New BFF's?  —  Looks like Britney Spears' attempted transformation from 'trashy to classy' was short lived as she was spotted partying with Paris Hilton at Tryst Nightclub (the Wynn) and puffing away on those cancer sticks.  I think Kevin could totally use her friendship with Paris as grounds for custody of their two children.

"Kramer's" Racist Tirade — Caught on Tape  —  WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS PROFANE AND RACIAL  —  Michael Richards exploded in anger as he performed at a famous L.A. comedy club last Friday, hurling racial epithets that left the crowd gasping, and TMZ has obtained exclusive video of the ugly incident.

'Never-ending kiss' caps TomKat wedding  —  NEW YORK - The lavish weekend wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes bore many symbols of the singular 18-month relationship between the two stars.  —  The decorous, romantic setting of a 15th-century castle in Bracciano, Italy …

Lindsay Lohan's a loser  —  LAZY LOHAN was forced to cough up £20,000 at the weekend - after losing a bracelet she borrowed from a posh jeweller's.  —  The workshy star was slapped with the bill from Cartier when she "misplaced" the diamond-encrusted bangle after a week on the lash in London.

Jessica Simpson And John Mayer Reportedly Dating  —  Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - Jessica Simpson may have fired her publicist over previous rumors she was dating John Mayer, but now many speculate the rumors may have been true after all.  —  Jessica and Mayer are said to have been getting nice and cozy in top nightspots.

Jay-Z performs last of 7 concerts in day  —  ABOARD JAY-Z'S JET - Jay-Z celebrated his return to the game with a seemingly impossible trek: seven 30-minute concerts around the country in 24 hours.  He hit up Atlanta, Philadelphia, Washington, New York, Chicago and Los Angeles, and finished in Las Vegas early Sunday.

His open-closet policy  —  Perez Hilton presses online for gay celebs to come out.  He believes it's all for the best.  —  The white-hot center of the celebrity gossip world is currently a back table at a heavily trafficked Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Sunset Boulevard, just west of Fairfax.

Sweet housecoat, Federline  —  Kevin Federine has been laying not-so-low in Miami for the past few days.  This weekend he attended a Miami Heat game in a silly looking swacket (that's sweater-jacket for those of you who aren't in the habit of arbitrary combining words).

Tom Brings A Dude Along On His Honeymoon  —  Tom took his best man, senior Scientologist David Miscavige, 46, along on his honeymoon.  No. Really?  —  Mirror.co.uk reports: … Well, it's over.  Cleanse yourself of body thetans, and hope that Mr. and Mrs. Holmes hire a deprogrammer for Katie for Christmas.

STYLIST TURNS UP HER NOSE  —  DON'T expect stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe to be invited back to a Tom Ford party.  The former Gucci guru held an exclusive dinner Thursday night in L.A. at Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant Cut at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel for his new fragrance "Black Orchid," where a who's who of Hollywood showed up.

A New Low For "Breaking News?"  —  An e-mailer asks: "Could someone please kill MSNBC and their constant BREAKING NEWS about Tom & Katie's wedding?  They had a little graphic and live pic before just about EVERY commercial on Saturday."  —  Here's a sampling of five hours of "breaking news" …

Janet Jackson: Tour, yes.  Baby, no.  —  Contrary to a recent Internet rumor that Janet Jackson, 40, is expecting a baby with her longtime love, Jermaine Dupri, 34, and would not be touring next year to support her latest CD, 20 Y.O., a rep for the singer tells Us, "No, she is not pregnant and she is not canceling her tour."

Gillian Anderson Gives Birth to Baby Boy  —  Gillian Anderson gave birth to a baby boy on Nov. 1 in London, her manager Connie Freiberg confirms to PEOPLE.  —  This is Anderson's second child, her first with boyfriend businessman Mark Griffiths.  —  Oscar Griffiths was born three weeks early …

Wrestling With Miles Davis and His Demons  —  FIFTEEN years after his death Miles Davis has been enjoying a comeback tour.  A new marketing campaign, capitalizing on what would have been his 80th birthday earlier this year, has been touting Davis, the trumpeter, bandleader and jazz legend, as "the original icon of cool."

Pete Doherty arrested on drugs charges  —  For crack cocaine  —  Pete Doherty was arrested yesterday (November 18) for crack cocaine possession.  —  Police stopped the Babyshambles singer as he was driving a Jaguar at 8.20am in London's Bethnal Green district.

Hollywood Celebrates Skin & Bones  —  Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, along with a slew of other celebs who weren't invitled to TomKat's wedding, took some time out to appreciate some art.  Opening at MOCA, was Skin + Bones: Parallel Practices in Fashion and Architecture.