Just a li'l Brit missing  —  Britney Spears into her own personal mini-me?  —  Since filing for divorce from deadbeat hubby Kevin Federline, Brit has been spending an awful lot of time with the heir-head and some of Paris' trademarks seem to be rubbing off on the pop star - most recently, an aversion to underwear.

NELLY'S NO PLAYGIRL  —  There's not much we wouldn't do for half a million dollars.  —  But even this handsome sum wasn't enough to persuade Nelly Furtado to pose for Playboy - fully clothed.  —  The Maneater singer has turned down the chance to appear in the infamous men's mag, despite the generous cash offering.

Coming attractions  —  Zeta-Jones stands the heat for upcoming movie role  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones says she can barely boil eggs, but she plays a top chef in No Reservations, in theaters July 27.  —  "My husband said this is going to be a big stretch for me," she says with a laugh, referring to Michael Douglas' reaction.

EXCLUSIVE: CALUM LAID LO  —  SEX DEMANDS ARE TOO MUCH FOR BEST  —  HAS legendary Lothario Calum Best finally met his match in the form of Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan?  —  When the Love Island Romeo tried to leave her suite at London's Sanderson Hotel in the early hours of Tuesday morning …

Forget Driving With Your Baby on Your Lap, California Law Should Outlaw This!  —  Section 911, California Penal Code - Party girl Paris Hilton may not, under any circumstances, be left for even one second to care for a child of less 12 years-old.  —  Kidding!  — Isn't this a cute portrait of a family?

Paris and Britney Party Together AGAIN!  —  Britney and Paris hit the town togther again last night, looking more opposite than it seems two blondes could possibly look!  Britney wore her "Little Miss Sunshine" shirt for the third or fourth time this week (check her out Tuesday night and then on Wednesday) …

William and Harry to hold Diana concert at new Wembley  —  Princes William and Harry plan to stage a charity rock concert next year to commemorate their late mother - and it will be one of the first events held at the new Wembley Stadium.  —  The Mail on Sunday has learned that the live show …

HAIR TODAY . . .  FRIENDS of stylist Rachel Zoe are hitting back at Nicole Richie.  Last week, Richie leaked to Us Weekly that she was dumping her stylist of two years because she "wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences.  Nicole didn't trust Rachel anymore," according to a magazine source.

JoJo Defends Her Visit to Hyde  —  Fifteen-year-old singer JoJo, who caused a mini-scandal in October when she was spotted at L.A.'s Hyde Lounge, says her visit to the hot spot was totally innocent.  —  "I didn't know it was 21 and over," she told PEOPLE at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles.

Tori Test-Drives a Couch  —  Tori Spelling took a load off the other day and she and husband Dean McDermott shopped for furniture the other day.  Guess they won't be inheriting the sofa and dining set from Candy!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

Club heir-head busted on DWI  —  Renowned party boy Fabian Basabe - who made a name for himself after he was caught on camera dirty dancing with First Daughter Barbara Bush - is in trouble again.  —  Basabe was arrested on charges of drunken driving, driving without a license and running …

'80s Video Star Tawny Kitaen Faces Drug Charge  —  Actress Tawny Kitaen, best known for starring in Whitesnake videos and later for being a housemate on VH1's The Surreal Life, could face up to three years in prison after being charged with possessing 15 grams of cocaine.

No Click Necessary — Feast Your Eyes On This!  —  X17's gonna give it up on the first page ... check out Britney in all her glory:

Yeah but no but...meet my friend Kate  —  Decked out in cheap gold chains and a garish blue tracksuit top, Kate Moss was barley recognisable during her theatrical debut last night.  —  Away from the glamour of the catwalk, the supermodel embraced her role as the sister of Britain's favourite chav Vicky Pollard with apparent ease.

Dicaprio: 'Don't Bring Me Your Silly Problems'.  —  Dicaprio: 'Don't Bring Me Your Silly Problems'.  —  Don't hit TITANIC star LEONARDO DiCAPRIO with your problems - after spending six months filming in poverty-stricken Mozambique, he's not interested in hearing everyday whines.

Gwen Stefani Wants No Doubt Reunion  —  Gwen Stefani wants to put her solo career on hold next year and resume her role as the frontwoman of No Doubt.  The beauty has not made a No Doubt album since 2001's Rock Steady and subsequently rocketed to fame in her own right with the release of Love Angel Music Baby in 2004.