24/7 SIZZLER EXCLUSIVE!  Ali Lohan Speaks Out!  —  "Lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine."  —  "My father is telling all lies to people...my father was never there for us."  — Ali Lohan, in an email to 24/Sizzler's David Caplan

LOOPY LINDSAY CAME 'IN PEACE'  —  KIN: DWI BIMBO WAS JUST TRYING TO 'HELP' EX-AIDE  —  By MARIANNE GARVEY in Santa Monica, Calif., and KIERAN CROWLEY in New York  —  New details have emerged about what sparked a wild drunken car chase and near-brawl involving Lindsay Lohan and her former aide's mother …

Video: Rob Schneider's Lindsay Drag Gag  —  In addition, Lindsay's mom expressed empathy towards other families who have had to endure similar situations and said her family will pull together to help Lindsay get through her troubles.  —  "Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families …

'Pulp' actor's drug drama  —  Zed's a crackhead, baby?  —  Actor Peter Greene - who, as Zed the Gimp-keeper, was memorably dispatched by Bruce Willis in "Pulp Fiction" - was arrested Tuesday night in the East Village for possession of crack cocaine.  —  Greene, who also played …

Angelina Depressed Over Her Film Flop  —  Bad Box office numbers can be a real bummer.  According to a source close to Angelina Jolie, 32, the actress is "devastated" by the audience rejection of her movie A Mighty Heart (it has earned just $9 million).  —  "She poured her heart into the story …

Hilary's Got a New Pucking Dude  —  Looks like Hilary Duff is off the market again, and her new dude seems to be a pretty good catch, eh?  —  Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica.  Try the veal cutlet!

Zsa Zsa's Hubby: "I Was Robbed at Gunpoint"  —  Just in: Prince von Anhalt tells ET he was robbed at gunpoint by three women this morning.  —  PRINCE FREDERIC VON ANHALT says he was robbed Thursday morning by three gun-toting women on a Los Angeles street.

Is This the New Britney Song?  —  UPDATE: We're told this song may have been first recorded in 2003 and leaked in 2006.  So why would someone leak it to us again?  Hmmm... It's all I gots y'all!  —  Hand-delivered to the TMZ offices this morning was a yellow padded envelope with a CD inside that simply read, "Britney — Get It."

Claire Danes Nipple Slip Pictures  —  Oops!  Looks like Claire Danes might want to wear a bra next time... This Claire Danes nipple slip happened while claire was doing an on-camera interview at MTC Canada, though I don't know if it was just one lucky photographer, or an entire country's worth of a lucky audience.

WE HEAR  —  THAT Brad Pitt is reuniting with Gwyneth Paltrow for "Dirty Tricks," a political drama on the aftermath of the Watergate scandal with Annette Bening, Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone . . . THAT Heather Graham and Dominic Chianese, who star in "Adrift...

Mary Louise Parker's Nude Weeds Ad  —  Mary Louise Parker isn't exactly what I'd call an Egotastic! regular, but she's definitely got what it takes to make the list (aside from any discernable cocaine addiction or issues with alcohol).  Of course, when you take this ad for her show Weeds into account …

Heidi's Klum-thing else  —  Naked truths ... Heidi strips off for Arena  —  WELL-HEELED supermodel HEIDI KLUM posed naked - except for her shoes and a strategically placed cushion for Arena mag.  —  The mum-of-three - who is married to Brit singer SEAL - agreed to the sexy new photo shoot …

CHOCO-LICIOUS  —  KELLY Rowland once wanted to look white.  "It's said that brown-skinned girls don't sell magazines and that's so sad," the sexy songbird tells next month's Essence.  "I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé's mom, would say, 'Don't you know how beautiful you are?'

Experts believe Lohan may get 180 days in jail  —  Going back to rehab would be her best bet to avoid jail time  —  LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan's best bet for avoiding jail time is to go back into rehab yet again and remove herself from a high-flying party lifestyle — if not …

Don't Show This To Tom Cruise  —  Jonathan Lipnicki is all grown up.  Well almost.  He's 16.  He's the kid from "Jerry Maguire."  You know the "human head weighs 8 pounds" boy.  He was also in one the greatest movies all ALL-TIME "The Little Vampire."  That movie is best served with kamikaze shots.