Wills and Kate split  —  PRINCE William's romance with Kate Middleton was doomed when he decided to put Army life first, pals claimed last night.  —  Last month the pair seemed happier than ever as they skied down a Swiss mountain together, stopping only to kiss and hold each other close.

X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Sets The Record Straight!  - Part 1  —  So here's the rest of the story, that you've all been waiting for.  We posted Britney's rant against the media, her management, and rehab last night and we've got the rest of the video for you today, in three more installments.

Stern sues Anna Nicole Smith's mother's lawyer … (CNN) — Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's attorney and partner, filed a defamation lawsuit Friday against the lawyer for Smith's mother.  —  The suit, filed in federal court in West Palm Beach, Florida, alleges John O'Quinn …

America Ferrera: I'll Never Be Anorexic  —  Ugly Betty star America Ferrera is known for her curvaceous figure, after all, she was the lead in 2002's Real Women Have Curves.  While her weight may fluctuate from time to time, Ferrera says she'll never succumb to the pressure to be a Hollywood waif.

We Interrupt Our Britney Coverage to Bring You These Pictures of Brad Pitt  —  With adorable daughter Zahara!  Cool dad Brad was in Hollywood Saturday to pick up an ice cream cake (while Angie waited in the car) for their ever-expanding brood.  Hey, where's that priveledged "blob", Shiloh?

FORMER hooker Heather Mills McCartney once enjoyed a sex-for-cash foursome with an Arab prince and TV actress at the centre of the BAE slush fund scandal.  —  Party fixer Ros Ashley (right, with Heather) has revealed shocking details of the orgy when the tramp who became a Lady …

'Tiny Bubbles' singer Don Ho dies at 76  —  HONOLULU - Legendary crooner Don Ho, who entertained tourists for decades wearing raspberry-tinted sunglasses and singing the catchy signature tune "Tiny Bubbles," has died.  He was 76.  —  He died Saturday morning of heart failure, publicist Donna Jung said.

The Reinvention of Britney  —  Britney Spears may be a [stupid] simple girl, but she's not as stupid as she seems.  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the troubled mother of two has re-hired her former publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick of BWR Public Relations.

Jake Gyllenhaal Listens Well  —  Jakey G shopped at Whole Foods while chatting on the phone.  After picking up the basics he so graciously listened to some consumer advocate campaigner from CALPIRG.  Looks like Jake is back to his favorite undershirt look.

Celeb Crossings  —  I found myself in front of The Scientology Celebrity Center today here in Los Angeles.  It's actually a beautiful building with a very large imposing gate around it.  There are all kinds of sci-fi looking security cameras monitoring the immaculately cared for grounds.

EXCLUSIVE: Plans For World's First Harry Potter Theme Park At Universal Studios  —  I'm told that Universal Studios Florida is finalizing terms to bring a type of "Harry Potter World" to its Orlando resort.  It would be located at a previously unused area of the theme park.

Actor Barry Nelson dies at 89  —  LOS ANGELES - Barry Nelson, an MGM contract player during the 1940s who later had a prolific theater career and was the first actor to play James Bond on screen, has died.  He was 89.  —  Nelson died on April 7 while traveling in Bucks County, Pa., his wife, Nansi Nelson, said Friday.

Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley In On-Screen Sex Threesome?  —  Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley will set screens alight when they film a steamy threesome for their new movie Best Time Of Our Lives, according to reports.  —  The film, about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, will see Lohan portray …