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Jason Wahler's Shocking Gun Photos  —  Usmagazine.com has obtained disturbing photos of former Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler engaged in what sources say was a dangerous game of Russian Roulette.  —  The pictures, which were taken last summer, show the 20-year-old and his friend, rapper Jay 211 …

Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage Does SNL  —  As much as I hate SNL, there was reason to watch the opening this past weekend.  And that reason was Scarlett Johansson's boobs jiggling for 3 minutes while doing a spoof of American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar.  Sure the skit sucked like most of them do …

Madonna Leaves Malawi with the Kids  —  Madonna wrapped up her six-day trip to Malawi on Sunday, jetting off with her daughter Lourdes and 1-year-old son David, whom she's in the process of adopting.  —  The pop star spent time in the country working on projects for her charity, Raising Malawi …

EVIL PARENTS TORTURED CHEVY  —  CHEVY Chase has made us laugh since his first routines on "Saturday Night Live" in 1975, but behind the clownish façade are horrific memories of a childhood of beatings and psychological torture by a mentally ill mom and twisted stepdad.

SPIDEY'S BIG PRODUCTION BITE  —  "SPIDER-Man 3" will be the most expensive movie ever made when it opens May 4.  While industry insiders claim Sony Pictures spent $350 million on production alone, Hollywood reporter Kim Masters reports in Radar magazine that the total bill …

J. Lo available for parties — for $2 million  —  Plus, Timberlake may be bringin' 'SexyBack' but still can't figure out women  —  Jennifer Lopez is hot — in Russia.  —  The diva, whose career has cooled a bit in the U.S. — is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a 30th birthday party …

Warming plea steams Rove  —  The smoke is still clearing from the ideological bomb that exploded at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Association dinner when GOP overlord Karl Rove faced off with showbiz ecowarriors Sheryl Crow and Laurie David.  —  David, the wife of churlish …

New Adorable TomKat and Suri Cruise Pictures From Grier Henchy's Birthday  —  Suri Cruise looked SO cute yesterday at Brooke Shield's daughter Grier Henchy's birthday party!  TomKat look good as well.  And that's one heck of a wrapping job they did on the present.

MCG'S WIFE KEPT HIS SECRET  —  LEARNED EARLY, BUT 'LET IT SLIDE'  —  She knew.  —  Despite claims to the contrary, Dina Matos McGreevey knew former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey was gay long before he announced it to the world - perhaps even before the now-estranged couple's marriage in 2000, The Post has learned.

Val Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay  —  It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!  —  At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.  —  The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street.

Amy Winehouse's Bra Gets the Mail  —  Here we have British popstar, Amy Winehouse, getting the mail.  In her bra.  I'm not sure when this sort of thing became the norm, but I definitely can't remember the last time a girl in my neighbourhood answered the door nearly topless.  And trust me, I've been looking.

SIMILAR TASTES  —  FOR hard rocker Tommy Lee, sharing Pamela Anderson with Kid Rock wasn't enough.  Spies at the Victoria's Secret party at Tao Beach in Las Vegas the other night said Lee was vying for Rock's Danish vixen, May Anderson, all night.  "He was desperately trying to talk to May," said one onlooker.

Celine & Elvis' "Idol" Duet from the Grave  —  "American Idol" will raise the dead on Wednesday and feature a performance with Celine Dion and ... Elvis Presley?!  —  While "A.I." teased their "Idol Gives Back" charity benefit by revealing that "two of the biggest stars in musical history come together …

Christian Slater really likes his new girlfriend  —  Or at least it appears that way.  I mean is just me or does he look like he has something in his swim trunks?

Madonna Keeps Baby David from African Dad  —  Madonna wouldn't let her adopted baby David see his biological father on Saturday, even though she'd reportedly agreed to a meeting.  —  A source at the Home of Hope orphanage in Malawi, where Madonna first met David, tells People that David's dad …

Jennifer Lopez Paid $1.2 Million for 40-Minute Concert  —  Talk about an expensive birthday present: A Russian billionaire forked over $2 million for Jennifer Lopez to perform at a joint birthday party for himself and his wife Saturday night, sources tell PEOPLE.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH wife of a radio personality is so paranoid and stingy, she padlocks the fridge to keep the help from stealing food? . . .  WHICH club invited "a cute Puerto Rican guy" to come in off the street to join the weekly gay-night party?  The coat check was left unattended …

"Son of Hollywood" Star Allegedly a Son of a Bitch  —  TMZ has learned Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart, was involved in a serious altercation over the weekend, and he is under investigation for assault with a deadly weapon.  —  Stewart, who stars in A&E's reality show "Sons of Hollywood …

Lindsay Lohan Rockin' the Bikini in Allure  —  We all know that one of Lindsay Lohan's few talents is that she looks damn good in a bikini.  What her other talents are, I can't discuss for fear of litigation.  Thankfully, Allure magazine published one hell of a Lindsay Lohan bikini picture …