Lauren Conrad: There's No Sex Tape!  —  The Hills star Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex tape with ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler.  Conrad confirms to Usmagazine.com that "There is no sex tape that exists."  —  The statement comes in response to recent reports online …

Clooney Trades Limoncello for Lemonade  —  RECOMMENDED (1)  —  When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade and hope for the best.  When life hands you lemons in Tobaccoville, North Carolina, you make lemonade and hope for George Clooney.  —  Which is exactly what one group of enterprising kids got.

The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole  —  We've obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.  According to a source, problems plagued the set.  Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi.

Jennifer Lopez: I Could Never Be a Size Zero  —  Jennifer Lopez says she's been a steady size six for the past decade - and that you'll never see her looking like a waif.  —  "I couldn't ever be a size zero," she tells the British edition of Elle in its May issue.

Reese and Jake - All But Confirmed  —  Rumors have been flying about Reese and Jake ever since we saw these pics of the two looking a little flirty on the set of Rendition last year.  Yesterday our poll showed that you are just as excited about this pairing as we are.  Now more details have emerged.

POP TARTS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE STRESSED OVER SEX SCENE WITH CHRISTINA RICCI  —  While Justin Timberlake is proud to perform as a pop prince, the singer was shy about his ability to bring "SexyBack" to the bedroom ... at least on camera.  —  In an interview with GQ magazine …

Uma Thurman is at the Beach  —  It's always good when pictures of a hot A-list actress on the beach frolicking in a bikini show up online, but in the meantime, here's Uma Thurman.  Sorry.  The only good thing about these pictures is that I never knew her boobs were that big.

He has a need for speed  —  LONG BEACH, Calif. — At age 62, his force remains strong.  —  Training for his second go-around in Toyota's Pro/Celebrity Race, Star Wars creator George Lucas climbed behind the wheel of a silver Scion tC on Tuesday and reached speeds of up to 112 mph.

MORE FACE TIME  —  LINDSAY Lohan has another modeling contract - this time for Jill Stuart.  Lohan was signed to be the face of Stuart's new couture line that will debut in the fall after the success of her Miu Miu campaign earlier this year.  The much-in-the-news singer/actress will shoot …

Scarlett Johansson: Not Looking for Love  —  Scarlett Johansson has partied with Justin Timberlake, but she is mum on relationship rumors about the pair.  —  "We live in a world today where if two people are single - and one's a guy and one's a girl and they're both famous …

Complete Hypocrisy  —  Paris Hilton called someone else a "whore."  —  *crickets* … I know she was joking, but still...

Celebrities Smoking Joints  —  Celebrities love their weed!  And they've been really high lately.  We've put together a little montage stars smoking joints!...  Kelly Clarkson, Aaron Carter, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Aniston, Woody, Goldie Hawn, Jesse Metcalfe, Steve-O, George Michael are all... Celebrity Potheads!

For the Edwards Kids, It's Time for Stump School  —  Two political insiders have joined John and Elizabeth Edwards on the campaign trail this week: Emma Claire, 8, and Jack, 6.  The kids are on spring break, but this fall they'll get a tutor and hit the road.  —  "They love it," said Jennifer Palmieri, a campaign aide.

Fergie Headed for an Oscar!!!  Someday...  Fergie is back in LA and back to her strict training regimen, power juice fanny pack and all!  That's the Fergie Fergs I love!  Who am I kidding, I even love TMI Fergie.  Only, a little bit less.  —  I'm especially excited to meet Stacy Ferguson, distinguished actress.

There Will Be No "Black Snake Moon"  —  Well, then why the heck should I go see it, I ask you?  It seems that Timberlake's bare bottom was originally to be shown during his love scenes with co-star Christina Ricci, but the pop singer requested that shots of his nekkid hiney be removed from the movie.

Jordan Is Quite Pregnant  —  Jordan (she will never be Katie Price to me) does not do well as a blonde.  Especially as an overly tanned pregnant blonde.  At least she can sleep easy knowing that she was voted British Celebrity Mum of the Year.  Although, I'm not sure if I can sleep easily knowing that.