I don't want pity, Aniston declares  —  Jennifer Aniston knows people feel sorry for her, and she hates it.  "It makes my skin crawl," Aniston tells the April issue of Vogue, due on newsstands in New York and L.A. on Tuesday and nationwide on March 21.  —  "Don't make me your victim," she says.

Interview Pitts Douglas vs. Brangelina  —  Well, well, Michael Douglas certainly has some opinions about celebrity romances.  —  "I don't know about Brad Pitt," says Douglas, "leaving that beautiful woman [Jennifer Aniston] to go hold orphans for Angelina [Jolie].  I mean how long is that going to last?"

JESSICA REFUSES TO TALK TO NICK  —  Jessica Simpson has exploded over soon-to-be ex-husband Nick Lachey's womanizing — and she's vowed to never speak to him again, according to insiders.  —  Sources say the Dukes Of Hazzard hottie went ballistic after seeing photos of Nick out with a string …

BRIT PINCHES KEVIN'S PENNIES  —  March 13, 2006 — BRITNEY Spears has had it with the spend-happy ways of her hubby, Kevin Federline - nicknamed Kevin "Spenderline."  Insiders said Spears has put Federline, a wannabe rap star, on a budget.  "Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount …

You Oughta Know  —  CollegeHumor uncovers what over-the-hill actor Dave Coulier (of Full House and The Surreal Life) has been up to.  A couple weeks ago they posted two shots of Dave parting with girls half his age...  But it gets even funnier when College Humor writer Will Hettinger interview's Dave …

Charlize Theron is Single  —  Charlize Theron has split from Stuart Townsend after more than five years of dating.  They reportedly grew apart due to filming schedules which kept them away from one another for months at a time.  Speculation about the breakup has been strong since Theron claimed …

Anna Kournikova Attracts The Hunks  —  I'm not sure when these pictures of Anna Kournikova in Italy were taken but I want to introduce you to the two ugliest guys with the two ugliest hairdos of all time.  I didn't know people actually go out like this.  I thought it was just a skit on SNL.

Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen Kiss... For Real This Time  —  So, the last time I tried to get to the bottom of the whole "are they / aren't they" thing between Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen, I got so many contradicting reports I nearly had an aneurism.

Belinda Carlisle Wants Jessica Alba  —  Belinda Carlisle, lead singer of the once wildly popular all girl 80's band, The Go-Go's, is set to produce a feature film based on her life which she claims "will shock many".  Carlisle's issues with her fluctuating weight and drug addiction will provide …

Flavor of Love: The End of an Era!  —  So last night was the Finale of Flavor of Love.  Overall, I give it a 6 out of 10 stars.  The episode before was made of such joy that it was hard to top.  The episode opened with the Flava Flav, Hoopz and New York jetting off to Mexico.

Stone's 'Basic Instinct'?  'Disturbing' nudity  —  Plus, aging Long Island Lolita to bare all in men's magazine  —  Sharon Stone is not only doing a full-frontal nude scene in "Basic Instinct 2" - she says she also insisted that the footage should be "disturbing," "threatening" and "brazen."

Hit it, bitches  —  Ah.  ANTM is back.  Haaaay.  —  Jesus Christ, did I miss it.  As though terrified to mess with a good formula, the sixth cycle of the show is more like a refreshed weave than a drastically different hairstyle (I'm not calling, "Scripted!" but by now we've come …

What's That Smell?  —  It is so dreary, rainy and grey outside right now ... and I kinda love it.  I actually woke up to roaring thunder.  It's been a long time since we've had a thunderstorm around here.  I better enjoy it while I can ... the temps are supposed to soar into the high 60s and then drop again.

MTV's Man Behind the Series  —  Tony DiSanto stood in his sun-drenched corner office on the 23rd floor of MTV's headquarters in Times Square, staring intently at his supersize flat-screen television.  He was watching "The Andy Milonakis Show," an MTV2 series about the bizarre antics of Mr. Milonakis …

Kimberly Stewart is Disgusting  —  Rod Stewart's daughter, Paris Hilton's best friend and full time hideous monster, Kimberly Stewart, showed up at the W magazine Oscar Hollywood retreat house for a spa treatment.  When she sat down for a pedicure and took off her shoes, her feet smelled so bad the pedicurist would not do her pedicure.