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2:45 PM ET, May 5, 2007

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TMZ.com:
Paris Ordered to Serve 45 Days in Jail  —  A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in L.A. County jail for violating her probation in a reckless driving case.  Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release …
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TMZ.com:
Paris' Summer at the Prison Hilton  —  While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).  —  Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood …
Associated Press:
Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail … LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress's famous high life.  —  Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying …
Ken Lee / People.com:
Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in Jail  —  Paris Hilton on Friday was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation by repeatedly driving with a suspended license.  —  "[Hilton] disregarded everything ... and didn't care and kept driving," said Superior Court Judge Michael Sauer.
Access Hollywood:
Paris Goes To Jail!  —  After the verdict was read, a rep for Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo released the following statement to Access Hollywood:  —  "City Attorney Delgadillo believes today's ruling sends a clear message that in the City of Los Angeles, no one is above the law."
Discussion: The Hilton Files
Associated Press:
What Paris can expect behind bars  —  Inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center get low-sodium meals  —  LOS ANGELES - Hopefully, Paris Hilton likes chicken.  —  She was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.
Los Angeles Times:
Paris Hilton must serve 45 days in jail  —  The heiress will do time for violating probation by driving on a suspended license.  —  Paris Hilton, her long blond hair tied back in a ponytail and oversized sunglasses shading her eyes, pulled up to L.A. traffic court near downtown Friday …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
TMZ.com:
Paris' Mom to Prosecutor: "This is PATHETIC!"  —  Moments after Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve 45 in the clink, TMZ learned that her mother, Kathy, rushed over to the lead prosecutor and lashed out, "I want your autograph.  This is pathetic."  —  In the same breath …
Discussion: Rumors and THE RAD REPORT
TMZ.com:   Paris' Fate Just Moments Away
Dbryan / INF Daily:
Natalie Portman nips out for dinner  —  Nipple alert!!  Nipple Alert!!  Diners got to see a side of gorgeous Natalie Portman that even her leading men don't get to see.  Natalie was a guest at the annual Cultural Center dinner in New York when she decided to give everyone a flash of her boobs.
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SeriouslyOMGWTF / Seriously? OMG! WTF?:
Natalie Portman shows her side boob  —  I bet Natalie Portman wishes she didn't wear that dress now.
Phil / Egotastic!:   Natalie Portman Nippy Side Boob. Nice.
Just Jared:
Angelina & Pax in Prague  —  Angelina Jolie enjoys some down time earlier this week with 3-year-old Pax and 2-year-old Zahara (below) in the garden of their private property in Prague.  —  Inset: Shiloh, almost 1, is walking again with (possibly) Angelina's assistant Holly Goline.
Discussion: Pittwatch.com
X17 Online:
F*#K Britney!  —  Just kidding, y'all!  Gee, I dunno what kinda message Britney was trying to portray today when she stopped for a quick tanning session yesterday in Bel Air — whadaya think?  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »
New York Post:
KID ROCK VS. ANNA NICOLE  —  THE Kentucky Derby means a lot of things to people, but to Kid Rock, it's really special.  Kid told the May issue of Maxim he had a huge fight with Anna Nicole Smith at the Derby last year.  "I had my son with me, and she strolls in shooting a TV show …
Fox News:
Verizon Ends Partnership With Hip-Hop Star Akon Following Simulated Rape  —  Verizon has ended its partnership with hip-hop star Akon after he simulated the rape of a 15-year-old girl on stage at a show in Trinidad, FOX News has confirmed.  —  The girl thought she had won a dance contest …
Discussion: Bizzom.com and Bossip
Flynet Pictures / FlynetOnline.com …:
Britney Goes Blonde and Brunette in One Night  —  Britney Spears is wigging out!  Yesterday she wore a blonde wig on the way into her House of Blues on Sunset show and then she switched back to the brunette for the show.  Looks like she wants to keep us guessing!
TMZ.com:
Harry Morton Lawsuit — Get Outta MySpace!  —  Harry Morton has just started a legal war with the person who, posing as Harry, posted naked pictures of his friends on a MySpace page — problem is, he still doesn't exactly know who he's suing!  —  In a lawsuit filed Thursday …
Discussion: Dlisted
cityrag:
Fergie and the Science of Fug  —  According to In Touch Weekly, Fergie was seen wearing eight outfits in one day at the MTV Australia Video Music Awards!  We count about 2 hits and 6 misses.  Watcha gonna do with all that fug?...  Fergie and Brooke Hogan Juxta-pose  —  Fergie's Foggy About Her Plastic Surgery
Jesus Martinez / DrunkenStepfather:
I am - Lohan Goes to See Britney's Concert of the Day  —  I decided that I respect the socially awkward losers who make up the internet, because without them the internet wouldn't exist.  I know people who are actually good looking and successful are too busy being good looking and successful …
 
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