VICTORIA'S LOSS  —  GISELE Bundchen is longer wears Victoria's Secret.  The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn't up her $5 million-a-year salary.  Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to Brazilian Web site Glamurana that contract talks had broken off.

Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams?  —  Plus: Orlando Bloom feels for his fans  —  Lindsay Lohan admits that part of her loves being a paparazzi target — but she wishes the photographers would stop bothering her for a while so that she can win an Oscar.

Lindsay Lohan Likes To Party In Her Bra  —  Allow me to first apologize for the size of these Lindsay Lohan pics, but sometimes you have to use what you can find in this business.  Small or not though, these are some great pics of what looks to be a drunken, overpaid, overhyped celeb at play …

LOSER' JOINT, BATHROOM SEX  —  WITH last night's opening of the East Village bar Angels & Kings on East 11th Street, the owners - Fall Out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz, Gym Class Heroes lead Travis McCoy and Yellow Fever clothing designer Jamison Ernest - finally have a place where "all our loser friends can hang out."

Britney and Howie Have a Sleepover  —  It's a new chapter in Britney Spears' love life — thanks to her fellow Promises alum, singer Howie Day, 26.  —  While one friend denies the duo dated during her February stint at the Malibu, California, rehab center, another source says things …

Andre so ill he 'doesn't recognise' Jordan  —  Meningitis has taken such a grip on Peter Andre that he does not even recognise his wife Jordan.  —  Glamour model Jordan has lifted the lid on her despair for hubby Pete after long vigils at his bedside.  —  Talking to Ok!

Kiera Wants to Look Like Ditto  —  Keira Knightley said that she's been trying to put on weight after she found out that she's a role model to anos.  She said that she would love to have a body like Beth Ditto.  Oh, would she really now?  Ugh, I'm so sick of these morons telling lies!

Is mannequin Moss exhausted after 12 seconds work?  —  Normally she wears clothes effortlessly for a living.  But designing them is a different matter for Kate Moss.  —  So it was that she fell asleep in the back of her car after the launch of her much anticipated first collection for Topshop.

JFK book a real plotboiler  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  President John F. Kennedy was almost certainly the victim of a CIA-Mafia plot, according to a new book that reveals Robert Kennedy's secret efforts to expose such a scheme.  —  RFK's contacts in Florida's Cuban exile community actually …

Alyson Hannigan Bikini Pictures  —  This one's for all you Buffy fans out there.  Personally, I've never been into her, but after seeing these Alyson Hannigan bikini pictures, I think my mind may be changing.  —  Sure, Alyson Hannigan isn't much competition for Lindsay Lohan physically …

Coming to America  —  Dannielynn Hope Birkhead is in America for the first time.  She arrived in Louisville, Kentucky with her daddy this afternoon to visit his family.  Larry and Danni are causing a media frenzy with cars and helicopters already chasing them.

Orlando Bloom's stalker hug  —  Orlando Bloom hugged an angry stalker who broke into his hotel room.  —  A woman recently managed to gain entry to the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star's room, but instead of being scared or angry, quick-thinking Orlando calmly consoled her.

Spider-Man Costar Calls Tobey 'An Excellent Dad'  —  Tobey Maguire (left) and James Franco  —  Playing Harry Osborn in the Spider-Man series lets James Franco see Tobey Maguire in a different role: dad to 6-month-old daughter Ruby.  —  "She's a very sweet baby," Franco, 29 …

Naomi Campbell Says She's Allergic To Alcohol  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell has quit boozing after deciding she's allergic to alcohol.  The British catwalk star claims most of her well-publicized scandals are alcohol related - and she has decided to stop drinking.

Does Drink, Does Smoke, What's Demi Gonna Do?  —  Well, we have no idea if 18-year-old Rumer Willis really is drinking inside of Hyde, maybe she was just there for the deep conversation with Paris and Lindsay?  Hyde has a history of letting in underage partiers...do they get away …

What's Growing on Your Feet, Kirsten?  —  Kirstin Dunst celebrates her 25th birthday party at a New York restaurant on Monday but walked out with some very strange red markings on her feet.  —  What could it possibly be?  Popped blood vessels?  Alcohol poisoning?

Hilary Duff Gets Banged  —  Ever since Hilary Duff got rid of the loser from that Mickey Mouse band Good Charlotte, she can do no wrong here on Hollywood Tuna.  I don't care that her music is water-downed pop or if she lip-syncs during every live performance.

Britney Takes Control!  —  If Britney's concert does indeed happen tonight at the House of Blues in San Diego, fans will be seeing something truly special - Spears' complete artistic vision (or lack thereof).  —  "Britney is doing all the choreography and conceptualization herself," …