Britney — I Got My Life Back!!!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears will be leaving rehab this week, and she has made one of the most amazing turnarounds in celebrity memory.  —  Sources say Britney and soon-to-be ex Kevin Federline had an "amazing meeting" on Sunday.

Judge Says It's Time To Know — Who's the Daddy?  —  The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.  —  The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's.  Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well.

Janice Dickinson Banned from Fashion Shows  —  The self-proclaimed "World's 1st supermodel" transformed last night's Ed Hardy fashion show into a living hell for event organizers — and now we're told she's been banned from future L.A. Fashion Week runway shows!

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Firecrotch Again  —  Yesterday we saw some Lindsay Lohan side boob, thanks to an unbuttoned shirt, and today, well, it's some Lindsay Lohan pussy once again.  —  We already showed you pictures of Lindsay Lohan at Plumm nightclub in New York last week, but here a few more shots …

Halle Berry Says No More Marriages  —  Though she's been dating model Gabriel Aubry for more than a year, Halle Berry says she doesn't plan to walk down the aisle with him - or anybody.  —  "I will never, never get married again," the Oscar winner, 40, says in the April issue of InStyle.

Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson Together at Last  —  If you're a fan of the TV show Heroes, you know that the Peter Petrelli character has the ability to absorb the powers of other heroes, but that if he absorbs too many powers at once, he will explode in a nuclear reaction.

She's British, She Likes Tea  —  Like any other self-respecting bleeding heart, I think Victoria Beckham embodies an abundance of societal ills.  To me, she represents everything from materialism to narcissism to crippling self-consciousness.  —  Thus, with all that as fodder, why is anyone calling her out for this:

Drunken depressed dishelved Vince Vaughn disturbs diners  —  Vince Vaughn was out at a Japanese restaurant recently looking his normal dishelved mess.  He was pounding saki and talking loudly about how lousy his life was and how he can't score with women.  He was flailing his arms around …

Shanna Moakler Back With Travis Barker  —  Shanna Moakler has reunited with her rocker husband Travis Barker, she tells PEOPLE exclusively, but denies rumors she's pregnant.  —  "While I hope one day to have more children with Travis, I am not pregnant," says the former Dancing with the Stars contestant.

Snoop Dogg is Fashion Forward  —  SHOWER CAPS?  FO' SHIZZLE!  —  Rapper Snoop Dogg and wife Shante Broadus show off their fashion forwardness donning most interesting head gear as they arrive at Gotel Scribe in Paris, Fracce on Tuesday morning.  —  Could Snoop Dogg be sporting the latest fashion trend in Hollywood?

Suri is Walking!  —  Tom and Katie have lots to be proud of their kids for this week.  The couple was there to root for both Connor and Isabella at their basketball games over the weekend and then cheer on Suri as she took some steps.  We love how she's totally making a break for it.

Keanu Reeves Crashes into Paparazzo  —  TMZ has learned that actor Keanu Reeves was involved in an injury traffic collision with a paparazzo in Southern California yesterday.  —  According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, "Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb …

Pamela Anderson: I'm Better Off Being Single  —  Confessing that she's been through a "rough month," Pamela Anderson says she intends to remain a single mom for the sake of her two sons.  —  "I've tried to remarry - move on - like any other single mom I've tried to create a healthy example …

Jolie 'Wanted' for Universal film  —  Actress to star with Freeman, McAvoy  —  Universal Pictures has set Angelina Jolie to star alongside James McAvoy and Morgan Freeman in "Wanted," an action film based on a graphic novel that Timur Bekmambetov will direct.

Justin Timberlake a Gentleman When It Comes to Britney  —  When it comes to talking about his exes, Justin Timberlake is a model of diplomacy.  —  Asked what he thinks about Britney Spears's recent ups and downs, the singer, 26, demurs, telling Details in its April issue, "We had our thing, and it's over."

Heather Mills Makes Graceful Dancing Debut  —  Heather Mills proved a prosthetic leg can't slow her down on Monday's Dancing With the Stars premiere, in which she gracefully performed the foxtrot with partner Jonathan Roberts.  —  In case any viewers didn't know Mills's story …

Robbie Williams Might Be Getting Sued For Nazi Reference  —  Hot ass mess (with the emphasis on "hot", cause whoa momma, something about the guy, he looks like a sexy Boston terrier) Robbie Williams might be getting sued by the rehab he was staying at .  Apparently they didn't love it when he compared the joint to Bergen-Belsen.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are Fakers  —  First things first.  If you ever thought there was anything real about reality television, let me tell you a secret: There isn't.  And if you ever thought there was anything real about Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, let me tell you another secret: You're retarded.