary and Co-Parenting With Her Ex David Duchovny  —  More by Ken  —  “I'm the daughter of an attorney; I was taught to think through both sides,” Téa Leoni says of her role as secretary of state in 'Madam Secretary.'(Eric Ogden for Parade …

Prince Harry, Cressida Bonas Back On After April Split  —  A royal reconciliation?  Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas are back together, at least for now, sources tell Us Weekly.  —  The couple split this past April after two years together, but insiders tell Us that the breakup didn't last.

All Hail Vulvatron, GWAR's Unlikely New Vocalist  —  ‘Vulvatron commanded a central role, stepping away from her mic only long enough to battle her monstrous bandmates or spray the audience with goo.’ … The public face of GWAR — the all-singing, all-decapitating, blood …

Battle Over Baby!  Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger ‘Fighting’ Non-Stop Over Expanding Their Family & Trust Issues, Says Source  —  So much for a happy ending?  Avril Lavigne and her fellow Canadian rock star husband Chad Kroeger have only been married 14 months, but the newlywed phase is definitely over.

Lindsay Price Gives Birth, Welcomes Son Emerson Spencer With Curtis Stone  —  Another mouth to feed!  Lindsay Price and celebrity chef Curtis Stone have welcomed their second child, his rep confirms to Us Weekly.  The couple's new bundle of joy, son Emerson Spencer, arrived in L.A. on Tuesday, Sept. 16 and weighed in at 7 lbs, 11 oz.