Suri: The Photo You Won't See in 'Vanity Fair'  —  We highly recommend you go buy your own copy of Vanity Fair; you will surely want to keep and frame the images within.  Here at Gawker, however, we've been fortunate enough to obtain an original shot of the Cruise family, one untouched by the photo-editors at VF.

Marcia Cross Is Pregnant  —  Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is expecting her first child with husband Tom Mahoney, PEOPLE has learned exclusively and the actress's rep confirms.  The baby is due in April.  —  Cross, 44, and Mahoney, 48, a stockbroker, got married in June after dating for more than a year.

Lindsay Lohan Upskirt: Real or Not - Is that the Firecrotch?  —  Okay, so I was debating whether or not to post this supposed picture of Lindsay Lohan's underwear-less shaved/waxed "Firecrotch" for a couple of reasons:  —  1) I'm really not sure it's real.  The picture in question looks very photoshopped.

'B'Day' girl seen as film's party pooper  —  Is Paramount Pictures worried that Beyoncé Knowles' heavy hype for her new album — released yesterday — is hurting promotional plans for the December blockbuster "Dreamgirls"?  —  A knowledgeable insider insisted yesterday that Beyoncé's album …

LOHAN GLUED TO HARRY  —  LINDSAY Lohan has a few trust issues when it comes to her man, Harry Morton.  One source says, "She flips out if any other girl is around him."  Another Lohan- watcher adds, "I was at a small party, and she was there with him and like four other girls, and she was really nasty to me.

Jessica and Nick Divvy Up  —  Jessica and Nick have finally come to an agreement on how to divide their assets.  Jessica didn't sign a prenup, so by California law Nick is entitled to half of their estimated worth of $36 million.  Nick was initially offered a crappy deal by Joe Simpson so he fought for more.

Lost's Mr. Eko Arrested in Hawaii  —  Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje was arrested for a traffic violation in Waikiki on Saturday, police tell the Associated Press.  —  The British actor, who plays Mr. Eko on the ABC series (which is filmed in Hawaii), was stopped for disobeying an officer and driving without a license.

Urban's lyrics suggest two kids with Kidman  —  Plus: Nick Lachey takes Vanessa Minnillo home to meet the folks  —  Nicole Kidman's rep insists that the star isn't pregnant, but Keith Urban fans are saying that lyrics on his new album suggest that he's expecting to have two children.

Jessica Dumped and Moved On  —  We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday.  We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love.  Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer …

Beyonce's 'B'Day' Is Nothing to Celebrate  —  Some things only take two weeks.  Growing a Chia Pet, for instance.  —  Crafting a career-defining pop album?  That usually takes a little longer.  —  Don't tell Beyonce, who celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday with the release of "B'Day …

Heather Locklear & David Spade Take a Break  —  Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their relationship, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.  —  "Heather is still going through a lot with Denise (Richards) and (estranged husband) Richie (Sambora)," the source says.

Gwen Stefani Launches a Line of Dolls  —  Gwen Stefani is invading Barbie territory.  —  The singer and fashion designer is launching a line of limited-edition "Love.  Angel.  Music.  Baby" dolls that will be dressed in the styles worn by Stefani and her Harajuku Girl dancers on her most recent tour, the Associated Press reports.

Justin Timberlake: Rolling Stone  —  Justin Timberlake's Wet Dream  —  The New King of Sex gets loose in the September 25th issue of Rolling Stone.  This cover's okay but Justin Timberlake will never out-sex his 2002 Rolling Stone cover.  What do you all think?  —  Miss this?

Jenny Shimizu Won't Stop Blabbing Angelina Jolie Sex Secrets  —  Apparently not satisfied with her years-long rants to anyone who will listen about her "deep relationship" and lesbian love affair with actress Angelina Jolie being yapped about the airwaves, the blatherings of actress Jenny Shimizu …

The Fire's Out  —  So, I guess today is Suri Holmes-Cruise day ... you better believe that I'll be picking up a copy of Vanity Fair magazine when I go out today (what better way to inspect the pictures with microscopic detail) but before any of that happens, let's get to the day's goss ...

Study: celebrities more narcissistic  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — In case anyone needed proof, a new study supports the widely held perception: Celebrities are more in love with themselves than the average person.  —  That's the conclusion drawn by Drew Pinsky and S. Mark Young of the University …

Kirsten Dunst Inspires Song  —  Who would have thunk?  British band Brinkman have written a tribute to Hollywood actress Kirsten Dunst as their first single. … Brinkman Pen Ode To Kirsten Dunst On Debut Single [AngryApe]  —  Written by Lauren Burch  —  (Image source)

INSTANT FIZZLE  —  WE'RE sure John Mayer had fun with Jessica Simpson while it lasted.  Last week, Us Weekly proclaimed they were dating.  People magazine even went so far as to quote a Simpson pal as saying they were "in love."  But Mayer has already dumped Simpson, because, insiders say …

Celebrities dissing Hip-Hop  —  From talentless fools like Kevin Federline to fading stars looking for new juice like Patrick Swayze, Hollywood seems to be all up in the rap industries sh*t these days.  Check out this interesting article that asks - Are Hollywood Wannabes Giving Hip-Hop Music a Bad Rap?

Drama between Beyoncé and Paramount?  —  Rumors are flying that Beyoncé Knowles has frustrated Paramount execs by creating so much buzz for her recently released solo album that they worry it will overshadow the release of their movie, "Dreamgirls," in which she has a starring role.