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4:03 AM ET, April 11, 2007

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CNN:
After DNA test, Birkhead ruled Smith's baby's dad … NASSAU, Bahamas (CNN) — Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn, a Bahamian judge ruled Tuesday.  —  "I told you so," Birkhead said outside the court.  —  Crowds applauded in front of the courthouse as Birkhead …
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TMZ.com:
Larry to Dannielynn — Say Hi to Daddy  —  Larry Birkhead is the father.  He just announced to the world, "I told you so."  The DNA results were unveiled inside and it's a DNA match for Birkhead and Dannielynn.  —  story developing
Jessica Robertson / Associated Press:
DNA shows Birkhead is baby's father  —  NASSAU, Bahamas - DNA tests prove it: Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's million-dollar baby.  —  "I told you so!" the late Playboy Playmate's former boyfriend said Tuesday upon emerging from a closed court hearing.
TMZ.com:
Birkhead the Dad, DNA Expert Says  —  An emotional Larry Birkhead thanked the crowd after Dr. Michael Baird released the DNA results to the judge.  The probability of paternity is 99.9999%.  Baird said, "essentially he is the biological father."
Discussion: The Evil Beet and CelebNewsWire
TMZ.com:
I'm Gonna See My Baby Tonight!!!  —  Larry Birkhead told TMZ he plans to contact Howard K. Stern in the next hour and take him up on his offer made during the news conference to see Dannielynn — and he'd like to see her this evening.  —  Ron Rale, Howard's longtime friend/lawyer, says …
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
DNA Test: Birkhead Is Dannielynn's Father  —  According to DNA test results revealed Tuesday, Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's 7-month-old daughter Dannielynn.  —  "I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so," Birkhead, 34, said during a press conference outside the Bahamas courthouse.
Jeff Truesdell / People.com:
Girls Gone Wild Founder Joe Francis Arrested  —  Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was arrested Tuesday in Florida, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  The U.S. Marshal's Office in Panama City, Fla., tells PEOPLE that Francis, 34, was arrested at 6:30 a.m. at the Panama City airport on a warrant seeking …
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TMZ.com:
"Girls Gone Wild" Creator Arrested at Airport  —  Joe Francis was arrested this morning at the Panama City airport TMZ has confirmed, as first reported by PEOPLE.  —  Francis was reportedly on his way to voluntarily turn himself in, but he was recognized by airport police and arrested there before he reached the Marshal's Office.
Trent / Pink Is The New Blog:   DNA Day  —  Well ... the day that we've all been waiting for is finally here.
Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jessica & Scarlett's Man Swap  —  Pals Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson are sharing the love — by hooking up with each other's former flings.  —  On April 8, Johansson, 22, drew stares at NYC's Carlyle hotel, where she dined with actor Ryan Reynolds and three others.
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Phil / Egotastic!:
Unfortunate Charlotte Church Bikini Pictures  —  It's no secret that I'm a fan of celebrity bikini pictures.  Lately, however, I'm not such a big fan.  From Courtney Love's disgusting liposuctioned bikini, to Tara Reid's ill-fitting bikini, it seems like celebrities these days aren't taking this hallowed institution seriously.
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The Superficial:
Charlotte Church is a tank  —  I know Charlotte Church is pregnant, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension.  If she puts on any more weight my brain won't even register that she's a person anymore.  It'll just be, "Hey, why is that car wearing a bikini?"
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Mandy Moore Calls Herself 'Mediocre' Singer, Actress  —  Mandy Moore is her own harshest critic.  —  Asked in Elle magazine's May "Green Issue" if she considers herself a better singer or actress, she says: "I'm mediocre at both.  I'm not trying to come across as self-deprecating.  I'm just being honest."
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:   Mandy Moore: I Was the Young, Untalented One
Phil / Egotastic!:
Mischa Barton Enters Wet T-Shirt Contest, Loses  —  So what's Mischa Barton been up to lately?  Apparently, she's been entering Wet T-Shirt Contests, or at least that's what it looked like when she went to dinner at Mr. Chow restaurant in L.A. I'm not actually sure if she really is wearing a wet t-shirt …
Discussion: celebrity nation
Monica Rizzo / People.com:
Dancing with the Stars Host Samantha Harris Expecting a Baby  —  Dancing with the Stars host Samantha Harris is expecting a baby, she tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Harris says she decided to reveal the good news after many people started wondering if she'd gotten plastic surgery.
Queerty:
Pete Wentz Thinks Your Penis Looks Funny  —  Pete Wentz has developed quite a gay following.  And for good reason.  Fall Out Boy's bassist recently admitted to getting down with the fellas, but only a bit of a snog.  No dick action, unfortunately.  Make no mistake, he'll readily admit another man's attractive.
Discussion: Advocate and Dlisted
Michael K / Dlisted:
Marriage is Punishment Enough  —  Elizabeth Hurley's in-laws have already disowned her for being a straight-up bitch, but now she may go to jail!  HOT!  A man who has never met Elizabeth or her husband, Arun Nayer, has filed charges against them claiming they broke Hindu laws.
Discussion: Starpulse and Blowing Smoke
Ken Lee / People.com:
Snoop Dogg Faces Felony Gun and Drug Charges  —  Snoop Dogg was charged Tuesday with felony gun and marijuana charges, the Los Angeles County District Attorney announced.  —  The 35-year-old rapper, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, faces up to four years in state prison if convicted.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Real Boobs?  —  Halle Berry's personality irks my ass, but I have to say she has one of the hottest bodies around.  Some say she's overrated, but I think she's pretty perfect.  Her breasts alone are pretty hot and I don't even play with those kinds of balls.  They're real, right?
 
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