OWEN IN 'SUICIDE ATTEMPT'  —  'OD BID' AFTER TIFF WITH PAL  —  A distraught Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal, a source told The Post yesterday.

Isabella and Connor Cruise are away at brainwash camp  —  You know how you used to see photos of Tom Cruise's kids, Isabella and Connor, all the time before baby Suri made her triumphant but long overdue debut?  Tom and Katie seemed to be attending a sports game for one of the preteens every week …

Angelina Jolie Goes to Iraq  —  Angelina Jolie is in Iraq to witness firsthand the humanitarian crisis there, the United Nations Refugee Agency UNHCR has announced.  —  The actress and UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, 32, flew from New York to Syria on Monday.  In Damascus, she visited …

Looks Like K-Fed's Definitely The One Who Sicced The Social Workers On Britney  —  More details are coming to light concerning the child abuse allegations against our poor little lamb.  It's been revealed that the L.A. County Department of Family and Children Services isn't investigating any physical mistreatment of JJ and SPF.

Alyssa Milano's Hairy Arms Are A Mystery  —  Here are the latest pictures of Alyssa Milano promoting her women's baseball line Touch.  As usual, Alyssa looks great, but the mystery remains: why does she refuse to wax the hair off her arms!?  Does she want to keep in touch with her Italian heritage …

Bridget's Baby Name Revenge  —  Tom Brady was mostly absent during Bridget Moynahan's pregnancy with their child (born August 22), and now that's not the only thing that's missing.  The actress, 36, decided not to include her ex's surname when naming her son.

Jacinda Barrett Welcomes a Baby Girl  —  Australian actress Jacinda Barrett and her husband Gabriel Macht have welcomed their first child, a baby girl, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  Satine Anais Geraldine Macht was born Aug. 20 in Los Angeles.  —  "Mum and Satine are happy and healthy," says her publicist.

Jason Wahler — Engaged!  —  Someone's movin' on!  Fresh from rehab and a jail stint, former "Laguna Beach" cast member Jason Wahler is making another positive change — he's getting married!  —  Wahler's rep confirms to TMZ that Jason proposed last weekend to his USC tennis star girlfriend, Katja Decker-Sadowski.

Back for 'More'  —  Insiders involved with Britney Spears' upcoming CD say the first single, produced by Nate ''Danjahandz'' Hills, is an up-tempo club track that could drop as soon as next week  —  The first single from Britney Spears' long-awaited fifth studio album will debut as soon as next week …

Lily Allen has Guinness poured over her  —  Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend's Notting Hill Carnival.  —  The 'Smile' singer invaded the stage during the performer's gig at the annual London event, pushing the star off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him.

Paris Hilton Topless (and Showing Nipple) in GQ Germany  —  It's not everyday you see Paris Hilton's nipples on display, well, actually it kind of is, but I guess it's not every day you see Paris Hilton's nipples in a national magazine.  But Paris Hilton got topless for GQ magazine in Germany …

Father-in-law: Boycott Winehouse albums  —  LONDON - Amy Winehouse's father-in law says fans should stop buying her records to force the singer to seek help for what he called a drug addiction.  —  Giles Fielder-Civil said he believed Winehouse and his son, Blake Fielder-Civil, had used cocaine …

Amy Winehouse's Caribbean Holiday  —  How do you follow a hospitalization for "exhaustion," and cutting yourself and your husband in a bloody brawl?  Why, with an island getaway second honeymoon, that's how!  —  The collapsed, beehived singer let her hair down at a swank resort where she's relaxing with bloodied hubby Blake.

BATTLE OF BULGE  —  ASHANTI is having a rough summer.  The songbird gained so much weight, she refused to be photographed during the weekend opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego.  Having a better time was Jessica Biel, there with her family and a few girlfriends, who...

'Lost' Scoop: Jeff Fahey Joins Cast  —  The star of the cult flick ''The Lawnmower Man,'' most recently seen in ''Grindhouse,'' has ''exactly the right sensibilities'' for the island, say Lindelof and Cuse  —  The new season of Lost is still over five months away (arrrrggggh!!!) …

Jenna Jameson Uses Her Tongue  —  Jenna Jameson was at one time the biggest porn star in the world, but now she's not.  And we're thankful.  After seeing Jenna Jameson bikini pictures in which she looks like an anorexic Simpson's cartoon version of herself, we had already lost any appreciation we might have had for the once sexy star.

Brad's daddy day care  —  Dad Brad Pitt was left to look after the kids today after Angelina jetted out to Iraq on UN business.  After whisking Pax off to the Natural History Museum to see the dinosaurs, he then went for a horse carriage ride around Central Park with Zahara.  And she loved every minute.