Tobey Maguire Is a Dad  —  Spider-Man star Tobey Maguire and his fiancée, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, welcomed the birth of their first child, a daughter, on Nov. 9 in Los Angeles, a source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "Let's just say this is truly the best time of my life …

Denise Richards won't be charged  —  RICHMOND, British Columbia - Police said Friday that Denise Richards won't face charges for throwing two laptop computers over a balcony in a tussle with paparazzi in western Canada.  —  The actress was accused of hurling two laptops from a balcony …

Lohan calls Hilton a four-letter word  —  LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan tossed a four-letter expletive at fellow Hollywood run-around Paris Hilton earlier this week.  —  In a video posted Thursday on YouTube.com, Lohan was captured leaving a Los Angeles hotel inside which Hilton had reportedly been partying.

The Fantastic IV  —  Hmmm ... there is a very interesting development in the Splitney Divorce Saga that has been developing all week long.  It seemed that Britney Spears was the one in complete control of every aspect of this conflict from the very get-go.  She was the one who shocked the world …

They'll 'do' it in Italy  —  Tom, Katie to tie knot at mountain castle  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  HOLY MATRIMONIO!  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expected to tie the knot in a medieval Italian castle late this week surrounded by celebrity pals, tight security and lots of secrecy.

Edward Scissorhands the Ballet?!  —  Edward Scissorhands the dance-musical will make its American debut in San Francisco tonight.  Matthew Bourne has reimagined Tim Burton's classic film for the stage.  The show was a minor hit in London and producers are hoping to bring it to Broadway.

MABBA  —  MADONNA is working with ABBA legends AGNETHA FALTSKOG and FRIDA LYNGSTAD on tracks for her new album.  —  Abba fan Madge is deep in discussions with the pair about recording together on her follow-up to No1 album Confessions On A Dance Floor.  —  And even though Agnetha has lived …

Jude Law's vain turn-off  —  Jude Law hates vain women.  —  The 'Breaking and Entering' star - who is currently dating international style icon Sienna Miller, who is rarely seen in public with a hair out of place or without make-up on - has confessed his biggest turn-off is women who spend "too long" on their looks.

GET OVER IT ALREADY  —  BRODY Jenner just can't hold on to a girl from Laguna.  After Jenner dropped two-season "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari for her nemesis, Lauren "L.C." Conrad, last month, Page Six reported he was getting freaky on the dance floor with a "hot blonde" wearing only a bra and thong.

Jagger's dad is dead at 93 of pneumonia  —  LONDON - The father of Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger died of pneumonia yesterday, a spokesman for the singer said.  He was 93.  —  Joe Jagger, a former schoolteacher, was admitted to a hospital in Kingston, Surrey, outside London …

One For Our Fans  —  Last night, Nick and Aaron Carter delighted their many fans by posing for pictures and signing autographs outside of Koi.  In the same spirit of giving back, we're posting these pix and video of the Carter Brothers, at the request of this X17 fan: … ENJOY!

K-Fed: Playing With Pennies  —  Kevin Federline is apparently already worried about life after Britney, at least money-wise.  The soon-to-be cash-strapped rapper was seen buying some briefs at a Wal-Mart in Maryland, and according to one report was staying at a "cheap" motel near Washington …

A Britney and Kevin Story  —  • What?  —  Last night outside of Hyde, a very inebriated woman told us a very compelling story about Britney and Kevin's relationship.  We have no idea where she got this story from or if it's even true, but we decided to let you guys decide for yourselves!

Lindsay Learns Her Lesson  —  Lindsay kept her mouth firmly shut (but her breasts barely covered) as she left Teddy's last night.  Escorted by a bodyguard and a lawyer, Lindsay made sure she'd have extra protection against any sudden outburst of her true feelings for Heiress Paris.

Anna Nicole seen as political handicap  —  NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) — Anna Nicole Smith has become an election-season liability for the Bahamian government, which has had to defend its decision to grant her permanent residency while the former reality TV star fights eviction from a secluded waterfront mansion.

SPLITTING POINT  —  SCARLETT Johansson may soon be seeking comfort from her old pal Woody Allen.  Sources tell Page Six the "Black Dahlia" star and her longtime boyfriend and co-star, Josh Hartnett, are close to calling it quits.  "They are on the rocks," said one source.