Paris DID Have to Spread 'Em!  —  TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton DID have to undergo a cavity search as part of the booking process at the jail.  —  The NY Post reported this morning that Paris was not required undergo the customary 'bend over and cough' search for contraband upon checking in to jail.

Jennifer Aniston's Mystery Man Revealed!  —  So who was that handsome mystery man Jennifer Aniston was spotted holding hands with during a romantic dinner over Memorial Day weekend?  —  The case is solved: It's 36-year-old British model Paul Sculfor, and the pair already have been dating for several weeks …

Attorney: Akon not involved in any criminal conduct  —  FISHKILL — An attorney for Akon has released a statement on behalf his client that claims the singer did not engage in criminal conduct when he hoisted a KFEST concertgoer on his shoulders Sunday and hurled him off a stage.

Doody Bubble  —  Riddle me this?  Who the hell poses like this while waiting for your car?  Kim Kardashian needs to realize that just because Paris Hilton is in jail doesn't mean we need another no-talent skank to replace her ass.  She's probably pushing out the jizz she took in earlier.

Joe Francis Likes Jail  —  "Girls Gone Wild" amoeba Joe Francis has chosen to REMAIN in jail in Nevada.  Why?  Because if released he would automatically be extradited to Florida to face those other charges involving underage girls and a camera.  What's the difference between jail in Nevada and Florida?

Lindsay Lohan's mom fabricated her entire showbiz past  —  Once a liar, always a liar.  Dina Lohan, Lindsay's stagecoach mom, said in an interview that she once told George Clooney she was Lindsay's assistant instead of admitting that she's her mom.  It turns out Dina has lied about a whole lot more.

I am - Petra Nemcova Hot Tits of the Day  —  Tsunami Survivor Petra Nemcova is one of those girls who is pretty decent for an eastern European chick.  I know most Eastern European chicks you hear about are either models, or pornstars, or mail order brides you dream of because your rich …

Bruce Willis Almost Kicked Ashton Kutcher's Ass  —  Bruce Willis has thanked Will Smith for talking him out of confronting  —  Ashton Kutcher.  —  The 'Die Hard 4.0' action star confessed he flew into a jealous rage when he  —  first discovered his ex-wife Demi Moore was dating toyboy Ashton.

Cuba plays the hero for real  —  Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. is being called a hero after taking quick action that may have saved a shooting victim's life.  —  The 39-year-old Oscar winner was waiting in his car outside a Hollywood restaurant "when he heard four gunshots," says a source.

Paris Behind Bars — Don't It Make My Blue Eyes Brown  —  Paris Hilton is going au naturel.  She's taken her contact lenses out and her eyes are now officially brown.  —  And we're told the makeup is also history.  A number of inmates have told her she's better looking without it.

DIVORCE TIME IN HOLLYWOOD?!?  —  good morning!  this week national enquirer is screaming divorce for three hollywood couples - i'm not sure on the exact statistics of failed marriages but when it comes to celebrities it must be something like one out of every two marriages end in divorce!

Paris Coming Home Early????  —  We haven't 100% confirmed it yet, but we are hearing very loud murmurs that Paris Hilton is going to be released from prison within the next 24 hours.  —  Stay tuned!!!!  —  Update: Sources are telling us this is not likely to happen.

Is Paris Getting Sprung???!!!  —  We're hearing Paris may be released tonight?!  Could it be true?  We're headed over the Lynwood to find out ...

Hello Indeed!  Liv Tyler Gives Kate Bosworth Quite the Kiss on the Lips  —  If I could write using sound effects, you'd be hearing the sound of grinding brakes, tires squealing on the pavement, and the dull thud of a car hitting a lamp post.  Why?  Because you know that's what happened …

Paging Dr. McMoney  —  ''Grey's Anatomy'' is bringing back Dr. George full time next year, offering T.R. Knight about $125,000 per episode to return; co-star Isaiah Washington's fate, however, is still up in the air  —  Though the Grey's Anatomy finale left fans with lots of questions …

Tyra Takes New York  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - America's Next Top Model might soon be hitting Broadway.  —  While producers of The Tyra Banks Show confirmed Wednesday that the supermodel's daytime chatfest will be shooting its third season in New York, speculation has begun as to whether …

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag's Feud Heats Up  —  The Hills are alive with the sound of ... screaming.  —  Insiders claim in Us Weekly's current issue that Heidi Montag is so eager for more face time on the hit MTV reality series that she's been crashing scenes with former BFF, Lauren Conrad.

Nicole Richie Pregnant?  —  "The Simple Life" star is the subject of rumors that have her taking a series of medical tests, that have conclusively "confirmed she is pregnant," according to Life and Style magazine.

What Is The Point Of This?  —  Did Nicole Richie just have plastic surgery on her mug or something?  Homegirl has been hiding her face all week.  I mean what is the point of this?  No wonder she's a s**tty-ass driver.  You can't operate a motor vehicle with a towel over your head dumbass!

Lindsay Shapes Up  —  Linds!  Look at you, all happy and smiley.  It's nice to see you looking healthy and in high spirits after last week.  With all this exercising, your already bangin' bod is going to be to die for!  —  SEE MORE AFTER THE JUMP »

It's Natural!  —  Maggie Gyllenhaal sure isn't shy about plopping out her breast and feeding baby Ramona in front of everyone.  This is the second time she's been photographed doing it.  This time it was in NYC's West Village.  It's natural!  I just don't know if I want to see it.