Paris Hilton Says, "Cheerio"  —  Paris Hilton may be in a somewhat better place than the Lynwood jail, but one thing hasn't changed — the food sucks.  Hilton is only eating cereal and bread.  —  We're told she is doing a lot better today, mostly because she is on her meds and the facility …

Shocking!  Blohan Is A Cokehead And Nuts!  —  The News of the World got Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard of 2 years, Lee Weaver, to sing like a bird.  Here's some little tidbit he claims went down: … You can visit TNOTW to read the entire interview and surprise, surprise...Lee's writing a tell-all.

JENNIFER Aniston's new fella was a raging cocaine fiend who snorted the drug with Kate Moss before they met Nelson Mandela, the News of the World can reveal.  —  And pals of Brit Paul Sculfor warned the Friends actress to walk away from the relationship before she gets hurt.

Good Ben Hunting  —  You really need to give Jennifer Garner props for re-inventing Ben Affleck.  Another rehab alum himself, the Oscar-winner (I know, right?) has gone from washed-up actor to perfect father!  He and daughter Violet look adorable together.  Makes me wish both of my parents were movie stars!

DRUNKEN Prince Harry is pictured slobbering all over girls in a sleazy club — just hours after our 150th soldier died in Iraq.  —  As British troops mourned the landmark casualty, we can reveal Harry spent his off-duty hours on army training in Canada SLUGGING back booze and SNOGGING barmaids.

Dennis Quaid Expecting a Boy and a Girl this Fall  —  Dennis Quaid and wife Kimberly know what to expect now that they're expecting: one of each.  —  "We finally know the sexes of these sweet little children coming into the world - we've seen pictures of them," Quaid told the crowd Saturday at his charity event in Austin.

Mont. officials hunt for prison escapees  —  BUTTE, Mont. - Authorities on Saturday combed an area near the Montana State Prison for two inmates, including one once accused of plotting to kidnap David Letterman's son, who escaped while working at the prison's ranch.

Julia Is Ready To Drop  —  I completely forgot Julia Roberts was pregnant.  She's in her 9th month and will pop out a baby in the next few weeks.  She was spotted yesterday arriving at a party in Long Beach.  No word yet on what she's having.  Well, she's having a human baby, but I mean what sex.

Someone's Being Playful  —  Find out who he is after the jump.  —  It's that lovable Pete Doherty!  — Which Golden Globe Winner Possesses These Feet?  — When T-Shirt Slogan's Are More Intelligent Than The Wearer  —  Trackback Pings

SO LUCKY TO HAVE BRAD  —  Exclusive by John Hiscock in Los Angeles 09/06/2007  —  HOLLYWOOD star Angelina Jolie has opened her heart for the first time about her love for Brad Pitt and their plans to adopt even more children.  —  In her most intimate interview, the actress laughs off rumours …

Cate Blanchett Headed Home For Sydney Film Festival  —  Cate Blanchett showed her affection for Australian film by attending the opening gala of the Sydney Film Festival.  She was by far the biggest celebrity in attendance. … (WENN)  —  More photos of Cate Blanchett and Joan Chen after the jump.

Heidi's Big Apple Babies  —  Heidi Klum spends her Friday afternoon again in the Big Apple with her three children and father Guenther and mom Erna.  (She did the same thing last Friday.)  —  The supermodel mom walked hand in hand with 3-year-old Leni and 20-month-old Henry while 6-month-old Johan had a stroller all to himself.

Joey McIntyre Prepares for Fatherhood  —  Call it the luck of the Irish.  On St. Patrick's Day, former New Kids on the Block singer and Dancing with the Stars contestant Joey McIntyre found out that his wife Barrett is expecting their first child in November.  —  "Being an Irish guy that's a good luck charm!"