Paris Already Back to Her Old Ways  —  Paris Hilton might be serious about turning her life around, but she's going to look good doing it.  —  Hilton, 26, who was released at 12:01 a.m. from Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Facility, had a 9:30 at-home appointment this morning …

WWE Releases Benoit Text Messages  —  It keeps getting more bizarre with every detail ...  Chris Benoit sent a series of text messages to WWE co-workers, some from his dead wife's cell phone.  According to WWE.com, all five text messages were sent between 3:53 AM and 3:58 AM on June 24.

John Stamos Out Of Sorts?  —  A spokeswoman for Channel 9 (which had set up the interviews for Stamos) had told the Australian media that Stamos' demeanor had been due to the ill effects of jet lag.  —  "I came from Greece, Cairo and Japan . . . and, for whatever reason, I am so jet-lagged here," Stamos himself told Downie.

a picture is worth a thousand posts  —  That is a horrible picture of VIvi!!  —  KARLA  —  RO, I AGREE WITH U ON MOSTLY EVERYTHING.  BUT SOMEHOW I FOUND THE PICTURE OF VIVI DISTURBING.  I DON'T EVEN LET MY CHILDREN PLAY WITH ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT.  IT'S JUST A COMMENT.  BUT OH WELL!!!!!!

Mary-Louise Parker, Jeffrey Dean Morgan Split  —  Weeds stars Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have called it quits, nearly four months after scotching reports that that they were headed for a break-up.  —  "We're not together anymore," Morgan told PEOPLE at Monday's Kabluey premiere at the L.A. Film Festival in Westwood.

Rosie Explains Controversial Photo  —  Image Of Her Child Wearing Ammo Belt Evokes Passionate Reaction On Blog  —  (CBS) When Rosie O'Donnell posted a photo on her blog of her four-year-old daughter Vivienne Rose dressed up in a military costume complete with ammo belt filled with toy bullets around her chest, her fans reacted.

Alanis Has Body!  —  Alanis Morissette has a face like Mr. Ed's long-lost girlfriend, but who knew she had body.  Is that what keeps the boys coming around?  Alanis and her pal Matthew McConagay are seen here strolling the beach.  Shocking, Mattey isn't wearing a shirt.  —  I doubt they are a couple.

Britney Spears says "no thanks" to dignity  —  Britney Spears was spotted leaving club Joseph last night dressed like a street prostitute.  And because she's Britney, she ended up stripping down to her bra and getting some Carl's Jr. drive-thru.  Oh wait, but it's okay, because she covered her face with a shirt.

Dye Britney!  —  Britney Spears needs to stop [doing] wrecking her own hair!  Oops!  —  After scalping herself alive back in February, TMZ has learned that Britney has now attempted to dye her ratty blonde mane herself on Saturday.  Weave it alone, girl!

Winehouse 'slashes' stomach in foul-mouthed interview  —  Wayward Amy Winehouse has given a disturbing insight in to her private life, cutting her stomach with a shard of mirror during a magazine interview.  —  The singer reportedly carved the words 'I love Blake' into her stomach …

Did Paris Fake Her Illness in Jail?  —  Celebrity News: Did Paris Fake Her Illness in Jail?  —  It was all in her head.  Usmagazine.com has learned the specific psychiatric condition that L.A. County Sheriff's officials cited when they reassigned Paris Hilton on June 7 from a jail cell to house arrest for medical reasons....

Greetings From Phil Spector  —  Accused murderer typed lewd postcard insult about L.A. prosecutor  —  When a guy's been indicted for murder, he can be expected to direct a little venom toward the prosecutor seeking to jail him for life.  Which is what Phil Spector did in a postcard he sent …

I am - Kim Kardashian's Armenian Ass of the Day  —  I don't know when these pictures were taken but they are new to me.  What isn't new to me is how obscene this bitch Kim Kardashian's ass is.  I saw the sex tape, I have seen other pictures out there showing off this massive thing and I know that I don't like it at all.

Get the Scoop on Paris Hilton's Prison Release Outfit  —  Kevork Djansezian/ap  —  With all the hoopla surrounding Paris Hilton's time in jail, we couldn't help but think one thing when she got out last night — she looks great!  From her white Marcello Toshi pumps to her skinny jeans …

Paris Pigs Out at Chez Lynwood  —  Forced to go 23 days without takeout from Mr.Chow, Paris Hilton spent her time in the clink ordering up a smorgasboard from the prison canteen.  Bon appetit!  —  Paris ordered from the same menu available to all prisoners.

Quentin Sucks ... Toes?!  —  He went out for raw fish, but Quentin Tarantino was in the mood for a little piggie instead.  —  TMZ spotted the director sucking the nail polish off some random woman's foot at Empress sushi joint on the Sunset Strip recently.

Germany prohibits Cruise's 'Valkyrie'  —  Ban tied to actor's Scientology ties  —  United Artists' "Valkyrie" is strictly verboten as far as the German Defense Ministry is concerned.  —  Due to Tom Cruise's affiliation with the Church of Scientology, the Teutonic governmental body …