Britney Spears performing at House of Blues next week  —  You heard it here first.  Britney Spears' much anticipated comeback might begin earlier than suspected-as in next week.  A loyal Celebslam reader tipped me off that Britney is scheduled to perform next Wednesday at the Anaheim House of Blues under the band name M+M's.

Cops: Sandra Bullock Watches as Hubby Attacked!  —  Police sources tell TMZ that a woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed Sandra's husband, motorcycle mogul Jesse James, during a frightening attack at the couple's Orange County home late Sunday night.

Jolie 'emaciated and exhausted'  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has a "deadly disease", an influential major showbiz newspaper is claiming.  —  The actress and campaigner for child poverty has sparked concern recently with a massive plunge in weight.  —  She appeared overnight …

Birkhead's Bahamian Exit Blocked  —  TMZ has learned Virgie Arthur has filed an appeal, attempting to block Larry Birkhead's ability to take baby Dannielynn to the U.S.  —  Arthur has objected to a judge's ruling allowing Birkhead to take his little girl to the States …

David hits the peroxide bottle for a copycat Posh look  —  He's been accused by tough guy ex-footballer Vinnie Jones of moving to the US to hold his wife Posh's handbags - and now David Beckham has decided to copy his wife's blonde crop for a startling blonde look of his own.

Tyra Banks Pays $120 Brunch Tab After Mix-Up  —  Tyra Banks finally paid a brunch bill Thursday after mistakenly leaving a Manhattan eatery without settling the check last weekend.  —  On Saturday, the supermodel ate at the Brooklyn Diner with music mogul Russell Simmons and his children …

Some star-studded cop dramas  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  You want to see celebs?  Head to Central Booking.  Seldom have we seen a week with more boldface names on police blotters.  —  People are wondering what's up between Sean Penn and Eve after the actor showed up at close …

Where Are Britney Spears' Breasts Going?  —  Britney Spears is heading in one direction, but if you look closely, it appears as though her breasts are going in another direction altogether.  —  There is absolutely no reason for Britney Spears to not be wearing a bra, and I'm pretty sure …

Carmen Electra FHM Magazine Pictures  —  My love/hate relationship with Carmen Electra continues.  And today, after viewing the latest Russian FHM magazine with her in it, I'm back to loving her again!  She looks damn hot in these pictures!  So hot that I feel the sudden urge …

Katie Gets to Making Mad Money  —  After months (months!) of planning, Katie is finally hard at work on her next big project, Mad Money.  She looks happy, which is a good thing, whether or not this film is going to go down in cinematic history.  Hey, at least she doesn't look like she's a woman trapped in some sort of marital prison.

Nic Cage Makes His Next Move  —  Nic stopped by Letterman last night to promote his new film Next that opens today.  In the movie he stars as a man who can see two minutes into the future.  As a result he's relentlessly pursued by the FBI, which wants to use him to stop a terrorist threat.

Sexy/Wax  —  This wax statue of Justin Timberlake at Madam Tussauds in London is hotter than the real thing.  Wax figures are still creepy as hell.  I love the Britney one in the back!  They should've made her bald.

LOHAN DRIVER HITS AND YELLS  —  LINDSAY Lohan's driver flipped out when he plowed into the car of Tony Bennett's daughter Wednesday and proceeded to chew her out.  John Zagata "was hostile with me.  He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me," singer Antonia Bennett told Page Six.

Maria Menounos is Ridiculously Hot  —  So, first of all, let me apologize for today's previous posts which feature Tyra Banks grabbing Rosie O'Donnell's breasts, and Britney Spears' saggy breasts going in all kinds of crazy directions.  I like to keep things pretty, here on Egotastic! …

BLAMING DORA  —  DID Alec Baldwin dump CAA this week because a video posted on FunnyOrDie.com showed Dora the Explorer listening to his infamous phone rant against his daughter, Ireland?  The Web site is the creation of Adam McCay, Chris Henchy and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell.

First look: Downey forges a bond with 'Iron Man' role  —  LOS ANGELES — Robert Downey Jr. is hardly the obvious choice to play an iconic crime fighter.  —  After all, this is the guy who became a poster boy for Hollywood excess, serving a year in prison on drug and alcohol-related charges …