Lindsay Lohan's sexy desperation  —  Lindsay Lohan is desperate to be more sexy.  —  The stunning 'Just My Luck' actress - who has been dogged by claims she is too thin - is trying to pile on the pounds so she can be curvier.  —  She revealed to America's New York Post newspaper …

Beyonce's Back In The Studio  —  Well, when she's not taking in the rays with Jay-Z. This time she's brought on board the Pussycat Dolls producer, Sean Garrett to help her come up with some catchy lyrics.  I would be amazed if she could top the catchiness of "Crazy In Love."

In public's eyes, Tom's less of a Top Gun  —  Ex-wife Nicole Kidman still loves him, or so she told the Ladies Home Journal.  —  But according to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll over the weekend when Mission: Impossible III opened to $47.7 million, about $12 million less than expected, the public has lost its loving feeling for Tom Cruise.

Natalie Portman Still Looks Good To Me  —  Blah blah blah... Natalie Portman looks like a 12-year-old boy.  Blah blah blah... The part in her hair makes her look ridiculous.  Blah blah blah... If you think she's sexy, you're probably a pedophile...  Say whatever you want.  I still think Natalie Portman looks great.

Britney Spears Has a Surprise For K-Fed  —  According to reports, Britney Spears may be planning a little surprise divorce party for K-Fed.  Spears and her family (minus K-Fed) met with a lawyer and divorce was mentioned.  A source says: … Despite being a tubby, pimply mess with a ruined career …

Petra Nemcova Is A Miracle Worker  —  At first Petra Nemcova made me want to have a threesome with Carrie Underwood, then she made sexual education with Dr Ruth into sexual pleasure with Dr.Ruth, and now she has done it again!  Whoever Petra stands next to, instantaneously becomes hot.

JULIA LAYS DOWN THE LAW!  —  Sobbing Julia Roberts — savaged by bad reviews of her Broadway play — has lashed out at husband Danny Moder, giving him a harsh ultimatum: "It's me or your job."  —  Sources say that Julia has found taking care of her 17-month-old twins, carrying …

denise richards & her sister...  good morning!  how is everyone?  oh don't you love it when a celebrity's sibling speaks out?  well denise richards younger sister is talking exclusively to STAR magazine this week about the whole messy sorted affair her sister has found herself in …

Charlie Sheen's Pimp is Talking  —  Days after Donna Jones, mother of Chloe Jones (a former Penthouse pet who was found dead in her home after going public with an affair with Sheen), announced that she was planning to hit Sheen with a wrongful death lawsuit, a pimp has come forward with more …

Victoria Beckham going on a Sienna holiday?  —  Victoria Beckham is planning a holiday with Sienna Miller.  —  The former Spice Girl was introduced to her new best friend by Elton John's partner David Furnish.  —  Victoria is reported to have cheekily introduced herself to the actress by saying …

Highway header!  —  Model hurt as she falls from moving bus in B'klyn  —  Glamorous model Tatyana Simanava nearly became a tragic fashion victim yesterday - stepping off the runway of a moving bus and tumbling out the door onto the Gowanus Expressway.  —  The Russian stunner hit the pavement …

Vince On Oprah  —  Vince has already started to promote The Break Up.  I feel like he is taking the early shift in promoting and Jen will start the circuit at the end of the month.  In fact, The Break Up website has been updated with pictures, games, clips and more.

Lindsay's mother is being sued for fraud.  —  Come here big boy, 5 dollars.  —  Music producers, Antonio Almeida and Mitchell Chait, allege they signed a three way contract with Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan with regards to Lindsay's music.  They said they recorded half of an album …

Lindsay Lohan is Happy To Be Here  —  Okay, here's the jewelry Who/What Ever & Sons sent me to wear tonight.  It's really great.  I love it.  It's really, really great.  So is their security guard who they hired to follow me around all night, and who I'll probably end up f**king later.  —  I. Hate.

Ryan Phillippe Beach … Ryan Phillippe, 31, took his wife Reese Witherspoon, 30, and son Deacon Phillippe, 2, to a Malbiu beach earlier this week.  Six-year-old daughter Ava Phillippe seemed to be MIA (school?).  More pictures in the gallery!  —  Categories: Celebrity Babies |  Reese Witherspoon |

Warhol Soup Can Painting Sells for $11.7M  —  An early iconoclastic work by Andy Warhol of a Campbell's soup can has sold for $11.7 million at auction.  —  The Christie's sale of postwar and contemporary art Tuesday night also saw spirited bidding for three other early Warhol works.

Brad Pitt to ditch Ocean's 13?  —  George Clooney is terrified Brad Pitt is planning to pull out of 'Ocean's 13'  —  Clooney - who is the main star of the latest instalment of the popular heist movies, as well as one of the producers - is reportedly furious with the 'Troy' actor …

Real Genius  —  That 70's Show's resident sour-puss scientologist Danny Masterson looks back in modesty on the confounding success of That 70's Show. … Thank you, Danny Masterson.  Thank you for all your genius comedy.  — (via newsday)