Sister to Judas  —  See what freshly unbastardized Dannielynn has to look forward to?  Vampires in her bloodline that will stop at nothing to profit from her mother's somewhat offensive—and oftentimes embarrassing—fame.  Yay!  —  Here's Anna Nicole's sister striking while the iron's hot …

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Go Out For Some Steak  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were spotted leaving Mastro's Steakhouse, a place they are very familiar with.  I am not sure about the mood in these pictures.  Perhaps it's because they were completely surrounded by photographers.

Rachel & Ryan: Getting Hitched?  —  Are Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling setting up some secret nuptials?  —  A source close to McAdams tells Us Weekly, "They're madly in love and plan on getting married this year."  —  But the couple "want to avoid the press.

Jennifer Lopez is Awesome at Marriage  —  Less than three years after their wedding, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have reportedly separated after several huge arguments and the fact that Anthony is allegedly controlling and suffocating Lopez.  New York Daily News reports:

Hayden Panettiere: Breast Licker  —  Hayden Panettiere may not like being called Lindsay Lohan, but it seems she doesn't mind acting like her.  I'm not sure when this picture was taken, but as far as I can tell, that is Hayden Panettiere licking the breast of another girl.  I figured that out because I have eyes.

Travis Barker: Why Shanna & I Got Back Together  —  After a bitter breakup over the summer, Shanna Moakler told PEOPLE in March that she and estranged husband Travis Barker were back together.  And now Barker has opened up about why they decided to give their marriage a second chance.

"Idol" Finalist Sex Tape — "Nastiest I've Ever Seen"  —  Olivia Mojica, a top 24 contestant on Season Two of "American Idol," has a sex tape that will be released soon, sources tell TMZ.  —  We're told the tape is "very explicit" and features 40 minutes of "smoking hot sex."

JT is Giving Mixed Messages  —  Justin Timberlake recently said that he was far removed from the Britney situation, but now it's a different story.  During press for Shrek 3 ( he plays the prince) Justin said that he called Brit while she was in rehab.

Actor Will Plead Guilty to Manslaughter  —  TMZ has learned former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison will plead guilty to manslaughter.  —  Garrison, who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter in connection with the death of a Beverly Hills high school student last December …

Federal Tax Rap for "Girls Gone Wild" Boss  —  IRS: Joe Francis caught in $20 million corporate evasion scheme  —  Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" founder, was indicted today on federal tax evasion charges for illegally deducting more than $20 million in phony business expenses from his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns.

First Look at Get Smart!  —  Source: Warner Bros.  Pictures  —  Filming has begun on Warner Bros.  Pictures' and Village Roadshow Pictures' comedy Get Smart, starring Steve Carell (The 40-Year-Old Virgin) and Anne Hathaway (The Devil Wears Prada).  The announcement was made today by Jeff Robinov …

Madonna's Getting In On The Green Fun  —  Lately we've been hearing a lot about Madonna the fashion designer, but it looks like she's ready to put her singing cap (and dancing shoes) back on.  Madge has signed on to take part in Al Gore's Live Earth concert, along with a ton of the hottest acts in the music industry.

FANTASIA MADE HER "COLOR PURPLE" DEBUT ON BROADWAY LAST NIGHT  —  Fantasia debuted on stage as the character Celie in The Color Purple at the Broadway Theater in New York City last night.  Celie's big final song "I'm Here" has brought studio audiences to tears both on Fantasia's career …

I am - Paris Hilton and Her New Boyfriend of the Day  —  I read somewhere that Paris Hilton sues websites that say she has herpes.  I want to get sued by Paris Hilton because it will give me something to do with myself, a purpose.  So here are pictures of Paris and some punk she gave herpes.

Britney Snorts Her Way To Calm ...  HOT LINKS : Britney Spears  —  A recovering Britney is looking for a more natural high these days, visiting L'Occitane in Malibu for some yummy smelling aromatherapy products.  She was in good spirits during her visit just an hour ago and X17 brings you the pix first!

Fraser returns for 'Mummy 3'  —  Weisz leaving lucrative franchise  —  Brendan Fraser has closed a rich deal to return in "The Mummy 3," but Rachel Weisz is not coming back.  —  Rob Cohen will direct the pic, which is expected to begin production late in the summer.

Adriana Lima Is Human After All  —  May God, my readers, and all the human race forgive me for what I'm about to write....  Adriana Lima doesn't look all that great in these pics.  There, I said it.  That sentence alone may get me stoned to death by an angry mob, or sent to hell when I die, but I need to continue.

Julia Saves The World One Grocery Bag At A Time  —  Julia was showing her baby bump when filming Fireflies in the Garden in Texas this week.  Obviously her character is also pregnant in the film.  We've told you about how Orlando, Leo and Madonna are making contributions to the environment …

A BOOZING KATIE COURIC COLLAPSES...  hey hey!  here's the latest cover of national enquirer which is all about katie couric's drama - from everything i've heard or read over the past few months she should've stayed at NBC...things over at CBS seem to be falling apart for ms. couric! …

Justin Timberlake Working With Someone Whose Ego Is Matching His Own Recently Inflated One  —  JT is writing songs for Madge .  The pop-loving little girl inside me is jumping around and excited and wondering if this means she'll also be working with Timbaland and ohmygod and wtf and lol and brb and did you meet him on Facebook?