"Idol" Reject Is Trying to Screw the Show  —  Paris Bennett votes for Sanjaya Malakar — and she hopes it'll take down "American Idol."  —  Last season's petite powerhouse phoned into the "Tone E Fly Morning Show" in Minneapolis today, and called "Idol" "a joke," and said she and a few …

Diamond, Spielberg top Forbes celebrity divorce list  —  LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The bigger they are, the harder they fall — especially in the world of celebrity divorce.  —  Basketball great Michael Jordan, singer-songwriter Neil Diamond and Oscar-winning director Steven Spielberg top …

Sir Philip's junkie protegee  —  All the scabrous signs of his drug-based decadence were on show: weeping sores, bleeding nostrils, cracked lips.  Pete Doherty almost had to prise open his mouth to sing.  —  The junkie rocker, frontman of the aptly named Babyshambles, was doing a gig at the Hackney Empire, East London.

FROM THE "PANACHE VAULT," SKY VILLA PRESENTS: 'SCANDAL SHEET' by our "Shadow Unit."  —  MILLIONAIRE DIRECTOR ARRESTED (AS PROSTITUTE IN DRAG)  —  Rapper/actor Ice Cube has good instincts, he knew something wasn't quite right with his "XXX: State Of The Union," director, Lee Tamahori …

Ricci scores date with 'Speed'  —  Christina Ricci is joining Larry and Andy Wachowski's live-action adaptation of the 1960s cartoon "Speed Racer" for Warner Bros.  Pictures and producer Joel Silver.  —  Emile Hirsch, Susan Sarandon and John Goodman already have boarded the high-octane project …

Gwen Stefani: 'I've Always Been on a Diet'  —  You can excuse a girl a bit of vanity - even Gwen Stefani.  "If you had paparazzi outside your house, you'd make sure you looked good, too," the singer and fashion designer tells Harper's Bazaar in its May issue.

Britney Should Give Her Boots the Boot  —  Is Britney Spears the new Linus?  —  The Peanuts character had his blanket, and it seems Brit has her security boots.  —  Spears, 25, appears unable to part with her $170, Kenneth Cole boots - no matter how bizarre the frumpy footwear looks with her outfit.

MEL'S HELL  —  DNA TEST DONE AFTER TEN DAYS  —  SHE was devastated when Eddie Murphy failed to get in touch after she gave birth.  —  Now a heartbroken Mel B has been reduced to tears after being forced to take DNA from her 10-day-old baby girl, Fortuna Daphne Bay, to prove he is the father.

Virgie & Larry to Meet Privately Tomorrow?  —  No lawyers, no press, no problem?  —  In a shocking announcement to the media, Virgie Arthur's lawyer, John O'Quinn, told reporters that Dannielynn's grandmother will meet privately with Larry Birkhead tomorrow, without any legal firepower in the room …

Lindsay Lohan Says She's Not Dating Kevin Federline  —  Lindsay Lohan is denying press reports suggesting she and Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel.  New tabloid reports claim Federline spent the night …

Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis Charged with Bribery  —  Joe Francis is having a bad week.  —  Jailed in Florida for criminal contempt on Tuesday and indicted in Reno for tax evasion on Wednesday, the Girls Gone Wild creator has now been charged with bribing a jail guard for a bottle of water …

Alessandra Ambrosio is the Answer  —  Besides "Hot Damn!", what can you really say about Alessandra Ambrosio that hasn't already been said?  It's kind of obvious that she's damn near perfect, so I'll just let these pictures do most of the talking.  —  I just hope the leaders of the world …

A Spoonful Of Sugar  —  Is it me or does it seem like Britney Spears has lost her home?  Has the poor dear been evicted or something?  She spends every single day out on the streets of LA. What gives?  Brit is my girl, I love her to death ... I am glad that she's looking so well at least:

Debra's Just Getting Started  —  We haven't seen much of Debra Messing since her lovably quirky Will & Grace days.  Apparently she's been spending time in NYC with her husband and son (and shopping for jewelry by the looks of it) - but she'll be back on the small screen soon.

Urban Cowgirl Goes Shopping  —  Britney is once again out and about getting her shop on.  And, because of the sunglasses/hat combo, I'm going to have to refer to this as a "costume," as opposed to an "outfit."  But, as goofy as she looks, sniffing some sticks right near …

Shyamali Malakar Hooters Pic Number Two  —  Shyamali Malakar couldn't have unleashed this latest Hooters pic at a better time — while little bro Sanjaya rallies on another week in the American Idol competition, the publicity generated from this photograph could be enough to get Sanjaya voted into the top three!

Seriously, Let's Make It Last Call for This Guy  —  Carson Daly, whose weight loss actually makes him look creepy, has—to my dismay—been hosting his subpar, submidnight program, Last Call, for a full five years.  —  To commemorate this landmark, last night Carson threw a party and invited …