Jay-Z in a Plane Crash— NOT TRUE  —  UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed that Jay-Z WAS NOT aboard the plane.  The three aboard the plane were "white men."  —  Rumors have been swirling this morning that rapresario Jay-Z (aka Shawn Carter) was in a plane crash this morning.

At film fest: De Niro's lashed picture show  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  The sixth annual Tribeca Film Festival closes on Sunday and, as usual, some the event's best moments came not during the screenings, but the panels.  —  Rarely have former spooks shot from the hip …

Farrell lover's ex kills himself  —  THE ex-boyfriend of COLIN FARRELL's new girl killed himself after she started going out with the star, it was revealed yesterday.  —  John Marc Knight, 22, was said to have been "devastated" when fellow student Muireann McDonnell fell for the Irish film star.

Lohan Attends Britney's LA Show, Britney's Aunt Wouldn't Have Been Caught Dead There  —  Britney's talking about drugs during her shows?  How does she find the time?  They're 12 minutes.  Lohan attended Britney's L.A. show, as Britney's aunt is talking trash about her .  Talking trash about Britney, not Lohan.

Gisele: Victoria's Secret — Secrets Revealed?  —  Rumors on the breakup between supermodel Gisele Bundchen and Victoria's Secret are getting more plump and juicy by the minute!  —  According to the Brazilian media, among Gisele's long list of dealbreaking requests in contract talks …

Kelly Clarkson's Album Might Suck Hardcore  —  Rumors are that Kelly Clarkson's album has been completed dumped after the label hated it.  Sony head honcho, Clive Davis, told her ass of when he heard it.  —  An inside source said, "It was an extraordinary presentation.

Esquire's Naming Jessica Biel 'Sexiest Woman Alive' Only Helped the Part of Her Career Where She Takes Her Clothes Off  —  Jessica Biel's topless photos in Gear were her way of saying, "Get me the F off 7th Heaven."  Then Gear folded.  —  Now a more regular magazine covergirl …

Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian Fight on MySpace  —  Like, oh my gawd, another MySpace war ... this time Haylie Duff vs. good for nothing trust fund slut, Kim Kardashian.  —  From Haylie Duff's MySpace blog: … And here are the screencaps of the messages which led to Haylie publishing …

'JOHANSSON SHOULD DO PLAYBOY'  —  Playboy veteran PAMELA ANDERSON wants to see movie beauty SCARLETT JOHANSSON disrobe for the men's magazine.  Anderson, who has posed for Playboy a record 12 times, believes the Lost In Translation star would be ideal for Hugh Hefner's raunchy publication.

Heidi Montag Shows the New Girls Off to the Paparazzi  —  In what had to be one of the most blatant displays of "I want more than just 15 minutes of fame,' "The Hills" star Heidi Montag (along with her slightly icky co-star and boyfriend Spencer Pratt), hit the beach to proudly show off her new implants.

Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola.  —  Mariah Carey Regrets Marriage To Mottola... Singer MARIAH CAREY regrets marrying Sony Music boss TOMMY MOTTOLA and wouldn't do it again, even though he helped make her a star.

Michelle Rodriguez Wasn't Ready To Talk About It  —  Hard bitch and philosopher Michelle Rodriguez is refuting "Curve" magazine outing her ass.  She posted a long missive on her website that I think says she's not gay.  It's sorta rambling.  Brace yourself. … She keeps going.  Keep reading.

Britney Gets Love from Lindsay, None from Family  —  Britney Spears gave the shortest show yet on her "comeback" mini-tour last night in L.A.— and TMZ spies report that none other than Lindsay Lohan was there to catch the action — all 11 minutes of it.  —  Our eyes inside noted that Brit donned …

Anne Hathaway's Guy Sued for $55 Mil by Billionaire  —  Raffish real-estate developer (and ultimate Zach Braff look-alike) Raffaelo Follieri is being sued by supermarket billionaire and friend-of-everyone Ron Burkle, for allegedly taking $55 million of Burkle's company's money and lavishing it on …

Akon Axed by Verizon Over Simulated Rape  —  Rapper Akon has been fired by Verizon — and is being threatened with prosecution — after he reportedly simulated a rape of a 15-year-old on stage during a concert in Trinidad a few weeks ago.  —  Verizon promoted Akon as one of the musicians …

Brandy Faces a Third Wrongful Death Lawsuit  —  A third wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against R&B singer Brandy stemming from a fatal car accident in Los Angeles last year.  —  Marouane Hdidou, 32, whose wife Awatef Aboudihaj died in the Dec. 30 crash, sought unspecified damages …

Spice Girls tempted by £5m deal  —  The Spice Girls look dead-set for a pop revival after the fivesome were offered £5million to reunite for a one-off Christmas gig.  —  Reports say Mel B's visit for David Beckham's birthday party on Wednesday night was tied into a business visit to discuss the idea with the other girls.

PARTY PRIORITY  —  KIRSTEN Dunst celebrated her birthday at West Village nook Beatrice Inn Monday night after bailing on her "Spider-Man 3" screening in Astoria.  "She told everyone she was sick and left right after the red carpet," said a Page Six spy, "but really she went to her birthday party."

Nathan Lane talks coming out with Ellen  —  Yesterday Broadway and film star Nathan Lane stopped by the Ellen Degeneres show, and initially it was a mystery as exactly why he was there, other than to raise Ellen's spirits (she's bedridden from a back injury).

Leticia Cline  —  From TNA wrestling here's Leticia Cline.  I really have to start watching this show!  Too bad she's supposedly just an interviewer on the program, which means you probably won't see her getting down and dirty in the ring much.  It's only a matter of time before she gets recruited I'm guessing.

Inside Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's Marriage  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes share a life together that's shocking - shockingly normal, that is, considering they're one of the world's most famous couples.  —  "When you come over, the first thing [Katie] does is say, 'Are you hungry?